smol blordo did a heckin racism

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cosmo magazine: drive your man wild by putting a bagel on his dick

They have the right idea. I want to be 4 inches tall and live in the refrigerator. I want to pirouette from button to button on the dual shock 4. I want to eat spaghetti off of a button and feel so carefree that I don't even mind that I'm losing at least half my noodles.

I will use the power wisely . Edit: I will do the needful Edit 2: please Edit 3: I with draw my application to become mod 😔

👀what's this!! [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=442185&type=card[/img] don't want it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=443020&type=card[/img] don't need it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=397461&type=card[/img] have it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179441&type=card[/img] ☝☺👌 wow what a find!!! 🏃💨

"catch me on bloard, how bout dat"

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now its 6 peanuts.

i know i gotta poop when my innie turns into an outtie. its like a turkey timer.

Hey plop are you named plop after the sound your posts make when they hit toilet water after falling out of a butt 😂😂😂

mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart goes through a toilet, then explodes into a big piece of hot, white foam, and he has to clean it by sitting on it in his lap, as his brother, Tom Bean, would do. Tom's dad, Mr. Bean-the famous, late father-is in the room at the time, but it's more his brother- Tom's dad is dead. Tom can't go back, his son has been killed, and Tom has an existential crisis. The episode ends with Tom taking the farts out of his belly, and then his face, and that just blows my mind. I am so, so proud of Tom.

I got cumby

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If you're so leaves you because you're "always on that green forum," you just might be a bloarder

i'll delete your post once i am given the mod powers

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I'm a small

pizza

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I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12.

i just asked asked my wife to join bloard. she said she'd think about it.

*shoplifts an 8lb spool of lead solder*

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1) pizza 2) spaghetti 3) 🗣️pussyyyyyyyyy 👅

garfield too lazy to fuck

I think we have an understand :)

a boon for yoshifanatic1488: your manual dexterity will increase by 3 agility points, for one year. use this time wisely. a curse for hillips: you'll lose your sense of childlike wonder and playfulness. hopefully this will last only for a year, but once its gone, its usually gone for good. damn. :( a boon for pigfoot_vermont: you can make magic potions my mixing together the stuff under the kitchen sink, for one year. wow! a curse-boon for dereklaserbeam: for one year, you're now really really really good at suckin' dick, i'm talking top 5 in the world.

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☝☺👌 this is the summer i come out of my shell

I take a short rest and prepare a spell: level 3 nurple of purpling

☝☺ 👔 hey guys whats going on in this thread?

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