The honarable Judge RaymondMoist presides,
Bring your petty grievances and I shall pass judgement.
RaymondMoist
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- Hello I'm looking for an enormous heavy duty power drill, I don't have a project planned or anything. I just want to hold and drill the air to feel powerful and I'm afraid of guns.
- In the case of Bug Deal v. His own Dick, the plaintiff claims that the defendant is small. Upon investigation by an independent third party the defendant is determined to be comically huge. The court finds the plaintiff guilty of slander and orders him to make a public apology to his penis.
- Hey gang, I think I will finally get my first ever kiss (not my mom) in the next coming weeks. Pretty nervous about the possibility tbh. Do you guys have any tips or advice for a first time kisser? Thanks, RaymondMoist
- got a big night of drunk driving ahead of me. can't wait!!
- idk guys I don't feel good about my body... scared to take my shirt off : [
- Thanks for all the advice guys!! I knew I could count on you for help, I'm sure it's unrelated to the things you've been telling me but I feel worse about the whole situation now.
- Hey Jer need sum help witht that shirt bud, i'd happy to lend a hand
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- I noticed I was left off the list and that can only mean I am already your friend
- wow real mature, it's not my fault that all of the extra fat on my body is around/on top of my weiner.
- ah yea hey, can't talk now. My fern garden has a lot of aphids g2g cya around.
- The court rules your wet stinky ass is guilty as charged, and sentences your ass to "keep on truckin'"
- Hey guys whats going on!? Just got back from eating out some gramma behind a barn... whoa whats with all the blood?
- thats it, holding you in contempt of bloart. your ass is going to ass jail.
- pretty impressed you were able to drunk drive all the way over there
- Snooby: The court finds that was kind of mean and that you should chill out In the case of scout v kingdad the court rules ruckus granted in the case of dick chappy the court rules jerry needs to reissue boons to both the honorable judge raymondmoist and then do whatever jerry wants to dick chappy
- The court finds this unacceptable and orders Jerry to issue Judge RaymondMoist a new years boon.
- After careful and lengthy review my judgement is that Snooby owes you one (1) bakers dozen (13) french fries.
- Motion denied, after carefully reviewing the evidence the court finds she'll be here soon. Court orders you two (2) to sit tight.
- everyone in this thread ought to mosey on over to small claims bloart for no particular reason just to chat