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post a pic of your wife so we can look at her
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jerry
You call people stupid bird brains you're going to get the pecker
- They have the right idea. I want to be 4 inches tall and live in the refrigerator. I want to pirouette from button to button on the dual shock 4. I want to eat spaghetti off of a button and feel so carefree that I don't even mind that I'm losing at least half my noodles.
- cosmo magazine: drive your man wild by putting a bagel on his dick
- I will use the power wisely . Edit: I will do the needful Edit 2: please Edit 3: I with draw my application to become mod π
- πwhat's this!! [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=442185&type=card[/img] don't want it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=443020&type=card[/img] don't need it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=397461&type=card[/img] have it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179441&type=card[/img] ββΊπ wow what a find!!! ππ¨
- "catch me on bloard, how bout dat"
- i know i gotta poop when my innie turns into an outtie. its like a turkey timer.
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- Hey plop are you named plop after the sound your posts make when they hit toilet water after falling out of a butt πππ
- mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart goes through a toilet, then explodes into a big piece of hot, white foam, and he has to clean it by sitting on it in his lap, as his brother, Tom Bean, would do. Tom's dad, Mr. Bean-the famous, late father-is in the room at the time, but it's more his brother- Tom's dad is dead. Tom can't go back, his son has been killed, and Tom has an existential crisis. The episode ends with Tom taking the farts out of his belly, and then his face, and that just blows my mind. I am so, so proud of Tom.
- ππ ππ π ππππ π ππππ. ππππ π π πππππππ π π π ππππ
- If you're so leaves you because you're "always on that green forum," you just might be a bloarder
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- I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12.
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- i just asked asked my wife to join bloard. she said she'd think about it.
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- a boon for yoshifanatic1488: your manual dexterity will increase by 3 agility points, for one year. use this time wisely. a curse for hillips: you'll lose your sense of childlike wonder and playfulness. hopefully this will last only for a year, but once its gone, its usually gone for good. damn. :( a boon for pigfoot_vermont: you can make magic potions my mixing together the stuff under the kitchen sink, for one year. wow! a curse-boon for dereklaserbeam: for one year, you're now really really really good at suckin' dick, i'm talking top 5 in the world.
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- ββΊπ this is the summer i come out of my shell