Everyone give me a + on this post, please plus me

Small brain: Whats your facebook Normal brain: Whats your instagran Glowing brain: Whats your twitter @ Space brain: Whats your bloard

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F5556] been reading that book about the hobbit. cant remember what its called [/quote] your diary

Alright, so I've been trying to work bloard into conversations with my coworkers. I'll give you an example of an exchange I had the other day to give the rest of you some inspiration for how to introduce the idea of bloard to the people around you. I simply took advantage of the conversation being about websites to "bloardinate", if you will, my coworkers. Me: You know, I'm a member of a website. Coworker: Oh yeah? Me: Yeah. Bloard dot com. Coworker: What? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: I don't know what you're saying. Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: Are you saying "War"? Me: No. Bloard dot com. Coworker: Bloarg dot com? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: "Bloard dot com"? Me: Yeah. Coworker: [laughing] Me: It's sick. Coworker: What is bloard dot com? Me: We just shoot the shit on there. Coworker: Alright.

Funny story! so i was at work and I see some guy browsing bloard!!! 😮 i was like damn i wonder which one of my favourite bloarders he is? maybe swann? however i didnt talk to him, he closed the page when he noticed i was watching him, and pretended to be working... 😒 then the other day i was on the bus and i see some old lady using it on her tablet! i was like woah what are the odds??? i was about to ask her about it but when she noticed me she shut it off and acted like she had no idea what i was talking about! so later that day i went into an internet café... not one, not two, but three bloarders!! i was like ok this is getting crazy... there are at the most 7 people who use bloard and you're telling me i've met more than half of them already... yeah right... but the funny thing was when they noticed me, they all turned off their laptops and got the heck out of there!! ok i thought, now this is getting weird. 😖 this kept happening to me. i would see people on bloard.com everywhere i went, even people that wouldn't normally use the internet. everyone in my office, passers by on the street, bank tellers, supermarket cashiers, the pizza delivery guy, firefighters, my parents at one point, homeless people, and one time i even saw a toddler who had gotten a hold of their mum's phone using Bloard. but the amount of posts never went up. it stayed as slow as it had ever been, i couldnt find any evidence of there being more users, which must have meant they were just lurking(?) what made it creepier was that if they noticed me they would immediately close the page and start doing something else, almost like they didn't want me to see... i told myself i was just being paranoid 😕 that night i came home and settled into my normal routine of browsing bloard and eating cereal for dinner... i was in my kitchen, it was dark outside, and i swear i could feel like i was being watched. I was thinking about making a thread asking if there were any other bloarders in my area but i decided against it for some reason. anyway i was reading the 3 new posts from that day... i clicked the plus button on one that i thought was funny and i thought that i saw some movement in the darkness outside. i got up and looked out the window. it was dark as fuck but i could have sworn i saw shadows moving about outside my house and a faint murmuring noise, but when i tried to focus on them they were gone. i told myself i was just imagining things. so i go back to my computer and type up a short inconsequential post on some thread i dont remember which one it was. while typing i sensed the weird movement outside again but i ignored it. but as soon as i clicked send there was this horrible noise that filled the room, a kind of THUMP THUMP THUMP. i looked up and suddenly i could see dozens of people standing outside rhythmically banging on the windows. they were wearing hooded cloaks and were all chanting SHIT POST SHIT POST SHIT POST in perfect unison. basically i freaked the fuck out grabbed my laptop and ran down the hallway but i could see that they were standing outside every window of my house and even though it was dark i could tell there must have been a couple hundred of them, maybe even more. i fucking leg it upstairs as the banging gets louder and faster so i bolt into the bathroom lock the door and cower in the corner just praying for it to stop. then i hear a fucking cacophony of crashes and footsteps joining the chanting which has been steadily increasing in tempo and pitch and in my terror i realise they must have broken into my house somehow and were storming in searching every room for me. i was completely helpless hiding behind the shower curtain just waiting for them to discover me in here. so i opened up my laptop and started typing this. anyway my question is have you ever met a fellow bloarder or met up with another bloard user in real life after meeting on here?

as hole

FUCK this thread. I refuse to acquiesce to such blatant gaming of bloard's singularly elegant plussing system. +1 this if you agree

