We all know it, Bloardman's gone spending his bloard bucks in Tijuana flogging hookers and funding his mecha tank construction... He's forgotten all about us! It's time we appoint someone new to the role of big bloard dog. Has to be someone dutiful and capable of unwavering leadership. Someone who can direct this ironic slosh pit into some form of orchestrated autism. If you think you're the bloarder for the job, let us know why. Election day is Saturday, August 31 and whoever accumulates the most greenie weenies is the new president of Bloard!
- if i get president of bloard ill give everyone who +1'd me a signed picture of their face i also have other policies which I will be adding as the pre election period goes on. EDIT: policy number one: 10 plus ones monthly for every bloarder POLICY NUMBER TWO: add an instant messaging service to bloard POLICY NUMBER THREE: i will call a referendum to decide a bloard anthem that will play constantly whenever you open the site POLICY 4: posting education for new users, every post will be a good post no post deserves to go without +1's POLICY 5: stricter laws against people reading out other people's bloard posts in IRL and pretending they came up with them
- As president of bloard, my first order of business will be to take down the biggest thing that's been holding us back from becoming the most powerful and influential autism orchestra on the 'net. That is to say, elect me president and I will put an end to Horny bloard. As we all know, since its creation Horny bloard has been the enemy of all good-natured honest bloard users and only the vilest of the vile would ever think to post in it or even look at it. And as far as I know, I am in a unique position as the only one who can finally stop it once and for all. Once that is done, I'm sure that we can band together and turn bloard into the premier website for those looking for a world-class orchestra experience as well as our refined brand of irony and other goofs