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- oh baby its Saturday.... looking forward to a relaxing night of enjoying a bottle of the official Bloard Wine™️ and appreciating some fine art in my home... [img]https://bloard.mikedettmer.com/imgs/IMG_0450.jpg[/img]
- pigfoot recently [url=https://twitter.com/pigfoot_vermont/status/1252630167287205897]tweeted[/url] that you might be a genious and not even know it. well that made me think, if theres one group of people that would be able to determine if someone is a legendary genooisu it would be bloarders. So lets use this thread to determine the GEnoius levels of various people. I'll start: [b]Steven Hulking[/b] [b]Pros[/b]: 1) Knew a lot about math or whatever. Might have been pretty good with a telescope. [b]Cons[/b]: 1) never changed his computer voice to a buttery smooth Siri. Kept the default windows 95 text to speech voice. 2) never used his big brain to travel through a black hole 3) never used his big brain to install hydraulics on his wheelchair [b]Conclusion[/b]: A lot of potential here, but ultimately i think Stephton Hucken failed to live up to it. [b]Genoius raiting[/b]: 54.7%
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/FhqFzvn.jpg[/img] the only naval babes I'm aware of :)
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- here's my list of ultimate swears: bloard.com users... snooby dereklaserbeam little erik Mister Spigetti yoshifanatic1488 meatbot slow learner jerry kingdad42 coward hillips joop banjowigwam bug deal haunted_shrub kim_jong_skillz ☃ dendycrew goatsebuster wowneat pigfoot_vermont dick chappy PotooTang Claire!!!!!!! orgamecha dude blandkidneystone Snorkel the dolphin saptapadi buttersnot d_____________________________________b moog rupy i’ts good big_boi_henk jessica beefsnack Kurt21Balls RaymondMoist plop toilet man meowkittens6 Thugbob8080 the hot dog king
- i found mine actually. its in the woods. come to think of it... it's right by your house
- me at work: i can't wait to browse bloard later. its good and everyone there is smart and good looking too. me on bload: i would kill a kid for a single +1
- nothing in that pic is photoshopped, including the "jerry is being temperamental(sic) but..." pic. I ordered canvas prints from somewhere in India for the emojis. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68_9J1qqfm8[/youtube]
- the only thing you guys are doing with your own two hands is pulling off your dang pud
- snooby joop yoshifanatic1488 hillips bloardman
- windy one out there today folks!!! [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O_wiBwUTjr8/S7T3O1y_54I/AAAAAAAAAdo/P5NWOIXnzOY/s1600/windy.bmp[/img]
- ah yes waiter i would like to order one big noodle full of sauce that i have to suck on until the sauce erupts out of iT
- this post goes very hard love from bloard 🏴 i hate women so much it’s unreal
- mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart gets in the way, and so the bean tries to keep it out of his butt, because apparently bean's butt is "too small" for the fart to leak out of. But then the fart ends up farting out onto his face, which is something he has never experienced anywhere else. (note: if you're wondering if they can actually hear you fart, in this episode, they do.) So he goes to the bathroom, and gets his asshole cleaned up with a soap and water that he is embarrassed about having. When a bunch of kids come in, he says "I know it's only four in the morning…but maybe a big group!" Then, he says "Hey! Guys! How are you doing?" Then, the kids stop and all of a sudden the beans' face turns purple, and he says "It wasn't my fart!" (they probably just weren't looking). Then then he starts laughing. At this point it's kinda cute, but I just don't want to know what he was laughing about. It just makes me feel sad that he got caught, and then we've lost the plot. Next episode: "Big, Bad, and Fucked up."
- i would be employed by the king to invent bloard
- i just now realized for the first time in my life that saturday has the word turd in it
- if I post in a thread this old, no one will find out that I sold my bed because I prefer to gather up all my pairs of boxers every night and build a nest out of it like a dog
- (thinking to myself) hmm he's going to expect a post saying i'm dead so i should subvert that... but... how???? (out loud) i haven't been born yet
- taking a quick measure of the genoius levels confirmed by bloard so far: 1). Nick Eweluh Tesla (Tesla as in electronic car) - 77.3% genous 2,)) Stepto Hunking - 54.75 Genioius #), Breaking Bad Guy - 31.9% Jeans imo this is a great place to start to compare anyone else against. the more data points we get in this set the better we will be able to define various geniouses levels.
- If you're looking for a quick snack but you can't find a real dog on the shelf, there are plenty of creative ways to add a bite-size puppy to your dog's diet. One of the most popular options is canned dogs; your dog can take a little food and chew on it and get as much nutrition as they want. You can also try the "chewable dog" formula, which uses only the food you choose. As long as your dog consumes the food, they'll need to keep on eating it. But if you have a stubborn child, or don't want to spend time trying to teach a puppy to eat human food, there are lots of "diet choices" around for little humans who want to go on a dog's diet. Puppies Are Different When you look at a puppy, it's important not to confuse "dog" breeds with "puppy." Puppies differ from adult dogs a lot. Puppies will look the same but have different behaviors, such as biting, self-humping and even rolling on their stomachs or lolling on the table.
- love have eggs this morn. eggs such good food, make mine curl face hole side (both). whom eats eggs, will make good life. lets give eggs good word post. 🥚🍳🥚🍳 edit: eggs wife, good life
- just wrote this to capture my internal sadness Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Here we go Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou That's it Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidi houdihoudi dey dou That's all, all right Everybody now here we go It's a brand new version of the do see do Just stomp you feet and clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hampsterdance Bounce in time, to the beat Hey, you don't even have to move your feet Just shake your thing, let me see you move Now spin around and feel the groove Yee ha! let's try it Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou You're catching on Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Terrific come on everybody clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hamsterdance Come on everybody cla clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hamsterdance Here comes the music yee ha! Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Ha ha ha ha ha
- i’m gonna help moog study for his autism test
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- You can drive gravedigger but every government in the world issues an emergency Super Monster Truck to all people on earth except for regular monster truck drivers I wish i could have a nice time posting on bloard with my friends
- i'm in hell already from reading your posts so i might as well jack it
- every time i see one of the many bloard knock off sites like r*ddit or 4c*an or tw*tter this is what i do 😎
- I passed out and then was taken to the dungeons to be tortured within an inch of my life and then forced to drink an amnesiac potion so I would forget my pain and the whole process was repeated until I was an inch from death. and I gotta say, kingdad's administration totally rules!