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[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fblind_bloard%2Ftopics%2F1f8f2116-34b7-4931-bc11-254b4841ece9%2Fposts%2F1573] (####) (#######) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) (########) _____ (#########) / \ (#########) |\/\/\/| /\ /\ /\ /\ \/\/ | (#########) | | | V \/ \---. .----/ \----. | (o)(o) (o)(o)(##) | | \_ / \ / C .---_) ,_C (##) | (o)(o) (o)(o) <__. .--\ (o)(o) /__. | |.___| /____, (##) C _) _C / \ () / | \__/ \ (#) | ,___| /____, ) \ > (C_) < /_____\ | | | / \ /----' /___\____/___\ /_____/ \ OOOOOO /____\ ooooo /| |\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ [/quote] i did a drawing of this one too, just for fun [img]http://i.imgur.com/EiHRMZz.png[/img]

[scene the club "INTERIOR"] hot girl dancing up to me: Holy shit..those moves are fucking bad ass. they are so sick and wicked..they rule me: thanks :) hot girl: you seem so intune with your body andthe music..its like youre on a badass drug cocktail but from the looks of you youve never been cool enough to do drugs even once me: thats right hot girl: it must have been so hard to learn to dance like that. im so impressed me: really all i did was post on bloard.com., which is kind of like an offsite for weird twitter. whats weird twitter? ah - youre in for a treat. its like all these people who are so ironic and cool and self aware and shite go onto the social media site twitter and instead of posting like a total sheeple w/ tweets like "im loving this normal person thing ^-^" they post badass high irony level stuff like "i are lurving teh nermal person ting o_O". youd love it hot girl: wow..woah. that sound so cool. hey you want to have gay sex. me:*looking at my iWatch* id <3 2 but i really cant. i have to go home and remember my bloard pass word and post for the first time in 4 months and get a handful of views from my fellow bloarders and one like which is from my alt account. hot girl" wow.that sounds really kewl, mind if i come ovwer and join you ;) ya actually - me

[b]BOOB LADY SAGA[/b] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [b]0830 Hour, June Five, 2014, Palo Alto, Cali[/b] 👸🐣 Boob lady wake from bird peep *YAWN* 🚘🚗 Boob lady wait many week for June Five, June Five mean auto show come into town. Boob lady love cars. Fave cars? Ford Edge, Saab 9000. 📲🔔 Boob lady open iPad, look bell icon - 👨⛪ MARK_FROM_OHIO dear lady, lock mine dick into cock cage - 👴👠 AGED_PAPA buys 129$ high heel from your wish list - 👲💦 TEEN_WITH_HUGE_COCK like your Only Fans post "Honk Honk" ⌚🏃 *LOOK TIME* Cant look time line more, must rush, cant miss auto show. [b]1130 Hour, June Five, 2014, Palo Alto, Cali, West onto main high ways[/b] 🚙🔊 *Rick Ross song "Trap Trap Trap" play from BOSE cone* 💣🌟 *BOOM* wHAT THAT? Bomb onto road??? From side road, four NAVY SEAL walk with huge guns and cool helm, pant, boot. What fuck? They were huge fame guys; Brad pitt, John Cena, Elon Musk, Bono?? When Bono join NAVY SEAL?? 📹📢 Film crew come down from hill, woah cool only film. Boob lady asks crew, spot into film with mine huge jugs? Boob lady gets part, easy. Boob lady role: walk away from bomb fire, look cool with arms lock. 😎🔥 *BOOM* Boob lady look real cool with arms lock, hell yeah. 🔫🇷🇺 *PRRT PRRT PRRT* what fuck? Bono open fire upon film crew, Bono east euro mole! Sent from Kiev, kill film crew!!! Brad pitt shot into head, John Cena both knee caps gone, elon musk runs away... Only boob lady left. 💉😡 Boob lady feel weak, like lost "Mojo", feel cans ... cans gone!! Jugs shot, leak sili cone over side walk!!! What hell Bono!!! 🔫👤 Bono walk slow upon road, each step come more near boob lady upon side walk. Bono aims dual M4A1, asks boob lady "Some last word?" [b]THEM ENDS[/B]

okay nice. h-hey wait [img]https://i.imgur.com/aK4bpBT.gif[/img] hillips wtf man

please help me i didnt think the rats would work

[img]http://i.imgur.com/wuHA2Cn.png[/img]

Grindr is lame. I installed it and ended up getting fucked in my ass. Was really stupid

Be True To Yourself, Honor The Bloard Spirit, Smash That Plus One, And Carry On

i can't tell you how many times i've nearly posted something ironic here, only to stop myself at the last second, and say, no, joop, this is not the place...

