derek is this true it better not be your so getting banned from games bloard if it is 😡😡😡😡😡😡

I've seen ball lightning but I've never seen a penis tornado

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-flail-thread%2Fposts%2F12426] i can't fuckin believe this is real [/quote] buddy, you and me both

posting a thread with the same title as your account name requires roughly the same level of ego as it takes to not feel any shame about "going live" on instagram

im going to say bone because im bad to ot. bad toth e bone

Hit the Cherndog with some digits my man [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10625] One Time I watched Falling Down with a girl and she talked shit about it the whole movie so the next time we watched a movie together she picked Purple Rain and I talked shit about Prince the whole time and she didn't call me again. [/quote]

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im doin the bloard dance im doin it!

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F12925] dick cant come hard. have come soft. bros help [/quote] come here dude. We'll help.

thank you this will help my diet 😇 a merry year to you wishman

Pigfoot underscore vermont

Chronic pool peer here! Wheres the pool at!!!

oh god no... it's finally come out... my name is steve mcqueen and i make "my wife" jokes meta-unironically...

goku

bug deal, I believe that you are stronger than you give yourself credit for. you have friends here (and elsewhere) that can listen and offer support. you have these friends because of who you are.

H-hey! Pick up those 5-10 year old dvds! Those are classic straight to home release films! Who do you think you are!!

gaming, bloarding, jacking off, eating pizza. Nuff said

Oh nuggets! Im back 'ere again

baby yoda huge vein cock. meat. wide. drip.

my advice is dont do it cos you will get cooties

we cover peens in that chemical that turns purple when you pee in it or whatever

elves dwarves humans subhumans (e.g. the original poster) orcs

i'm smelling like a creature from the lost plains

Little Erik and I are friends again.

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i was in the first focus group in that commercial where they're showing how many years running they've won the jd power & associates trophy. here's what really happened: the walls kept sliding away until finally one slid away to reveal our very own posteriors, alerting everyone to the fact I had completely shat my pants when the first wall slid away

bees are sweet :) only hornets have wronged me

i trained a hyper-intelligent hog to + good bloard posts for me but then he +ed this one and i had to have him put down

Your donating how much? 0 dollars?

I noticed I was left off the list and that can only mean I am already your friend

a taste for bloard.

posting here for some "welcome back to bloard" +1s :)

fuck

Oh hell yeah baby, oh hell yeah, it's Saturday night bloard. I've got the bottle of pinot open and a 6 inch veggie sub from subway, time to get absolutely wild me when I realize it's Saturday night and time to log on to bloard.com: [img]https://giant.gfycat.com/VigorousShamefulGalapagoshawk.gif[/img]

If you can read this post, thank an ant

not to me... EDIT: i wanted to clarify that i meant "not funny to me." i know bloard man wasn't jacking off to me. that would be presumptuous EDIT2: were you jacking off to me?

Bagels for butts

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bumping this thread from the last page hehe.. you can call me a 'thread necromancer' xD

when you scratch your ankies after taking off socks when you put some meatball