bug deal, I believe that you are stronger than you give yourself credit for. you have friends here (and elsewhere) that can listen and offer support. you have these friends because of who you are.

my advice is dont do it cos you will get cooties

elves dwarves humans subhumans (e.g. the original poster) orcs

Your donating how much? 0 dollars?

i'm smelling like a creature from the lost plains

Bagels for butts

we cover peens in that chemical that turns purple when you pee in it or whatever

Oh nuggets! Im back 'ere again

gaming, bloarding, jacking off, eating pizza. Nuff said

hey, i'd like to return this 8lb spool of solder. meant to get lead-free. RoHS ya know? anyways i'll take cash or store credit where's the fridge section?

i trained a hyper-intelligent hog to + good bloard posts for me but then he +ed this one and i had to have him put down

a taste for bloard.

when you scratch your ankies after taking off socks when you put some meatball

posting here for some "welcome back to bloard" +1s :)

I noticed I was left off the list and that can only mean I am already your friend

[img]https://i.imgur.com/Hn8LJhH.jpg[/img]

H-hey! Pick up those 5-10 year old dvds! Those are classic straight to home release films! Who do you think you are!!

bloard has died dozens of times, and its still here to post on. so if you ask me, bloard is just sleeping off the multiple direct gunshots to it's head that it has suffered.

[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4312] Little Erik, I think you're fucked up for having a bathroom floor that is more than one colour. [/quote] anyone reading this thread: if your bathroom floor is not one solid continuous uninterrupted color... you are owned

if you're not bug deal and you're feeling holiday warmth and loving greetings in this thread, get the fuck out. these warm wishes of cheer are for bug deal O NLY

i'm just waiting for the return of the "manky kong" (see below) [img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/donkeykong/images/a/a0/Manky_1.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100819212654[/img]

fuck

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F12925] dick cant come hard. have come soft. bros help [/quote] come here dude. We'll help.

htis is the most insulted I've ever been

"greetings kind merchant, i'd like to peruse your wares. please show me to your finest selection of axes... and mayhaps ye can fletch a few flight arrows to replenish my companions dwindling quiver?"

im visiting jerry's crystal prison every few weeks and showing him the fish i caught in my Black Bass Lure Fishing game for the Gameboy [img]https://i.imgur.com/FcOOEND.png[/img]

not to me... EDIT: i wanted to clarify that i meant "not funny to me." i know bloard man wasn't jacking off to me. that would be presumptuous EDIT2: were you jacking off to me?

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-that-gets-locked-after-one-person-posts-in-it%2Fposts%2F12471] Lmao what a noob move. I thought that was the joke the whole time when i saw it was in gbs smh [/quote] fuck him up, derek

thank you for these kind words Bappi i hope you enjoy the complementary Bloard posting-peanuts that have been sitting in the rain for 5-7 weeks

"bloard up" is what happens to a certain part of me when i browse horny bloard [img]https://i.imgur.com/rrRCWVj.gif[/img]

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fever-met-a-fellow-bloarder%2Fposts%2F285] congrats OP on having your post liked by every single registered bloard member [/quote] You mean there are only 7? The richness of the few had me believing there were many many more obsequious bitches!!! Fatuous cunts!!! oh my, pardon reethpect Lagrima Puerto Rican Mafia in effect

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I think im going to like it here. i cant wait to post "good morning" in the good morning thread tomorrow morning

Absolutely not Jerry.

wow i guess you two really are blind!

i wanna fuck joe biden i wanna bust inside him grab him by the hips kiss him on the lips im soppin at the cob slobbin on his knob i want you biden baby you drivin me so crazy i wanna fuck joe biden

BaooY wbaithady delsa

the french are nasty little freaks

youve shown a lot of initiative in posting this

When i got da blues I go to thee best restaurant get me some prime steak potaoes n shit, drank some chardiney then a stacked sunday for dessert, ha ha 2 sundays, then go to the soup kitchen w/ community (people to talk to) get a glass a water, sit there and when someone asks me why i'm not eating I tell them, Yes sir good times!!!