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been reading that book about the hobbit. cant remember what its called
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your diary
orgamecha
- your welcome now were gonna turn you alt rightπ
- cum gas is released from the fuck stains on a public bathroom floor or sauna, or from globules of spunk jizz in a hot bath. due to its tiny volume it has been difficult to properly extract but i have been in talks with chinese chemical engineers on how to harness its true power. i have also suggested using bloard as a source of the virile men needed to produce the sheer amount of baby batter necessary for their research. so far though i have only seen it cure my acne and stuttering.
- i do it at designated bloard stations so its safe for eceryone
- [quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhave-you-ever-seen-a-cryptid%2Fposts%2F10177] ok now what [/quote] read my cool posts :)
- i can see the tacos in my mind and they look good
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8279] A curse for Jerry: You will need to eat from the Pig's Trough for the rest of the year, with the hogs. [/quote] no change then!
- muscles cos i could flex in front of girls whilst lying on the floor as a blob
- we gotta beat the shit out of these teens
- the only rule we have is that when ever someone says sone shit that's biscotti, you have to respond with "that shit's biscotti"
- saturday nights alright for bloarding! like the eton john song :)
- i have a special bloard phone for bloarding. it is decked out with studs and bloard decals and people in public ask me about it and i have to explain to them the whole bloarg thing from beginning to end
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fthe-monkeu-s-paw-forum-game%2Fposts%2F12529] I will start. i wish i was the CEO of microsoft and lived in a mansion [/quote] Everyone from the continent of Africa makes you take every single one of your vaccines at once and it kills you. I wish I had a never ending ice cream cone
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fofficial-welcome-thread-for-amber%2Fposts%2F8401] I asked her she said she hasn't gone on the computer lately [/quote] thats good. tell her to keep it up
- whoa... i can see... @__@ kingdad42 taking a bath? hold on OP this crystal ball is just one of your polished turds
- one of those family stickers but its the bloard family (chernip is the dad, snoob mom, and im the little baby.) also, a spin on the previous calvin pissing idea and its calvin pissing on the pissing thread or pissing on us.
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcoronavirus%2Fposts%2F12988] Like the beer π€£ [/quote] yes i do π