if you're not bug deal and you're feeling holiday warmth and loving greetings in this thread, get the fuck out. these warm wishes of cheer are for bug deal O NLY
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- i'm smelling like a creature from the lost plains
- I'm eating Little Erik's cake too, but it's not to own libs. It's because I love to eat old food and get sick. I think it's fun.
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4312] Little Erik, I think you're fucked up for having a bathroom floor that is more than one colour. [/quote] anyone reading this thread: if your bathroom floor is not one solid continuous uninterrupted color... you are owned
- when you scratch your ankies after taking off socks when you put some meatball
- PSA: going out of business sale, liquidating all stock everything 40% off π
- bumping this thread from the last page hehe.. you can call me a 'thread necromancer' xD
- not to me... EDIT: i wanted to clarify that i meant "not funny to me." i know bloard man wasn't jacking off to me. that would be presumptuous EDIT2: were you jacking off to me?
- I think im going to like it here. i cant wait to post "good morning" in the good morning thread tomorrow morning
- Youβre bloardvited to join jerrychat. A state of the art extended bloard experience. [url]https://discord.gg/eQGxTb[/url]
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fever-met-a-fellow-bloarder%2Fposts%2F285] congrats OP on having your post liked by every single registered bloard member [/quote] You mean there are only 7? The richness of the few had me believing there were many many more obsequious bitches!!! Fatuous cunts!!! oh my, pardon reethpect Lagrima Puerto Rican Mafia in effect
- im visiting jerry's crystal prison every few weeks and showing him the fish i caught in my Black Bass Lure Fishing game for the Gameboy [img]https://i.imgur.com/FcOOEND.png[/img]
- i wanna fuck joe biden i wanna bust inside him grab him by the hips kiss him on the lips im soppin at the cob slobbin on his knob i want you biden baby you drivin me so crazy i wanna fuck joe biden
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-that-gets-locked-after-one-person-posts-in-it%2Fposts%2F12471] Lmao what a noob move. I thought that was the joke the whole time when i saw it was in gbs smh [/quote] fuck him up, derek
- thank you for these kind words Bappi i hope you enjoy the complementary Bloard posting-peanuts that have been sitting in the rain for 5-7 weeks
- When i got da blues I go to thee best restaurant get me some prime steak potaoes n shit, drank some chardiney then a stacked sunday for dessert, ha ha 2 sundays, then go to the soup kitchen w/ community (people to talk to) get a glass a water, sit there and when someone asks me why i'm not eating I tell them, Yes sir good times!!!
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3mCjC7tCy8[/youtube]
- expanding operations: tire flaps printed with a sexey lady and the word bloard in a seductive caligraphic font. alternatively truck nuts brand bloard-nutz
- they're so cute. and they're cool as h*ck because all life on earth would likely die without them. lets get some bee love going ITT! [img]https://i.imgur.com/Of1EmKv.gif[/img] [img]https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/648B/production/_104493752_c0240717-cape_honey_bee_on_coastal_ragwort-spl.jpg[/img] [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CcXZY2w-d-U/maxresdefault.jpg[/img]
- [quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fkisses-your-belly%2Fposts%2F13464] slapping my belly and laughing :) [/quote] smbl
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbumper-sticker-ideas%2Fposts%2F13859] co-exist but its all the video game console and company symboles all together in harmony [/quote] [img]https://peacemonger.org/assets/images/CS259---Coexist-Gaming-Parody-Sticker.jpg[/img]
- got my nipple bit off in a bar in dusseldorf a couple years ago. through my damn sweater too. she latched on and i was swinging her from side to side like a dog playing with a sock. we just got married in august
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10434] βIβve been walking around for 15 minutes without seeing any employees to help me. Is something wrong here? Hello?β I said this 32 times in the store before leaving. On the way out I threw a punch at the cashier, I missed but he got the message. 3/10. [/quote] dont let the damn door hit your ass on the way out too, buddy