[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F5556] been reading that book about the hobbit. cant remember what its called [/quote] your diary

dereks cum blast confessions

your welcome now were gonna turn you alt right😈

i do it at designated bloard stations so its safe for eceryone

avoid this thread

cum gas is released from the fuck stains on a public bathroom floor or sauna, or from globules of spunk jizz in a hot bath. due to its tiny volume it has been difficult to properly extract but i have been in talks with chinese chemical engineers on how to harness its true power. i have also suggested using bloard as a source of the virile men needed to produce the sheer amount of baby batter necessary for their research. so far though i have only seen it cure my acne and stuttering.

i am simply horny of this

stephen hawking was a bloarder and thats what killed him

[quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhave-you-ever-seen-a-cryptid%2Fposts%2F10177] ok now what [/quote] read my cool posts :)

egg toast for breakfast call me cool hand luke

i can see the tacos in my mind and they look good

mods

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8279] A curse for Jerry: You will need to eat from the Pig's Trough for the rest of the year, with the hogs. [/quote] no change then!

ants in me pants make me belly button dance

muscles cos i could flex in front of girls whilst lying on the floor as a blob

i think its snooby, but its a pleasant aroma

the only rule we have is that when ever someone says sone shit that's biscotti, you have to respond with "that shit's biscotti"

we gotta beat the shit out of these teens

he fucks nermals ass ive seen pictures

saturday nights alright for bloarding! like the eton john song :)

bean

i have a special bloard phone for bloarding. it is decked out with studs and bloard decals and people in public ask me about it and i have to explain to them the whole bloarg thing from beginning to end

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fthe-monkeu-s-paw-forum-game%2Fposts%2F12529] I will start. i wish i was the CEO of microsoft and lived in a mansion [/quote] Everyone from the continent of Africa makes you take every single one of your vaccines at once and it kills you. I wish I had a never ending ice cream cone

my mom's friend chicken is the best 😋

yeah right, is the scooter monkey gonna be holding it？

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fofficial-welcome-thread-for-amber%2Fposts%2F8401] I asked her she said she hasn't gone on the computer lately [/quote] thats good. tell her to keep it up

yeah i saw one and it was you

👓 👃 👄 im reading this thread

*levitates about 1 foot off the ground*

whoa... i can see... @__@ kingdad42 taking a bath? hold on OP this crystal ball is just one of your polished turds

bloard

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcoronavirus%2Fposts%2F12988] Like the beer 🤣 [/quote] yes i do 😂

hog dog

bloard homeRecipesBiscotti Policy Phage 10 Hey just wondering what the biscotti policy is on bloard 23 days ago quote i'ts good 4 bloard is a gluten free space... please keep that in mind 23 days ago quote slow learner 5 *walking in with Biscotti crumbs all ovber my face and shirt* did somebody say policy 13 days ago quote orgamecha 5 the only rule we have is that when ever someone says sone shit that's biscotti, you have to respond with "that shit's biscotti" 13 days ago quote edit delete jerry 4 That shits biscotti 13 days ago quote Phage 4 orgamecha posted: the only rule we have is that when ever someone says sone shit that's biscotti, you have to respond with "that shit's biscotti" That shit’s biscotti 8 days ago quote dereklaserbeam 3 Go back on twitter please phage thank you so much 8 days ago quote beefsnack 3 bloard: crumble town the cursed city (feat. biscoty') 7 days ago quote Phage 5 :) 4 days ago quote dereklaserbeam 3 :) 4 days ago quote hillips 3 heres the goddamn policy. everyone listen up! if you got some biscotti around here.... you gotta share that shit!!!! EDIT: :) 4 days ago quote jerry 3 :) 4 days ago quote moog 14 okay nice. h-hey wait hillips wtf man 4 days ago quote hillips 4 mine mine mine! 4 days ago quote orgamecha 2 :) 3 days ago quote edit delete beefsnack 1 never ate biscetty now im curious :) 3 days ago quote bug deal 7 yeah, bi-curious. short for biscotti curious. 2 days ago quote littleerik 3 i want to fuck the cooky/biscuit 2 days ago quote jerry 1 im going to make the biscuit whistle 2 days ago quote dereklaserbeam 0 Oh no 2 days ago quote ☃ 0 im a buscotti b0i 2 days ago quote jessica 3 :) 13 hours ago quote dereklaserbeam 1 :) 11 hours ago quote Phage 0 :) 11 hours ago quote jerry 0 :( 11 hours ago quote pigfoot_vermont 3 . . \__/ 10 hours ago quote dick chappy 1 :0] 10 hours ago quote homeRecipesBiscotti Policy Reply supported bbcode tags: url, youtube, quote, b, img

zeeky boogy doog

one of those family stickers but its the bloard family (chernip is the dad, snoob mom, and im the little baby.) also, a spin on the previous calvin pissing idea and its calvin pissing on the pissing thread or pissing on us.

blup

thanks

what the hell dude. thats awesome

i can't help you with this