The French don't give a hoot about drunk driving. I've noticed this because I'm in France
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- blow really hard into your floppy drive, when you hear the modem connect simply say your post
- Damn!! I wake up, lay there till I can lay there no longer, make coffee, check Bloard, don't want to sign in right away, but Joops posts are just too hot not to +1 em, read some, practice Donna Lee and Bachs Sonata #1 in g minor for violin, take a lovely walk where my greatest ideas percolate into my conscious mind, laugh my ass off while walkin, generally with nothing isolating me from the direct experience of living, although have been wearing sunglasses to cut down on the wrankles I'll get when I'm too old to get into the club, walk slow so anyone following me either gets bored or has to pass me so then I'm following them, (looks around making sure no one is reading this over his third person shoulder) work on some original tunes, try not to have too much of a routine so the motherfuckers can't catch one in a rut. Actually caught a runaway bus tryin to escape the mafia and the motherfucker went five minutes turned around and where it picked me up was the end of the line and so I had to sweat it out another hour wondering if Bruno would recognize me beyond my fisherman's hat, sunglasses, and lay. Looked out the window this morning (1pm) and saw within the window a vortex of golden light specks tunneling toward me, I moved left and they spiraled outward, moved right again and they spiraled toward me and it's moments like that that make me wonder.
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6829] went on a hunger strike in my parent's basement to raise awareness. didn't eat all day until mom called me up for dinner [/quote] wowneat's mom, hello
- "bloard up" is what happens to a certain part of me when i browse horny bloard [img]https://i.imgur.com/rrRCWVj.gif[/img]
- Here's my story of having alcohol and looking at bloard. Well first I decided to have a couple of beersbecause I'd rather have some alcohol than not have some (I'm a university student and starting a summer job in June) and I was looking at twitter and playing Battlezone: Combat Commander and then I decided to look at Bloard, which jsutified my decision to have a third beer. So now I'm having my third beer and looking at bloard just as I mentioned on twitter (follow me @interjosh1 for more quality content) also I'm distancing myself from Horny bloard. Sorry
- I’m bloarding from the treadmill in my basement in the dark It’s just too fuckin’ hot!
- [quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F11586] RE: Don't Bang the Drum [youtube]gO17hN-YvBc[/youtube] [/quote] this completely changed my perspective on banging the drum..
- For a limited time offer we are now offering hummus infused SnoobyMilk™. He got into our special patch of Big Boy Workouts™ Chickpeas and is now completely stuffed, and ready to be milked (for a year straight!). [img]http://i.imgur.com/9qAzBdG.jpg[/img] Offer while supplies last.
- I’m playing chat roulette with my homies and trying not to jack off
- hey new bloarders, what’s your twitter name? drop it here and we’ll add u to bloard chat on there. well someone will. i’m still banned from there for another 6 hours. 😬
- been refreshing bloard for a while, im aiming to create complete server overload and meltdown, could someone help please? i think with the power of two computers we can reduce bloard servers to a pile of molten metal in a bout a day
- no fried chicken, just friend chicken :) 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- bilbo doll [img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ba/95/ef/ba95efc1ea2202fcffd2b099a28ad6ef.jpg[/img]
- had a buddy who put kepchup on bagels... thats right. on mac and cheese, too. then a few years after i stopped talking to him he shot his girlfriend and went to the bad man house. coincidence?
- Absolutely detest Marijuana Consumption but can’t wait to see the post!
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F10919] I’m down 😎 [/quote] *clown
- thanks pal :) whats up with you? how was the oscars?
- "four word only" make come back this week ... make dumb guys have uses them head onto here just this once 😂 four word game test what hide back your fore head, cant join?? your must have dumb face area also just read here some guys gets band with kick from mods when dont post four part word. good, them fool cant even math, four very easy even baby know this?? 😆😆
- oh sorri i didn't see the good vibes alert post mmmm i love you. or something
- [b]Odo from DS9[/b] [b]Pros[/b] -Natural sense of justice (from his Changling ancestry) - No-nonsense attitude -Cunning detective -Can morph into any object [b]Cons[/b] -Gruff -Can't get humanoid faces right -Has to go into a liquid state every 16 hours for 8 hours [b]Genus Rating[/b] 60.8% He's my favorite character
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3103] Great post, KD. Something I'd like to add: Fuck you.l [/quote] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img]
- English States (only for freaking England, i KNOW what the united king dom is so PLEASE just let me post in peace): Fiddleferry Sconcey-Doo Shrups Glosdenderry Yorkshire London Hilldrubsy Crontenshire The Hill Country how many did I get?
- i'm going to mail a box of live ants to everyone in this thread thats pro ant.
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-may-mays%2Fposts%2F6131] SORRY BUT IM LOGGING OFF OF BLOARD! 😔 Password*******..LOADING..▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99% ▒▒ ERROR ! It is impossible to log off bloard. It means too much to me. Send to ten bloarders who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing bloarder. [/quote] 3