smol blordo did a heckin racism
jerry
You call people stupid bird brains you're going to get the pecker
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5827] post a pic of your wife so we can look at her [/quote] [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fpost-a-pick-of-you-re-gf%2Fposts%2F2238] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9T4dz2P.png[/img] [/quote]
- cosmo magazine: drive your man wild by putting a bagel on his dick
- I will use the power wisely . Edit: I will do the needful Edit 2: please Edit 3: I with draw my application to become mod π
- "catch me on bloard, how bout dat"
- πwhat's this!! [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=442185&type=card[/img] don't want it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=443020&type=card[/img] don't need it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=397461&type=card[/img] have it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179441&type=card[/img] ββΊπ wow what a find!!! ππ¨
- They have the right idea. I want to be 4 inches tall and live in the refrigerator. I want to pirouette from button to button on the dual shock 4. I want to eat spaghetti off of a button and feel so carefree that I don't even mind that I'm losing at least half my noodles.
- i know i gotta poop when my innie turns into an outtie. its like a turkey timer.
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- mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart goes through a toilet, then explodes into a big piece of hot, white foam, and he has to clean it by sitting on it in his lap, as his brother, Tom Bean, would do. Tom's dad, Mr. Bean-the famous, late father-is in the room at the time, but it's more his brother- Tom's dad is dead. Tom can't go back, his son has been killed, and Tom has an existential crisis. The episode ends with Tom taking the farts out of his belly, and then his face, and that just blows my mind. I am so, so proud of Tom.
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- Hey plop are you named plop after the sound your posts make when they hit toilet water after falling out of a butt πππ
- If you're so leaves you because you're "always on that green forum," you just might be a bloarder
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- i just asked asked my wife to join bloard. she said she'd think about it.
- Who should I thank? My so-called ``colleagues,'' who laugh at me behind my back, all the while becoming famous on my work? My worthless graduate students, whose computer skills appear to be limited to downloading bitmaps off of netnews? My parents, who are still waiting for me to quit ``fooling around with computers,'' go to med school, and become a radiologist? My department chairman, a manager who gives one new insight into and sympathy for disgruntled postal workers? My God, no one could blame me -- no one! -- if I went off the edge and just lost it completely one day. I couldn't get through the day as it is without the Prozac and Jack Daniels I keep on the shelf, behind my Tops-20 JSYS manuals. I start getting the shakes real bad around 10am, right before my advisor meetings. A 10 oz. Jack 'n Zac helps me get through the meetings without one of my students winding up with his severed head in a bowling-ball bag. They look at me funny; they think I twitch a lot. I'm not twitching. I'm controlling my impulse to snag my 9mm Sig-Sauer out from my day-pack and make a few strong points about the quality of undergraduate education in Amerika. If I thought anyone cared, if I thought anyone would even be reading this, I'd probably make an effort to keep up appearances until the last possible moment. But no one does, and no one will. So I can pretty much say exactly what I think. Oh, yes, the acknowledgements. I think not. I did it. I did it all, by myself.
- ββΊ π hey guys whats going on in this thread?
- I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12.
- no matter what side of the divide you're on vis-a-vis ants, you gotta hand it to em. they got a load of fucked up parts with hard to say names. [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Scheme_ant_worker_anatomy-en.svg/880px-Scheme_ant_worker_anatomy-en.svg.png[/img]
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