i'm going to mail a box of live ants to everyone in this thread thats pro ant.
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- anything to say in your defense bloardman? anything to say before we come and get your damn ass
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3103] Great post, KD. Something I'd like to add: Fuck you.l [/quote] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img]
- jack and erik: "with team work we'll over come!" (orga drop pant) *jack cups left ball* *erik cups next ball* just then, orga tiny dick goes hard! with they work done, they take seat, pray, then have stew made from peas, eggs, pork, nuts, corn, rice, mayo, plum, okra, duck, also beef
- Gaahhh oh mannnn In this Bloard I’vr got gun What’s goin on in here oh goddd This gun... I’vr got in.. in this here BLOARD
- Absolutely detest Marijuana Consumption but can’t wait to see the post!
- hehehe i'm back, and i see many new faces! new and old! lot's of funny funny pals, but remember the old days? the long paragraphs of sincerity,,, my first time with bloard was around seven years ago, wow! but i can't say bloard is my home, i rarely visit, and when i do i don't stay long. the members here, bloardies if you will, pull on me like waves. pushing away and pulling back. my bones broken and my bones tickled. the laughter and enjoyment i've gotten out of this niche community is truly amazing, and yet i am inconsistent. but i trust that this site will always be here, never changing in layout or simplicity. no, i can't call bloard a home, it would be disingenuous, as i have not spent enough time. what it is to me is a constant, that is the best way I can describe it. As I and my environment have changed so much and so unpredictably, bloard has always been a constant. this, i feel, is due in a large part because of my distance. as i am inevitably interconnected with my surroundings, and by this any change in either myself or my surroundings will profoundly effect the other. so being in relationship with anything ties it profoundly to myself and in this way ties it profoundly to the naturally unpredictable impermanence of any experience. In this way, perhaps it is not the faint racism or ableism that pushes me away, but my own desire to preserve bloard as an omni temporal refuge for myself. that bloard can't be associated with a time or place or emotion or experience that would anchor it in a specific time or state of my life, because I retain my distance with it. I come and go from bloard, but it remains. a tiny piece of the internet enough detached from myself to save it from the impermanence with which I experience my life. bloard is, to me, a stagnant wave that by it's own paradoxical nature pushes and pulls me. what is it to you?
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10431] I can spin it. Up my butt lmao [/quote] fuckin lol this guy's hired
- thanks pal :) whats up with you? how was the oscars?
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10513] Pigfoot I. Sorry [/quote] that is ok, i have come to accept losing a limb as a part of the hardware store lifestyle
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhey-beefsack%2Fposts%2F7464] Hey beefsnack sure but I was talking to beefsack. [/quote] oh man i feel so super emberresed :(
- OFFICIAL Gym Bloard Suppliments ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️★ Great supplements, ordered these for my entire family we dont even need to sleep anymore and all of us have lost our hair, i imagine this is streamlining for maximum performance in the gym. Also good that they are swallowable pills as all my teeth fell out after two days, overall very good supplements will be ordering more in the future
- "i like to bloard from the 'world 1-2 warp zone' what video game character am i?" [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/565160578671337473/TM6fttP4.jpeg[/img]
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11160] we cover peens in that chemical that turns purple when you pee in it or whatever [/quote] to the tune of purple people eater: der'k¹ was a one-eyed, one-horned, chronic purple peens pool pee-er ¹a one syllable abbreviation for derek
- Bad idea: staying up all night partying with your friends Iffy idea: staying up a bit past curfew playing video games with your friends OK idea: getting to bed at a reasonable hour after having spent a wonderful evening with friends Better idea: hitting the hay by 10:00 PM after binge watching your favorite Netflix original series. You answered the phone when your dad called. Good idea: you're in bed by 9:00 PM having avoided all human contact for the past 24 hours. You let your dad's call go to voicemail even though you haven't spoken to or seen him in 2 months and you live about 3 miles apart. The longer you're able to go without talking to your family, the harder it is to reach out. Why can't they just go ahead and die already?
- yeah and your a freaking brain bedner, hurts my fuckin breain reading this shit. christ. unreal.
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8364] beef jerky [/quote] ......oh damn! LMAO
- it's that time again. check your trash cans fellas i bet you there's a big fat ant lounging in there and probably informing the group chat about some oreo crumbs that found their way outside the bag. just as a reminder i'd like to go over some popular methods of dealing with these pesky pests: - remove all forms of food from home so as to not lure hungry colonies by way of scent. this includes things that ants usually wouldnt eat but might nibble during periods of famine or special occasions/holidays such as baby teeth and leather upholstery - place small gated fences obstructing possible paths of travel, say in front of windows and/or doorways. note that this is more of a psychological deterrent since the ants probably could just climb past, but wont due to fear of trespassing. the gates are extremely important so that ants that are already in your home may leave. - do not invite strangers into your home as they may be ants. this is how they got me a few years back and i had to flood my house to get them out of my walls
- i frequently dream that im waking up and doing my normal morning routine and then i wake up for real and get confused
- comrades, the time has come to cast ballot in elektion. join me your brother we will walk, yes? we will walk arm in arm to the place where polls are. we will throw ballot toward violent revolution of proletariat, yes? when we are asked by man if we embrace filthy capitalist pigdogs we will hold head high and say "nyet!" we will vote for my glorious dick and balls !!!!
- The Ants still haven't recovered from the Hell I brought to them last year.
- oh dear, oh dear oh dear, a curse for snooby.. well, if i must... snooby, during the next year, the likely-hood that you'll say the n word in public is raised by 20%. please be careful 😟
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fooh-can-i-post-here%2Fposts%2F5492] [img]http://media.beliefnet.com/~/media/photos/entertainment/movies/galleries/alice-in-wonderland/thetweedles.jpg?as=1&w=400[/img] [/quote] Amazing that you managed to clone yourself KD! 😏
- I'll see you levitate about 1 foor off the ground in Horny bloard when someone kisses your belly like that, I'll say! Aqoooga!
- putting together an ikea filing cabinet and puffing away on a joint because i'm WILD and its SATURDAY NIGHT BLOARD