yes you are looking a tad pale my poor thing, please come and lie down in dr moogs patented healing vat and rest your weary soul. do not fret sweet dumpling for ALL symptoms are transient in face of my vast experience and wide selection of medical apparatus! all services and operations are free of charge of course, as it is the health and well being of my test subje- err, that of my lovely friends and community that drives my passion!
now please, settle and do tell, what is it that ails you?
- doctor please help me, i am full of blood, and i really dont know what to do
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10951] doctor please help me, i am full of blood, and i really dont know what to do [/quote] ah yes i have had many patients with this same problem, quite tricky for the unacquainted doctor to remedy... luckily you are in competent hands! our best option is to remove a few large bones to make room for all that blood. now let me just grab my surgical tool and we may begin the extraction [img]https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56ec6a20a3360c829bb43d62/t/593aded3ff7c509a9df6e6e0/1497030364288/[/img]
- ive got a dicky dick π
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10953] ah yes i have had many patients with this same problem, quite tricky for the unacquainted doctor to remedy... luckily you are in competent hands! our best option is to remove a few large bones to make room for all that blood. now let me just grab my surgical tool and we may begin the extraction [img]https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56ec6a20a3360c829bb43d62/t/593aded3ff7c509a9df6e6e0/1497030364288/[/img] [/quote] thank you very much doctor, can i have a post surgery sticker too?
- I got the diabeetus
- Doctor, its awful. I'm posting on bloard again, please help π₯π£π’π
- My dick fucking STINKS
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10957] I got the diabeetus [/quote] erik i i dont condone bragging. [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10963] My dick fucking STINKS [/quote] hmm derek this is one seriously stinky dick. please dispose of it in the receptacle behind the building. afterward you may feel free to browse for a replacement model in the dick gallery upstairs, im sure you know the way there by now
- i got a tummy ache :[
- Here jerry, sniff this. Itβll cure what ails ya
- heal THIS *does some nasty freak shit*
- *while KD is convulsing in the corner of the room i pull his plug from the wall outlet*
- does my dick look weird to you
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10975] does my dick look weird to you [/quote] take the little cowboy hat off of it and it will probably look fine
- Dr Moog please help! i have Diphtheria π
- look no further old chap, in this large storage trunk i have 12 or so new sets of throat tubes that we can install as a replacement. it may sound like a painful procedure but i've not had 1 patient complain of soreness after i yanked their throat out, so worry not
- I've got a classic case of uti and creaky bones π³π what can be done to ail these conditions??
- [quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F11083] I've got a classic case of uti and creaky bones π³π [/quote] hmm im fresh out of bone lube, guess i'd better start whipping up a new batch. the uti might not be so easy to take care of since we'll need to find the wizard which cast that hex to begin with, sit through a bunch of unskippable cutscenes about his lore, and hope he'll settle out of court
- i'm smelling like a creature from the lost plains
