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  • moog
    We all know it, Bloardman's gone spending his bloard bucks in Tijuana flogging hookers and funding his mecha tank construction... He's forgotten all about us! It's time we appoint someone new to the role of big bloard dog. Has to be someone dutiful and capable of unwavering leadership. Someone who can direct this ironic slosh pit into some form of orchestrated autism. If you think you're the bloarder for the job, let us know why. Election day is Saturday, August 31 and whoever accumulates the most greenie weenies is the new president of Bloard!
    2019-08-21T16:19:21Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    if i get president of bloard ill give everyone who +1'd me a signed picture of their face i also have other policies which I will be adding as the pre election period goes on. EDIT: policy number one: 10 plus ones monthly for every bloarder POLICY NUMBER TWO: add an instant messaging service to bloard POLICY NUMBER THREE: i will call a referendum to decide a bloard anthem that will play constantly whenever you open the site POLICY 4: posting education for new users, every post will be a good post no post deserves to go without +1's POLICY 5: stricter laws against people reading out other people's bloard posts in IRL and pretending they came up with them
    2019-08-21T16:48:20Z
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  • Claire!!!!!!!
    Please do not vote for me to be the President of Bloard or the Vice President of Bloard or the Queen of Bloard or the Lord of Bloard or anything like that. I am simply not cut out for managerial work!
    2019-08-21T20:10:25Z
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  • littleerik
    a president is a cop. fuck this shit
    2019-08-21T21:22:32Z
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  • orgamecha
    a cop is my friend 👮🏿‍♀️
    2019-08-21T22:22:33Z
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  • Mister Spigetti
    As president of bloard, my first order of business will be to take down the biggest thing that's been holding us back from becoming the most powerful and influential autism orchestra on the 'net. That is to say, elect me president and I will put an end to Horny bloard. As we all know, since its creation Horny bloard has been the enemy of all good-natured honest bloard users and only the vilest of the vile would ever think to post in it or even look at it. And as far as I know, I am in a unique position as the only one who can finally stop it once and for all. Once that is done, I'm sure that we can band together and turn bloard into the premier website for those looking for a world-class orchestra experience as well as our refined brand of irony and other goofs
    2019-08-21T23:31:10Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    Vote for me and I won’t do anything different
    2019-08-22T16:09:19Z
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  • Mister Spigetti
    [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F11404] Vote for me and I won’t do anything different [/quote] Now that's a platform I can get behind
    2019-08-22T20:59:31Z
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  • Phage
    As your Bloard President my first action would be to sit down and crack open a beer. All are welcome to join!
    2019-08-22T21:12:11Z
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  • Mister Spigetti
    That sounds like a good one too, having a beer is so badass
    2019-08-22T21:16:41Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    I vote for phage
    2019-08-23T14:08:01Z
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  • scout
    I like an absentee ruler like bloardman, it means no one can stop me as I slowly orchestrated the Scout Takeover
    2019-08-23T14:37:14Z
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  • scout
    I vote scout.
    2019-08-23T14:37:20Z
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  • Mister Spigetti
    A vote for anyone other than me is a vote for Horny bloard. Which is fine by me, if I'm being honest
    2019-08-23T17:46:17Z
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  • haunted_shrub
    As your inaugural Bloard President I would immediately abdicate my rule and declare Claire my sole inheritor.
    2019-08-24T01:33:13Z
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  • moog
    donating an undisclosed amount of money to Derek's campaign
    2019-08-29T19:01:02Z
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  • Mister Spigetti
    Your donating how much? 0 dollars?
    2019-08-30T17:12:13Z
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  • kingdad42
    I am President. Greens don't matter. I am strong and taking over.
    2019-08-31T19:48:59Z
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  • the hot dog king
    i'll vote
    2019-08-31T23:49:25Z
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  • moog
    The people have spokem!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/U4uOODs.png[/img] kingdad42 is our new macho daddy bloard star
    2019-09-01T02:05:01Z
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  • kingdad42
    That is right. I am king and President :)
    2019-09-01T02:26:05Z
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  • hillips
    [img]https://i.imgur.com/3pwLIAw.png[/img] this is fucking hacks. unbelievable! why would he do this
    2019-09-01T07:40:34Z
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  • kingdad42
    You dare to slander your President... your God?! How dare you! Bloarders, take him to the gulags!
    2019-09-01T08:34:14Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    eric b(loard) for president lol
    2019-09-30T14:52:06Z
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