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thy post be fire,
thy post be flame.
unto the plus
append my name
without the posts
i go insane
i only live
to post agane
Bappi Barlos
home from Bhujia food was than here give me pleasure
- when joking said "are you serious" i was like yeah and turned the tv off
- jimmy neutron made a plant that eats women and that solves a lot of problems right there. pretty smart but anyone with a head that big would be just as smart even smarter? for this he is 70% genius.
- Beginning 13 of March, Bloard Studios will be closing temporarily in an effort to prevent spread of disease. Until further notice, production will be halted for the following : War of the Bloards Bloard Man's Land (starring Duncle Denny) There Will Be Bloard 3: The Hacker's Back Orgamecha and the Giant Chicken Thank you for your understand
- If you're looking for a quick snack but you can't find a real dog on the shelf, you can buy a few of the dogs of the year on Ebay. I do have enough of the hot dogs to put into a dog bag so that I can just pull them out of the store at the end of each day and take them home. I use a paper bag so that the hot dog stays on one side from the bag to the dog that contains it. Then I roll it up and take it to the dog's side. The dog loves having a hot dog so he will keep eating it. I then have a quick snack and eat again. I like to serve this up with ketchup. They look cool when they're on their way home but the next day they look like they've been dipped in a bucket of water.
- 1971: are you on drugs 2026: are you on BLOARD point is, we all just want a little something to suck on to make the ick go away a little bit
- this green forum vehy nice... yes many thread of making me pleasure some of you are not good at this kind of post, but dont tell me that you have not made me have a nice sleep and make me wet my bed in my bedroom this is what i think...
- the bloarb virus is spreading beyond control. sitting around with your teeth in your mouth is doing nothing to stop the bad bastard from entering you and wreaking havoc. further preventative actions are necessary to survive. please follow an advice. - keep your nails from getting dirty by placing them in a folder, labeled "Dirty Nails" (for example). - put down the snails/krill, they are not welcome. - put off eating when it is obvious that you are not getting any better. i will assist with suffocations. - do if you have any amendments to the list feel okay to post them. together we might just make sure the virus goes to hell without us.
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-flail-thread%2Fposts%2F12426] i can't fuckin believe this is real [/quote] buddy, you and me both
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F13326] ok i need to workshop this new post. here it goes: Я собираюсь трахнуть этих русских ботов прямо в их киски thoughts??? [/quote] нежным русским женщинам-роботам тоже нужна любовь
- i believe i was bitten by this ant [img]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSc2mEhau8I-BSUlZIl8GyifKWyja2G0YtEFXs0loWKz8omAxv5[/img] if you see it around give it my regard
- sometime recent i had a hard time with a woman. we sat in the lake and i spent her money. had the feeling she was liking my mojo, but she stopped replying to my voicemails after this. i wonder i just dont know how to tell when women want you. what are some signs that women give to let you know?
- "my father was a drug dealer who was shot to hell" "I wish I'd gone to Iraq"
- the exchange is simple. i give the ants my load of unwanted scrap and the ants are happy again. turns out that we can be more connected with the earth than we thought.
- the ants will not leave from my home. i tried to prevent but the have control. 11 nests in total. if we don't find a solution we lose this whole area.
- Tfw the missus waunts ta play dirty tonight so you rig up the cultivator on the ferguson and send to her work