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saptapadi
how Do i change my name
- when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be.
- what can i put in my tinder profile to indicate that i am severely depressed and too online but also would not mind meeting some honeys heres all i have so far [img]http://i.imgur.com/THzRFiS.jpg[/img]
- *watching the bloard PD body cam live stream from HQ* fuck em up pigfoot
- big night, eh [img]http://i.imgur.com/6Kcygnq.png[/img]
- all my shit going on sucks and im freakin tired of it...oh well only gotta stick it out for like 60 years more probably
- Nice! Seems like it could really catch on [img]https://i.imgur.com/BEsmE9F.gif[/img]
- *smirking mischievously* im gonna post in the saturday night bloard... on wednesday afternoon 😈😈
- hey boys (and babes...[img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/47/970/1403867300.gif[/img] [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/185/729219500.gif[/img]) you all know what's coming up...that's right, high school reuninons! [img]https://care-tags.org/images/smilies/woop.gif[/img][img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/191/1471951238.gif[/img] as one does...i'm trying to come up with a good "bit" , ideally one which i could "bust out" multiple times over the course of the night, as i flit from conversation to converstation like a whimsical genie who only grants the wish of laughter... [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/117/1346006394.gif[/img] only problem is... i can't figure out the specifics!! [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/47/983/3627422611.gif[/img] i'm hoping you all will lend me a hand here...maybe if i knock this one out of the park, they'll reprint the yearbooks with me as "class clown"! [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/121/1684966289.gif[/img] here's what i've got so far: "can't live with em, can't live without em!" [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/194/2915392815.png[/img] [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/47/977/1657120499.gif[/img] pretty good eh?? [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/47/977/1657120499.gif[/img] my main dillema: it's a punchy line but what should i use it in reference to..? [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/167/302036822.gif[/img][img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/48/29/3716506562.gif[/img] thanks so much bloard buds!! [img]http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/47/976/2407499819.gif[/img]
- if you ask nicely she'll grind it up between her power ful thighs 🤩
- You part the hanging cloth and enter the fortune teller's tent , immediately feeling a respite from the unbearable heat and harsh winds of the desert. The air is dense with a dry smoke you have never smelled before. Word of her talent has crossed the ocean to your land, whispered into the ears of those who would desire to know of such a force of magick. It was no easy task to track down her ever-shifting location, and you look the worse for wear, but you know it will all be worth it, when you finally learn the truth you have been seeking your whole life… YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR JOURNEY AT A FORTUNATE TIME…YOU MAY ASK ONE QUESTION AND I WILL ANSWER TRULY. The voice doesn’t seem to come from the shrouded figure hunched unmoving over a dark notched sphere, instead filling the space from no particular source, but there’s no doubt in your mind that she is responsible. You remove the cloth from your face, and ask: "Please, all I wish to know is this: what does the future hold for bloard.com?" You hold your breath as she leans towards her objekt in a nearly imperceptible movement. I SEE... I SEE......... I SEE THAT THERE ARE POSTS YET TO BE MADE…. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY MANY EPIC LOLS YET TO BE HAD….! A pause, but you sense that she isn’t done with you yet. I SEE… THAT AS LONG AS THESE REMAIN TRUE… BLOARD WILL NEVER DIE! You don’t realize that you had closed your eyes as the proclamation surrounds you, but as you hear the last sentence conclude, you are struck by a wave of heat and open your eyes, confused . You are in the desert, nothing in sight but the horizon, with only your half-blown-away footprints as company…
- i tried to download "witch house type beat" from youtube and sync it to the vocals hillips posted in audacity but couldnt figure out how to do it.
- personally i dont make much noise pissing besides the occasional "mmm..." but part of my goals for 2018 is to be more accepting of other peoples preferences and behaviors. so all the best,
- if you ask me we could do with a few less bloard users. you know who im talkin about
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdry-skin-problem%2Fposts%2F4228] [img]https://i.imgur.com/vzes6jl.png[/img] bloarders b like [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/FjyCx71.png[/img]
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-two%2Fposts%2F7326] which one do we shoot!?!?! [/quote] me please
- "bloard up" is what happens to a certain part of me when i browse horny bloard [img]https://i.imgur.com/rrRCWVj.gif[/img]
- posting a thread with the same title as your account name requires roughly the same level of ego as it takes to not feel any shame about "going live" on instagram
- hmmm today I will listen to some 'HULK MODE' | Epic Badass Workout Motivation Music Mix for 1 Hour <-- clueless
- fellas... lets get me to 10 followers 👇 https://twitter.com/_saptapadi ☝
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fforming-an-elite-hacker-collective-to-take-down-bloard%2Fposts%2F4281] [img]https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/77250/screenshots/455769/police.gif[/img] [/quote] turn this foul device off, at once
- god damn it i want to make a strawberry rhubarb loaf but i don't have enough butter and the stores are closed. 👿👿👿
- if the only change i made in my life was to never order pizza alone after midnight i would probably be much happier , more well rested, and about 40 pounds lighter but i will absolutely not stop
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5040] fellas, you gotta maintain that trigger discipline [/quote] before this post, i didn't respect the user "littleerik"
- lonely island kicked, and continues to kick, ass
- two of my friends were dating each other and broke up and are both mad at me for talking to the other person and it kinda sucks,
- look pal... there's posts and then there's POSTS ... ya feel me?
- rules for this post: do NOT reply with "yes" or no anyone heard any good music lately.
- I'm nice. I'm polite. I haven't and shan't post in "Yo Snoob, Whats up?". - Bloards Nice Young Man
- Mery Tales and Quicke Answeres? What is this, your average bloard thread? 😄
- my life got slightly better in one aspect and immediately got worse in like four others 👎
- it's about 1:40 going to read some articles on my computer and hit the hay. already brushed my teeth and flossed 👍
- this is really cool man, thanks for sharing. 🤘🤘
- i saw a pretty popular weird twitter guy smoking a dart the other day but didn't say anything because i thought it would be weird.
- most of alvvays' music occupies that space between incredibly boring and flat out unlistenable but im a sucker for songs that sound like someone is being kevin shields for halloween