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  • jerry
    I will give you a boon or a curse, but beware
    2019-01-01T02:09:58Z
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  • littleerik
    I'd like one please and thank you
    2019-01-01T02:19:16Z
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  • jerry
    a boon for little erik my dear friend: you don't have to floss any more, not for the whole year.
    2019-01-01T02:38:43Z
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  • littleerik
    ☺
    2019-01-01T02:50:45Z
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  • i'ts good
    may you curse all of bloard please
    2019-01-01T04:04:29Z
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  • jerry
    i'ts good, a curse: you'll bite your lip every time you get too excited about eating a really good food, for the whole year.
    2019-01-01T05:10:13Z
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  • i'ts good
    thank you this will help my diet 😇 a merry year to you wishman
    2019-01-01T05:17:11Z
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  • jerry
    mappy new year
    2019-01-01T05:19:38Z
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  • yoshifanatic1488
    its like trick or treat for new years...mind = blown
    2019-01-01T08:03:35Z
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  • hillips
    jerrys magic is a load of bunk
    2019-01-01T08:22:39Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    jerry can i have one please
    2019-01-01T13:32:46Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    I’ll take 2 😌
    2019-01-01T14:00:57Z
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  • jerry
    a boon for yoshifanatic1488: your manual dexterity will increase by 3 agility points, for one year. use this time wisely. a curse for hillips: you'll lose your sense of childlike wonder and playfulness. hopefully this will last only for a year, but once its gone, its usually gone for good. damn. :( a boon for pigfoot_vermont: you can make magic potions my mixing together the stuff under the kitchen sink, for one year. wow! a curse-boon for dereklaserbeam: for one year, you're now really really really good at suckin' dick, i'm talking top 5 in the world.
    2019-01-01T15:25:49Z
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  • littleerik
    hey derek are you coming out to the west coast at all this year?
    2019-01-01T16:37:21Z
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  • dick chappy
    can i have one?
    2019-01-01T17:07:10Z
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  • jerry
    a curse for dick chappy: your socks will feel weird. that little seam will bunch up in the way you don't like, for a the whole year 😨
    2019-01-01T17:22:56Z
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  • dick chappy
    😰
    2019-01-01T17:58:08Z
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  • bug deal
    wunch
    2019-01-01T18:50:14Z
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  • jerry
    for bug deal, a boon: whenever you stub your toe during the next year, it will hurt only a little bit, instead of a lot.
    2019-01-01T19:12:13Z
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  • bug deal
    thank god and jerry
    2019-01-01T20:50:34Z
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  • Snooby
    Hook your boy Snooby up with a boon or a curse jer!
    2019-01-01T21:05:19Z
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  • jerry
    oh dear, oh dear oh dear, a curse for snooby.. well, if i must... snooby, during the next year, the likely-hood that you'll say the n word in public is raised by 20%. please be careful 😟
    2019-01-01T23:42:04Z
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  • Claire!!!!!!!
    Jerry hello please don’t curse me
    2019-01-01T23:51:09Z
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  • jerry
    claire!!!!!!! you either ignored or didn't notice the alternating boon-curse-boon-curse pattern i'm using that forced me to give snooby a curse. you would have gotten a boon if you had not so angered me with this silly mistake. curse: you're deathly allergic to peanuts this year. not to all peanuts, no, you're allergic to 3 specific peanuts. avoid them at all costs.
    2019-01-02T01:35:47Z
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  • Claire!!!!!!!
    Ok let’s try this again except with a boon instead
    2019-01-02T04:05:13Z
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  • jerry
    now its 6 peanuts.
    2019-01-02T04:59:05Z
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  • Snooby
    You're blowing it Claire. Ni
    2019-01-02T05:29:03Z
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  • Claire!!!!!!!
    I don’t even like peabuts so as usual I get the last laugh 😏
    2019-01-02T15:06:11Z
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  • RaymondMoist
    may I have one
    2019-01-02T23:24:12Z
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  • jerry
    Raymond moist, i dunno man.. I'll see if I can work one up for you but that stunt Claire pulled really tapped me out.
    2019-01-02T23:39:38Z
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  • RaymondMoist
    Ok I'll check back in sometime before 2020
    2019-01-02T23:47:09Z
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  • Claire!!!!!!!
    Sorry for pulling a stunt Raymond :’(
    2019-01-03T00:08:15Z
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  • RaymondMoist
    I forgive you Claire, good luck avoiding the peanuts.
    2019-01-03T01:41:16Z
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  • Claire!!!!!!!
    Thanks they’re in the air apparently so I’m going to die but I had fun overall
    2019-01-03T01:58:08Z
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  • bug deal
    lucky...
    2019-01-03T03:34:00Z
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  • beefsnack
    could i have one that'd be neat htnkas
    2019-01-03T07:48:30Z
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  • dick chappy
    [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8260] claire!!!!!!! you either ignored or didn't notice the alternating boon-curse-boon-curse pattern i'm using that forced me to give snooby a curse. you would have gotten a boon if you had not so angered me with this silly mistake. curse: you're deathly allergic to peanuts this year. not to all peanuts, no, you're allergic to 3 specific peanuts. avoid them at all costs. [/quote] Ah the ol boon, curse, boon, curse rotation. Very archaic but still works a treat 🧐
    2019-01-03T14:03:25Z
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  • jerry
    I went in to poster's sleep and now that I'm refreshed I found a way out of this mess. by replacing boons with mega curses the aetheric currents will reach equilibrium. RaymondMoist, a curse: your t5 vertebrae will shift 15um to the left causing you almost imperceptible discomfort. Beefsnack, a mega-curse: your asshole will never be exactly clean this year. Showering won't help. It'll be like there's a crayon down there.
    2019-01-03T16:39:47Z
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  • kingdad42
    A curse for Jerry: You will need to eat from the Pig's Trough for the rest of the year, with the hogs. A boon for Kingdad42: You are immune to Jerry's Curses.
    2019-01-03T20:04:21Z
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  • beefsnack
    fukc you too jerry
    2019-01-03T20:31:10Z
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