1. rainbow road 2. bowsers castle 3. mount wario 4. moo moo meadows 5. waluigi pinball 6. airship fortress 7. wario stadium 8. ghost valley 1 9. electrodome 10. dk mountain

don't date anyone. you got all you need with your self and your incresaingly obscure microgenres of web porn. live free like an animal caged in a society full of liers. trust no one. good luck op

ACT I, SCENE I SETTING: Late Summer 1986, Miami, Shortly after DUSK BACKGROUND MUSIC: https://soundcloud.com/ubiktune/manwe-rotagilla A group of YOUNG WHITE MALES are walking out of a movie theatre after seeing the opening of Blue Velvet. They are walking towards the COFFEE SHOP on the street corner, talking about how terrible of a director David Lynch is. Character W. NEAT is standing out front of the COFFEE SHOP. W. NEAT is wearing a black leather duster. He is an anthropomorphic frog. He is wearing sunglasses. The background behind him is the color #D5D9F6. The YOUNG WHITE MALES walk by W. NEAT. W. NEAT has a grin in his face. [W. Neat] (To YOUNG WHITE MALES) Hey fellas, i got this new shit right here. You guys ever hear of the shit called... Bloard...? [WHITE MALE 1] (Adjusting his white, patterned do-rag and large-rimmed glasses) Are you saying "War"? [W. Neat] Bloard. It's the [i]good shit[/i]. [WHITE MALE 2] Bloarg? Is that like, a Board for zombies? (chuckles) (YOUNG WHITE MALES ALL GIGGLE) [W.Neat] (Smiling) Trust me guys. (Opens Black Leather Duster to reveal several GREEN PLUS SIGNS). See these, boys? (YOUNG WHITE MALES' eyes get wide at sight of GREEN PLUS ONES) [W. NEET] (smiles again) Ah, so it looks like i have some customers, [i]si?[/i] [Ed. note: "si" is an Italian word] [WHITE MALE 1] (With slightly crossed eyes and somewhat dumbstruck open mouth) W..where did you get those...hot things, man? [W. Neat] (Looks at camera, Winks) That's all on Bloard, baby. END SCENE

w hy did you put a human in front of you when taking picture lol

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F135] my gf makes over 10 times as much as me lol [/quote] what s his name

I am President. Greens don't matter. I am strong and taking over.

Ponies are clopping All over my dreams Galloping, trampling Ignoring my screams Tortured each day By a new pony pic Hooves crushing my balls And smashing my dick

[img]http://i.imgur.com/kV2BMrt.jpg[/img]

1-800-HOWS-MY-BLOARDING

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235941981111451648/476930954963714059/fallon.png[/img] used to do this thing on facebook where i'd tell hoht girls im an art and then feed off their dispointment

"keep honking, I'm rebloarding"

no. fuck off.

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-is-bloard%2Fposts%2F4974] it's just a worse fyad [/quote] Banned

[img]https://i.imgur.com/FqpSN4S.png[/img] the pringles man but with a body

it seems to be, that this is the state of affairs. everyone itt has a tiny head [img]http://i.imgur.com/JSPmCli.jpg[/img]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/TgAyom0.jpg[/img]

smol blordo did a heckin racism

Kinda feel like it would be better if it had some chat rooms and more cliques. What kind of social acclaim am I striving for on here? Needs more cool guys to berate me too. Someone to call me gay for talking about stuff I like. I need to feel like I want to be friends with that guy for doing that. Also needs more people that I then call gay because they do something I don’t like. Not enough people we all collectively hate on here, too many likeable folks. Need a jomny sun on here. Also need some people to have a few more melt downs, come on. Jesus is it that much to ask? You guys can’t talk about how bad your lives are a little more? I need to feel like I’m a king compared to the cringy people, and also find some enjoyment in laughing at the downfall of others, and then getting called gay by the guy I idolize and strive to be friends with. Also no one’s talking about some real issues (We have a president people!!!) I need to see some posts on here that are meant to make me scared but really just make me feel disinterested and inevitably frustrated. Bloard doesn’t offer any of this unfortunately :/ just constant threads of bits, some good natured discourse, and friendly folks. RIP

hey everyone

[quote=awayfromyou;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffortunately-i-have-screencapped-all-the-classic-lyle-bloards%2Fposts%2F101] just use comp clock you scrub [/quote] hey good idea, hold on let me put some electrical tape on my glasses. oops I forgot my pocket protector lol. Ha ha. Wait let me program that into my graphing calculator rofl. What I'm getting at is I have a life outside of bloard. I don't just cruise bloard all day long. I occasionally talk to girls in real life. I have had sex.

congrats on becoming the president op 👈😆👌

four guys seen four ants walk into that door. them guys wait. them guys beat shit from them ants when door open. ants died. ants' moms wept. good. fuck ants. fuck them dead. hate ants. ants were shit from hell.

hey chernip