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- Girls...? We didn't even realize we had a hunk in our clutches this whole time. Let's get him sisters!
- when you scratch your ankies after taking off socks when you put some meatball
- i trained a hyper-intelligent hog to + good bloard posts for me but then he +ed this one and i had to have him put down
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4312] Little Erik, I think you're fucked up for having a bathroom floor that is more than one colour. [/quote] anyone reading this thread: if your bathroom floor is not one solid continuous uninterrupted color... you are owned
- hell, now i know how you make all those crazy ass posts... high on freaking crack!!
- I noticed I was left off the list and that can only mean I am already your friend
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10431] I can spin it. Up my butt lmao [/quote] fuckin lol this guy's hired
- bumping this thread from the last page hehe.. you can call me a 'thread necromancer' xD
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-that-gets-locked-after-one-person-posts-in-it%2Fposts%2F12471] Lmao what a noob move. I thought that was the joke the whole time when i saw it was in gbs smh [/quote] fuck him up, derek
- The Ants still haven't recovered from the Hell I brought to them last year.
- not to me... EDIT: i wanted to clarify that i meant "not funny to me." i know bloard man wasn't jacking off to me. that would be presumptuous EDIT2: were you jacking off to me?
- im visiting jerry's crystal prison every few weeks and showing him the fish i caught in my Black Bass Lure Fishing game for the Gameboy [img]https://i.imgur.com/FcOOEND.png[/img]
- thank you for these kind words Bappi i hope you enjoy the complementary Bloard posting-peanuts that have been sitting in the rain for 5-7 weeks
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fever-met-a-fellow-bloarder%2Fposts%2F285] congrats OP on having your post liked by every single registered bloard member [/quote] You mean there are only 7? The richness of the few had me believing there were many many more obsequious bitches!!! Fatuous cunts!!! oh my, pardon reethpect Lagrima Puerto Rican Mafia in effect
- I think im going to like it here. i cant wait to post "good morning" in the good morning thread tomorrow morning
- fmeh. it's my birthday
- You’re bloardvited to join jerrychat. A state of the art extended bloard experience. [url]https://discord.gg/eQGxTb[/url]
- i wanna fuck joe biden i wanna bust inside him grab him by the hips kiss him on the lips im soppin at the cob slobbin on his knob i want you biden baby you drivin me so crazy i wanna fuck joe biden
- Gaahhh oh mannnn In this Bloard I’vr got gun What’s goin on in here oh goddd This gun... I’vr got in.. in this here BLOARD
- When i got da blues I go to thee best restaurant get me some prime steak potaoes n shit, drank some chardiney then a stacked sunday for dessert, ha ha 2 sundays, then go to the soup kitchen w/ community (people to talk to) get a glass a water, sit there and when someone asks me why i'm not eating I tell them, Yes sir good times!!!
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10975] does my dick look weird to you [/quote] take the little cowboy hat off of it and it will probably look fine
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbumper-sticker-ideas%2Fposts%2F13859] co-exist but its all the video game console and company symboles all together in harmony [/quote] [img]https://peacemonger.org/assets/images/CS259---Coexist-Gaming-Parody-Sticker.jpg[/img]
- i must confess that i am pissed about not having super strength exoskeletal limb extensions that allow me to jump 8 feet and rip a truck tire in half. and when the technology is available i bet all my bulies will have them and i wont and i'll be even worse off hiding in the bathroom from a hovering robotic power suited dickhead trying to give me a ultra nougie down to the fuckin brainstem
- [quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fkisses-your-belly%2Fposts%2F13464] slapping my belly and laughing :) [/quote] smbl
