Looks like the tables have turned on little Erik!
- with all the new people getting on bloard recently, I would like to say "hello," and "welcome." I'd like to extend my hand in welcome to you and to find out a little more about you. With that in mind, please, new people, take a minute and answer the following questions: - what do you like to do for fun? - do you enjoy working in groups? - who is a leader who inspires you? is that leader the queen? - do you exercise? can you lift more than 20x your body weight? - how many legs do you have? - do you like eating crumbs off the ground? - get the fuck out of my house and stop looking at my dick - what is life like in your colony? - can I interest you in some poison? Again, welcome to bloard. It's really encouraging to see all of you swarming in here, through the cracks under the door, up from the dirt in my yard.
- I've been doing some detective work around Bloard to look for evidence regarding a hunch I've had for some time now. This may come as a shock to some, but I have firm raisin to believe this "littleerik" guy is actually an ant colony attempting to create an online persona in order to infiltrate our homes. There are several reasons I believe this: He is never not around ants. He is able to get close enough to other ants to take a clear picture, indicating he is trusted by his colony brethren, and even showers with them. He also seems to have complex knowledge of the behavioral traits of ants. I could have passed all of these points as coincidental until I found out about his "special hole in the woods" where be buries his fallen comrades. Let this be a warning, if littleerik asks you where the garbage goes when it leaves your house; for the sake of our kind do not tell him.
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5266] i heard you only see an ant once its been following you for some time and its getting ready to go in for the kill [/quote] sometimes if you listen closely, you can hear them whisper mean things about your pecker