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my gf makes over 10 times as much as me lol
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what s his name
bloardman
welcum to my realm
- "Coexist" with the letters being different religious symbols
- "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
- IM NOT GETTING NE MATCHES IN TINDER, GIRLS FUCKEN HATE A NICE GUY THEY ONLY WANT ALPHA JOCKS
- bloard meetup was a success [img]https://i.imgur.com/vN60UPO.jpg[/img]
- point a gun at a guy on the street and say you'll shoot him unless he bloards
- I don't know any "chicks". I do know some strong beautiful women though.
- i was trying to catch a pot bellied pig but i couldnt because of my cheetos habit
- here's the bloard dance [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/7sgJ57ZItF0Kk/giphy.gif?response_id=591fbde1e677d6f8c178e403[/img]
- My friends are solid snake, master chief, sonic, and Naruto
- For Pride Month, Philly added two colors — black and brown — to the existing pride flag, and hoisted it outside City Hall. The colors, according to the Philadelphia Office of LGBT Affairs’ More Color More Pride campaign, represent inclusion of people of bloard in the LGBTQ community.
- i make my own sour cola by fermenting soda in a mason jar for 2 months
- "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
- National Association for the Advancement of Bloard People
- all hornyposts will be put in the cringe bloard to be mocked by the enlightened bloarders who have self castrated to clear their minds from the corrupting influence of hornyness
- my wife is #2 prostitute in all of kazakznstan
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