mario tenis (pronounced tee-nis) is a contraction of "mario's teeny weeny penis"
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- For a limited time offer we are now offering hummus infused SnoobyMilk™. He got into our special patch of Big Boy Workouts™ Chickpeas and is now completely stuffed, and ready to be milked (for a year straight!). [img]http://i.imgur.com/9qAzBdG.jpg[/img] Offer while supplies last.
- Here's my story of having alcohol and looking at bloard. Well first I decided to have a couple of beersbecause I'd rather have some alcohol than not have some (I'm a university student and starting a summer job in June) and I was looking at twitter and playing Battlezone: Combat Commander and then I decided to look at Bloard, which jsutified my decision to have a third beer. So now I'm having my third beer and looking at bloard just as I mentioned on twitter (follow me @interjosh1 for more quality content) also I'm distancing myself from Horny bloard. Sorry
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6118] I have a theory but im scared to talk about it as it might ruin some friendships 😕😕 [/quote] is the conspiracy that you have friends 😂👏
- I’m bloarding from the treadmill in my basement in the dark It’s just too fuckin’ hot!
- had a buddy who put kepchup on bagels... thats right. on mac and cheese, too. then a few years after i stopped talking to him he shot his girlfriend and went to the bad man house. coincidence?
- jack and erik: "with team work we'll over come!" (orga drop pant) *jack cups left ball* *erik cups next ball* just then, orga tiny dick goes hard! with they work done, they take seat, pray, then have stew made from peas, eggs, pork, nuts, corn, rice, mayo, plum, okra, duck, also beef
- been refreshing bloard for a while, im aiming to create complete server overload and meltdown, could someone help please? i think with the power of two computers we can reduce bloard servers to a pile of molten metal in a bout a day
- "four word only" make come back this week ... make dumb guys have uses them head onto here just this once 😂 four word game test what hide back your fore head, cant join?? your must have dumb face area also just read here some guys gets band with kick from mods when dont post four part word. good, them fool cant even math, four very easy even baby know this?? 😆😆
- been thinking about how to "deal" with my enemies have now decided to to treat them with total love and understanding. we are all people after all and no one is perfect just a thought, maybe some of u will appreciate. please give this post a +1 if you find my idea useful or thought provoking edit: checkout this rad magnet fishing vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-6vxYR2Pnk
- [b]Odo from DS9[/b] [b]Pros[/b] -Natural sense of justice (from his Changling ancestry) - No-nonsense attitude -Cunning detective -Can morph into any object [b]Cons[/b] -Gruff -Can't get humanoid faces right -Has to go into a liquid state every 16 hours for 8 hours [b]Genus Rating[/b] 60.8% He's my favorite character
- think you guys might need to update your drivers, you're dropping some frames or something. i said oat milk.
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- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F10919] I’m down 😎 [/quote] *clown
- jerry. your strength is 4 your intelligence is 6 and you charisma is 5 every go you can move up to 40 feet due to regular walks to the park and good running shoes. you have 35 hit points and can deal 4 hit points unarmed your alignment is lawful neutral, your personality trait is being able to identify dog breeds from incredible distances, you pretend its not a big deal but in reality you are very proud of it. your bonds are your large collection of carefully hand cut coupons which ensure great deals at all merchants partnered with amex but your flaws are an unrelenting hobbit bloodlust, you keep killing hobbits. every time you see a hobbit your only option is to strike with overwhelming force. this takes 3 away from your charisma, and also twitter is upset at you for it but you will deal criticals on all hobbits.
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3103] Great post, KD. Something I'd like to add: Fuck you.l [/quote] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img]
- very much feel like this post will have good vibe. that it'll make this four deal work more. Note, Erik says this; obey. Also post here.
- Don't think about doing anything funny. You see this man? You see his muscles? He's stronger than you. That means what he says goes. If you try to stand up to him he will punch you hard and make you wish you had never even tried. Don't even bother. Let the strong man do his job. He will keep Bloard safe and secure. He will also listen to any of your problems, should you be humble and polite. After a hard day of using his strong muscles to get things done, the last thing this man wants is sass. So zip it! Cripes! Just let the muscle-man cop do his job!! No grief! [img]http://i.imgur.com/0AfZM6q.png[/img]
- *starts fiddling with the window blinds cutter*
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10513] Pigfoot I. Sorry [/quote] that is ok, i have come to accept losing a limb as a part of the hardware store lifestyle
- thank you this will help my diet 😇 a merry year to you wishman
- [quote=Phage;%2Fbloards%2Fwind_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwind-bloard%2Fposts%2F11098] Pfffffaaahhhttfffffftt That work? Could you feel that? [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/svnlpCm.jpg[/img] sure did!
- hi i need access to, "secret bloard"
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8364] beef jerky [/quote] ......oh damn! LMAO
- The potatoes were a bit oily. The bacon was of a lesser quality, but of course it was cooked perfectly. When I left, the server offered me a coffee to go, which I politely declined.
- i'm going to mail a box of live ants to everyone in this thread thats pro ant.