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  • Grendelvult
    Debate me fegs.... Shrek would have been the greatest film of all time if shrok wasn't in the fucking film. Because, essentially without Shrek the movie shows the story of a fearless leader who expels the sorcerers within his city. These sorcerers contribute nothing to his economy, because they can conjure up things from nothing. Knowing this he kicks them out like a middle ages king did to the Jews. He then continues to clean up the streets and remove the degenerates from his city. Did you see how clean Duloc was? My oh my what an example of civilization. After Farquad goes through his plans of spring cleaning he gets to marry a princess locked away in the tower secured by a fuckin dragon. DID YOU HEAR THAT? A FUCKING DRAGOON!!!! This man would have been remembered by history as a 8 foot goliath with a 9 foot cock who expelled those who refused to help the city for their own selfish gains. Shrek only makes it a film about a green homosexual bugbear who realizes hes bisexual because of fiona. WHAT A FUCKIN DRAG!!! 😭
    2018-05-20T13:34:24Z
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  • wowneat
    yeah dude, heil fartquad
    2018-05-20T13:58:52Z
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  • Funy Lizrd
    I think the gigner bred man should be the main caracter instead if the green moss man.
    2018-05-20T14:36:05Z
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  • Grendelvult
    [quote=Funy%20Lizrd;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6254] I think the gigner bred man should be the main caracter instead if the green moss man. [/quote] Gingerbread man got his legs split from Farquad check mate
    2018-05-20T14:39:49Z
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  • Funy Lizrd
    well i also think the morvie needed more sex a peel. so nice try idoit
    2018-05-20T14:41:23Z
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  • Grendelvult
    [quote=Funy%20Lizrd;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6256] well i also think the morvie needed more sex a peel. so nice try idoit [/quote] If you're into gods getting ready to jerk off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBZd73YufVs
    2018-05-20T14:43:07Z
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  • Funy Lizrd
    now thats more like it!
    2018-05-20T14:45:09Z
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  • hillips
    shrek saves the day at the end idiot.
    2018-05-20T15:26:03Z
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  • Grendelvult
    [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6259] shrek saves the day at the end idiot. [/quote] How does he save the day again? Last time I saw it Shrork stole Fiona, was too close to her for too long and turned her green.
    2018-05-20T17:01:09Z
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  • hillips
    i am red green colourblind and must have missed this important plot point
    2018-05-20T17:19:11Z
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  • Grendelvult
    [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6262] i am red green colourblind and must have missed this important plot point [/quote] ur damn rite. Shronk does nothing but be a fat bitch who works out a deal with dream works to make 88 films
    2018-05-20T17:23:45Z
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  • bug deal
    awful thread
    2018-05-20T23:09:03Z
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  • Grendelvult
    [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6267] awful thread [/quote] Took you nine eyes to confirm a shitpost?
    2018-05-21T03:38:06Z
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  • blandkidneystone
    [quote=Grendelvult;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6268] Took you nine eyes to confirm a shitpost? [/quote] Took you 5 posts to get a succesful shitpost?
    2018-05-21T09:45:21Z
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  • hillips
    [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6272] Took you 5 posts to get a succesful shitpost? [/quote] Took you thrive types to shitpost the 4 get a f fff?
    2018-05-21T12:20:21Z
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  • moog
    i think granolavelt has some good points here... farquad was a good leader that did a lot for his people. historians believe shrek single hamdedly dismantled a functioning society. but i believe it was the italians
    2018-05-21T13:13:41Z
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  • bug deal
    why would you post shit on this beautiful forum. why would you spit in bloardman's face
    2018-05-21T22:48:20Z
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  • Mister Spigetti
    Been reading this thread and I agree with the original post and others specifically moog who also agree with it
    2018-05-22T04:51:24Z
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  • saptapadi
    posting a thread with the same title as your account name requires roughly the same level of ego as it takes to not feel any shame about "going live" on instagram
    2018-05-22T06:21:45Z
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  • kingdad42
    [img]https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1526/31/1526319918390.jpg[/img]
    2018-05-22T11:51:42Z
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  • orgamecha
    im with shrek
    2018-05-22T15:05:47Z
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  • Grendelvult
    [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6280] why would you post shit on this beautiful forum. why would you spit in bloardman's face [/quote] I didn't maean to sorry bloordmen. was drink and n high at the same time wen i did. Nowe its only time for the serious post. Anyone got any onipon on the elections in germane?
    2018-05-22T16:33:09Z
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  • kingdad42
    i really hope that AfD goes away forever, otherwise i dont know, maybe support the violetten
    2018-05-25T21:16:04Z
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  • Grendelvult
    [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6331] i really hope that AfD goes away forever, otherwise i dont know, maybe support the violetten [/quote] Lol The AFD isn't going anywhere. Unless the EU reforms you can expect the AFD to grow.
    2018-05-29T06:25:09Z
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  • littleerik
    AfD= ass fuckin dickks
    2018-05-29T14:44:01Z
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  • blandkidneystone
    [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6380] AfD= ass fuckin dickks [/quote] Oh thanks, I didnt know what they were talking about
    2018-05-29T17:49:23Z
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  • kingdad42
    alternative for dumbasses
    2018-05-31T00:32:28Z
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