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post a pic of your wife so we can look at her
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jerry
You call people stupid bird brains you're going to get the pecker
- cosmo magazine: drive your man wild by putting a bagel on his dick
- I will use the power wisely . Edit: I will do the needful Edit 2: please Edit 3: I with draw my application to become mod 😔
- "catch me on bloard, how bout dat"
- They have the right idea. I want to be 4 inches tall and live in the refrigerator. I want to pirouette from button to button on the dual shock 4. I want to eat spaghetti off of a button and feel so carefree that I don't even mind that I'm losing at least half my noodles.
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- i just asked asked my wife to join bloard. she said she'd think about it.
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- Who should I thank? My so-called ``colleagues,'' who laugh at me behind my back, all the while becoming famous on my work? My worthless graduate students, whose computer skills appear to be limited to downloading bitmaps off of netnews? My parents, who are still waiting for me to quit ``fooling around with computers,'' go to med school, and become a radiologist? My department chairman, a manager who gives one new insight into and sympathy for disgruntled postal workers? My God, no one could blame me -- no one! -- if I went off the edge and just lost it completely one day. I couldn't get through the day as it is without the Prozac and Jack Daniels I keep on the shelf, behind my Tops-20 JSYS manuals. I start getting the shakes real bad around 10am, right before my advisor meetings. A 10 oz. Jack 'n Zac helps me get through the meetings without one of my students winding up with his severed head in a bowling-ball bag. They look at me funny; they think I twitch a lot. I'm not twitching. I'm controlling my impulse to snag my 9mm Sig-Sauer out from my day-pack and make a few strong points about the quality of undergraduate education in Amerika. If I thought anyone cared, if I thought anyone would even be reading this, I'd probably make an effort to keep up appearances until the last possible moment. But no one does, and no one will. So I can pretty much say exactly what I think. Oh, yes, the acknowledgements. I think not. I did it. I did it all, by myself.
- no matter what side of the divide you're on vis-a-vis ants, you gotta hand it to em. they got a load of fucked up parts with hard to say names. [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Scheme_ant_worker_anatomy-en.svg/880px-Scheme_ant_worker_anatomy-en.svg.png[/img]
- I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12.
- i registered kingdad thru kingdad41 when this site first opened
- i gotta swear less so my baby girl don't pick up on it. i've got some subs that got a similar mouth feel, been trying these out mother fucker -> fluffy ducker i'm gonna kill you -> i'm gonna thrill you i'm going to kill my self -> i'm going to chill my elf
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- I went in to poster's sleep and now that I'm refreshed I found a way out of this mess. by replacing boons with mega curses the aetheric currents will reach equilibrium. RaymondMoist, a curse: your t5 vertebrae will shift 15um to the left causing you almost imperceptible discomfort. Beefsnack, a mega-curse: your asshole will never be exactly clean this year. Showering won't help. It'll be like there's a crayon down there.
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- a boon for yoshifanatic1488: your manual dexterity will increase by 3 agility points, for one year. use this time wisely. a curse for hillips: you'll lose your sense of childlike wonder and playfulness. hopefully this will last only for a year, but once its gone, its usually gone for good. damn. :( a boon for pigfoot_vermont: you can make magic potions my mixing together the stuff under the kitchen sink, for one year. wow! a curse-boon for dereklaserbeam: for one year, you're now really really really good at suckin' dick, i'm talking top 5 in the world.
- [quote=d_____________________________________b;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8290] any boons or curses left to pickup ? 😁 [/quote] Mega curse: you can only read orga's posts
- i caught my wife looking at bloard. its only a matter of time now
- oh dear, oh dear oh dear, a curse for snooby.. well, if i must... snooby, during the next year, the likely-hood that you'll say the n word in public is raised by 20%. please be careful 😟