y'all 2020 goal ???? mine goal this year talk like jarr jarr bink.... term like misa, yusa, wesa
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- As the old saying goes: Horny in morning, bloarders take warning... horny at night, bloarders delight.... folks: Are you team morning horny or team night horny ??
- im considering posting on bloard... gonna spend some time thinking of bloard-worthy posts.........
- hello navel babes... not sure if this bloard refers to the good ol' bellybutton but here we go the belly button is a thriving metropolis of diverse bacteria :) many of which stink!!! how is everyone's stinky belly my innie was getting ripe but I cleaned it last night
- I've got goosebumps on my arms...did someone leave the window open?? Anyone else feel that windchill? I think Jack frost is near..... can we get Snooby over here to ward him away? I know they're not on good terms but Snooby's the only person off the top of my head who controls the earth's weather and lives in a volcano
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- yesterday I threw up all over myself at a diner :)
- As you log into bloard you get up to grab a little snack 'fore you post. You come back and there is wet all over your bloard-accession devices. Upon *SIP* you realize aloud 'Aw sip, it's piss!'. This bloarding time will not be a nice one. I wish I had telepathy to communicate with underground grubs and insects
- can I get my horoscope reading? :) i'm printing out my natal chart onto a tiny ticket and inserting into the crystal ball.... it's making that ticket muncher sound like the machines at Charles Entertainment Cheese
- roof rack (also ruff rack would be a good dog name.... like steak knife)
- I've got a classic case of uti and creaky bones 😳😖 what can be done to ail these conditions??
- checkers fries are the best fast food option (I will go to checkers to sinply have a fry meal).... However the fastest food you can get is the fingernails on your own hand (It's within arms length folks, and can satiate you for a couple of minutes)
- sorry about dribkibg all the pool water :O it was a saltwater pool and I got even thirstier with each sip!!
- im doing quite a bit of galloping and leaping, some whinnying also
- to my understanding it is a synthetically vaporized form of cum.... one can obtain the encased gas through the same method as one inflates "bl'loonies" (available at most dollar stores)... cum gas farms may be the only feasible long term sustainable energy option, and thousands of farms are projected to open throughout the 2020s
- do you remember... the 21st night of September..... let's dance to earth wind and fire on this saturday night bloard night folks!!!
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- I'm going to buy every bloarder pleated wide leg Dickies shorts and big chunky white sneakers so we can all look like Danny Trejo :)
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11160] we cover peens in that chemical that turns purple when you pee in it or whatever [/quote] to the tune of purple people eater: der'k¹ was a one-eyed, one-horned, chronic purple peens pool pee-er ¹a one syllable abbreviation for derek
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- i'm taking big gulps from my jug that says XXX on the side and then shattering it in the parking lot woooo!!!!! and then sheepishly sweeping it up before I hit the dance floor 😳
- I spilled my milkshake on the ground and they're swarming all over it :O some are nibbling on my toe and it doesn't feel to great
- Big hot gusts of wind today baby !!I A thunderstorm is coming tonight, I can feel it in my bloarder bones... It's a good night to listen to the rain, drink some Bloard™ wine, and admire the mantle decor