Hey gang, I think I will finally get my first ever kiss (not my mom) in the next coming weeks. Pretty nervous about the possibility tbh. Do you guys have any tips or advice for a first time kisser? Thanks, RaymondMoist
- Don’t purse your lips, keep them nice and soft, (imagine a slimey catfish). Then, let the other person take the lead. If they insert a slimey slug into your mouth, it is considered polite to return the favor. Finally, if your trousers begin to get tight, remove them at once and start a new thread called “the bloard thread with a no pants policy”. Good luck.
- Looks good to me, kiss away. The Chern Dog’s pro tip? Let them kiss You! Why are you doin all the work? That’s right slugger, take a load off! You’re a hardworking, go-getting, cattle-roping S O B! You’ve done enough to earn that kiss, now all that’s left, is to let it come to you baby B)