had a buddy who put kepchup on bagels... thats right. on mac and cheese, too. then a few years after i stopped talking to him he shot his girlfriend and went to the bad man house. coincidence?
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- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6829] went on a hunger strike in my parent's basement to raise awareness. didn't eat all day until mom called me up for dinner [/quote] wowneat's mom, hello
- jerry. your strength is 4 your intelligence is 6 and you charisma is 5 every go you can move up to 40 feet due to regular walks to the park and good running shoes. you have 35 hit points and can deal 4 hit points unarmed your alignment is lawful neutral, your personality trait is being able to identify dog breeds from incredible distances, you pretend its not a big deal but in reality you are very proud of it. your bonds are your large collection of carefully hand cut coupons which ensure great deals at all merchants partnered with amex but your flaws are an unrelenting hobbit bloodlust, you keep killing hobbits. every time you see a hobbit your only option is to strike with overwhelming force. this takes 3 away from your charisma, and also twitter is upset at you for it but you will deal criticals on all hobbits.
- The French don't give a hoot about drunk driving. I've noticed this because I'm in France
- Here's my story of having alcohol and looking at bloard. Well first I decided to have a couple of beersbecause I'd rather have some alcohol than not have some (I'm a university student and starting a summer job in June) and I was looking at twitter and playing Battlezone: Combat Commander and then I decided to look at Bloard, which jsutified my decision to have a third beer. So now I'm having my third beer and looking at bloard just as I mentioned on twitter (follow me @interjosh1 for more quality content) also I'm distancing myself from Horny bloard. Sorry
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F10919] Iβm down π [/quote] *clown
- "four word only" make come back this week ... make dumb guys have uses them head onto here just this once π four word game test what hide back your fore head, cant join?? your must have dumb face area also just read here some guys gets band with kick from mods when dont post four part word. good, them fool cant even math, four very easy even baby know this?? ππ
- they're so cute. and they're cool as h*ck because all life on earth would likely die without them. lets get some bee love going ITT! [img]https://i.imgur.com/Of1EmKv.gif[/img] [img]https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/648B/production/_104493752_c0240717-cape_honey_bee_on_coastal_ragwort-spl.jpg[/img] [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CcXZY2w-d-U/maxresdefault.jpg[/img]
- [b]Odo from DS9[/b] [b]Pros[/b] -Natural sense of justice (from his Changling ancestry) - No-nonsense attitude -Cunning detective -Can morph into any object [b]Cons[/b] -Gruff -Can't get humanoid faces right -Has to go into a liquid state every 16 hours for 8 hours [b]Genus Rating[/b] 60.8% He's my favorite character
- Iβm bloarding from the treadmill in my basement in the dark Itβs just too fuckinβ hot!
- bloard has died dozens of times, and its still here to post on. so if you ask me, bloard is just sleeping off the multiple direct gunshots to it's head that it has suffered.
- my favorite was Legend of Mana :) [img]https://lparchive.org/Legend-of-Mana-(by-Mega64)/Update%2054/3-043.png[/img]
- "greetings kind merchant, i'd like to peruse your wares. please show me to your finest selection of axes... and mayhaps ye can fletch a few flight arrows to replenish my companions dwindling quiver?"
- How do I post on bloar Excuse me I need help how do I post topic Help help help help needed help how do I post on blored Im new hello how do I prost on borund Post tropic send post topic send send send Search topic titties and asshole search topic big tittie assholm Excuse how do I search on blorg excuse me
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- Jerry I have always wanted to be your friend π more than i do with anyone else on this site. and that's true.
- Get hype lol. [Spends 20 hours googling for a simple heroku message board api and finds nothing] oh alright nevermind actually
- Absolutely detest Marijuana Consumption but canβt wait to see the post!
- hey, i'd like to return this 8lb spool of solder. meant to get lead-free. RoHS ya know? anyways i'll take cash or store credit where's the fridge section?
- jack and erik: "with team work we'll over come!" (orga drop pant) *jack cups left ball* *erik cups next ball* just then, orga tiny dick goes hard! with they work done, they take seat, pray, then have stew made from peas, eggs, pork, nuts, corn, rice, mayo, plum, okra, duck, also beef
- mario tenis (pronounced tee-nis) is a contraction of "mario's teeny weeny penis"
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10513] Pigfoot I. Sorry [/quote] that is ok, i have come to accept losing a limb as a part of the hardware store lifestyle
- thanks pal :) whats up with you? how was the oscars?
- Oh hell yeah baby, oh hell yeah, it's Saturday night bloard. I've got the bottle of pinot open and a 6 inch veggie sub from subway, time to get absolutely wild me when I realize it's Saturday night and time to log on to bloard.com: [img]https://giant.gfycat.com/VigorousShamefulGalapagoshawk.gif[/img]
- i'm going to mail a box of live ants to everyone in this thread thats pro ant.
- yeah and your a freaking brain bedner, hurts my fuckin breain reading this shit. christ. unreal.
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-hottest-meme-of-the-year%2Fposts%2F5950] did u guys know steam from the shower can set off a smoke alarm? i learned that this morning. poor riley bear freaked the fuck out! [/quote] typical for photoelectric detectors. get yourself an ionization smoke alarm for your bathroom, they aren't sensitive to water vapor