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  • RaymondMoist
    Hey gang, I think I will finally get my first ever kiss (not my mom) in the next coming weeks. Pretty nervous about the possibility tbh. Do you guys have any tips or advice for a first time kisser? Thanks, RaymondMoist
    2019-03-18T03:39:29Z
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  • orgamecha
    my advice is dont do it cos you will get cooties
    2019-03-18T08:18:13Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    Don’t purse your lips, keep them nice and soft, (imagine a slimey catfish). Then, let the other person take the lead. If they insert a slimey slug into your mouth, it is considered polite to return the favor. Finally, if your trousers begin to get tight, remove them at once and start a new thread called “the bloard thread with a no pants policy”. Good luck.
    2019-03-18T11:34:28Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    slow down there champ, can i see your kissing license?
    2019-03-18T14:58:39Z
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  • RaymondMoist
    [img]https://i.imgur.com/cK03eRg.png[/img]
    2019-03-18T16:27:39Z
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  • Chernip
    Looks good to me, kiss away. The Chern Dog’s pro tip? Let them kiss You! Why are you doin all the work? That’s right slugger, take a load off! You’re a hardworking, go-getting, cattle-roping S O B! You’ve done enough to earn that kiss, now all that’s left, is to let it come to you baby B)
    2019-03-18T17:27:38Z
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  • orgamecha
    no way are you 6'1
    2019-03-18T18:14:01Z
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  • Claire!!!!!!!
    Keep your eyes closed and don’t make any weird moaning noises
    2019-03-18T18:58:42Z
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  • littleerik
    Raymond pretend you've got no arms and you're petting a friendly horse with your lips but here's the key: the horse is made of whipped cream so be gentle
    2019-03-18T20:27:28Z
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  • moog
    theres a technique i used to used in college its you slip your finger in her mouth while her eyes closed and get her with the fish hook
    2019-03-18T21:06:28Z
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  • Phage
    Don’t forget to clemch your buttcheeks while you smooch. High chance of soiling your diapers when you do kiss. I know this from experience (w/ my practice pillow)
    2019-03-18T21:17:37Z
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  • kingdad42
    Make it nice and sloppy
    2019-03-19T20:40:47Z
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  • zak
    Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
    2019-03-19T21:01:47Z
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  • RaymondMoist
    Thanks for all the advice guys!! I knew I could count on you for help, I'm sure it's unrelated to the things you've been telling me but I feel worse about the whole situation now.
    2019-03-19T21:18:54Z
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