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my gf makes over 10 times as much as me lol
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what s his name
bloardman
welcum to my realm
- "Coexist" with the letters being different religious symbols
- bloard meetup was a success [img]https://i.imgur.com/vN60UPO.jpg[/img]
- IM NOT GETTING NE MATCHES IN TINDER, GIRLS FUCKEN HATE A NICE GUY THEY ONLY WANT ALPHA JOCKS
- "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
- point a gun at a guy on the street and say you'll shoot him unless he bloards
- i was trying to catch a pot bellied pig but i couldnt because of my cheetos habit
- I don't know any "chicks". I do know some strong beautiful women though.
- here's the bloard dance [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/7sgJ57ZItF0Kk/giphy.gif?response_id=591fbde1e677d6f8c178e403[/img]
- My friends are solid snake, master chief, sonic, and Naruto
- For Pride Month, Philly added two colors — black and brown — to the existing pride flag, and hoisted it outside City Hall. The colors, according to the Philadelphia Office of LGBT Affairs’ More Color More Pride campaign, represent inclusion of people of bloard in the LGBTQ community.
- all hornyposts will be put in the cringe bloard to be mocked by the enlightened bloarders who have self castrated to clear their minds from the corrupting influence of hornyness
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- i make my own sour cola by fermenting soda in a mason jar for 2 months
- w00t! nintedo switch!! *does the numa numa dance*
- my wife is #2 prostitute in all of kazakznstan
- National Association for the Advancement of Bloard People
- "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*