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- *throwing my voice so it sounds like plop is talking (it’s an octive higher than a normal person’s voice)* yes let’s fuck derek. He’s soooo sexy
- one ⏰ i soaped ⬆️ my 🍆 but then i got a 🍖 so i never soap ⬆️ my 🍌 anymore for 😰 that i may once again get 🗿 hard.
- Here's a song I wrote in the flavor of Iron Maiden about the job I held for a total of 10 years. https://soundcloud.com/ezcheesedrp/dp-qcland I played everything. I worked as a Quality Control technician for a company that duplicates content for audio tapes, cds, and dvds. My job was to listen closely to the music/content on our duplicated audio tapes and compare the quality to customer approved samples by performing A/B comparisons and then spot checking the content of the audio. The main workhorse was a modified Studer like this: [img]https://i.imgur.com/RJ8lkmN.jpg[/img] It was modified so that you can slap full pancakes: [img]https://i.imgur.com/7Dz836b.jpg[/img] of finished product on, find the queue tone (which is a low frequency tone that tells the loaders where the beginning/end of the content is) and rock out. My setup also involved a custom rack up top with a modified (to flatten the eq) Nakamichi MR1: [img]https://i.imgur.com/7lLQMQ7.jpg[/img] Dolby B noise reduction (rubbish) unit An Alesis power amp, which powered some JBL monitors: [img]https://i.imgur.com/bpnEE2w.jpg[/img] Back in the 90's, we made the best sounding tapes anywhere. Of course, after people quit buying music on cassette tape, the business model for the "legacy" analog audio drastically shifted. We got a big account with the Library of Congress doing specially formatted tapes for the blind and physically handicapped. These tapes are designed to play on one of these: [img]https://i.imgur.com/3CZbGpW.jpg[/img] A funky little machine. There are actually 4 extra-long tracks recorded on one tape. The technique uses all 4 channels (usually, two channels per side in stereo) recorded at a different ratio in order to fit more content on one tape. The player plays quite a bit slower than a standard cassette tape player. I think we could get around 4 hours of content on one tape with this method. So, we started doing a bunch of books on tape and our other hanger on was: [img]https://i.imgur.com/cOdm79Q.gif[/img] They also used a modified (slower playing) tape format in mono to utilize all four channels as well. We would make these tapes for muzak to ship out to various retail stores that still used their proprietary tape players verses the satellite beaming that they mainly do now. Since only about 10 people in the world know what half of the references in this song mean, I thought I would give a little background to the listener. Some references in the order of appearance in the song: QC Land: The wonderful world of Studers and Nakamichis – AKA my tiny soundproof room. Flutter: In electronics and communication, flutter is the rapid variation of signal parameters, such as amplitude, phase, and frequency. In recording and reproducing equipment, the deviation of frequency caused by irregular mechanical motion, e.g., that of capstan angular velocity in a tape transport mechanism, during operation. Misthreads: When a pancake is loaded on a slave and part of the tape is twisted, causing the tape to run across the recording head improperly and resulting in loss of sound on one or more channels, and sometimes some cool backwards stuff! Slaves: The recording devices used to mass record from an audio master onto pancakes. I can't find any decent pics of anything close to the slaves we had. I used to have a picture of them but I think it's long gone. We had fully customized machines and we were running about 100 of them at our peak. [img]https://i.imgur.com/w9bLYQu.jpg[/img] The masters used to be all analog and ran in one of these: [img]https://i.imgur.com/7QwfYdk.jpg[/img] Then, our sister company, which designed the cassette loaders we used, created the DAAD (digital to analog audio duplication) system. Dirty Heads: When tape dust and debris build up on the record heads, it can cause the sound to get muddy. Tape of the week: Our other huge tape business was for Amway. We edited and produced all the propaganda tapes the big wigs in Amway made. Tape of the week was one particular talk that was selected as the one to push to people in the business for each week. Loader: The loaders load one program worth of product from a pancake into a cassette shell at rapid speeds. Bill Britt: One of the Amway big wigs of the day. This concludes our brief history of analog duplication!
- that feeling when u have been logged out of bloard.com [img]https://i.imgur.com/K4IsTLU.jpg[/img]
- [img]https://yt3.ggpht.com/-zKnPTRAFknE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/c8cubr3HGIM/s900-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg[/img]
- Alls I know is whatever it is that I feel when I'm gaming... it's real
- KingDad42’s rich and creamy gripper pulsating on the sybian as he moans in everlasting ecstasy
- Bloard tutorials where all the hot bloard babes show u how to log on using their feet 🦶
- Hello and welcome to this exclusive Bloard content. here is episode 1 of Derek's Closet Confessions. Please enjoy. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_fwsGSNKyY[/youtube]
- here’s the full URL little erik actually clicked on https://bloard.com/users/plop
- Think of the most retarded thing possible. Add a dash of fucked-upidness. Next, sprinkle in a glimmer of earnestness so as to confuse your fellow bloarders on your irony level. Let the post simmer in your notes app on your phone for 24 hours. Come back and paste it into a new bloard thread (if it’s 🔥) or reply. Bingo bango watch the upbloards roll in.
- post the things that make u go "ba ba ba super!" here are some to start: turning on my nintendo switch cumming inside a girl's pussy when you get to eat a cheese pizza
- Don’t purse your lips, keep them nice and soft, (imagine a slimey catfish). Then, let the other person take the lead. If they insert a slimey slug into your mouth, it is considered polite to return the favor. Finally, if your trousers begin to get tight, remove them at once and start a new thread called “the bloard thread with a no pants policy”. Good luck.
- And you may find yourself posting on bloard.com And you may find yourself In another part of bloard And you may find yourself browsing Hi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard And you may find yourself with a beautiful casserole after browsing recipe bloard And you may ask yourself, well How did I get here? Letting the days go by, let the upvotes lift me up Letting the days go by, swann is buried underground Into the no thread zone after g0m's gone Once in a lifetime, bloard posts flowing underground
- Here's the lyrics 4 fun: I am the last of a dying breed of man - hallowed be my name once a great tribe, all QC duties rest on me fighting for right rejecting flutter and misthreads the last man in QC Land The quietude of my surroundings haunts me every day fighting for right shutting down slaves with dirty heads the last man in QC Land - QC land - Alright! Loading samples for tape of the week with my trusty loader I've got to take a nap before I go to lunch fighting for right Bill Britt sings me a lullaby the last man in QC Land - QC Land QC LAND!
- i just read hillips’ posts, so now i shall throw up
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/IH7GYWW.jpg[/img] Name: Riley AKA Riley Bear AKA RB AKA Rye Beebop Bear AKA Monsieur Riley Bear (you have to say that one in a French accent) age: 9 Breed: I unno Likes: Butt scratchies, suckling, passing gas Dislikes: Noises that even remotely sound like the battery low warning on a smoke detector, getting up when he's comfortable Enemies: Cats (he grew up being stalked and harassed by one) Talents: Can sleep a long time Brain power: Normal Favorite movie: This is Spinal Tap Idols: Andy Partridge Car: Jeep Wrangler
- So sorry every one. I’ll hold my pee in until next saturday night. Hopefully the pool will be replenished with salt water and peens will have learned her lesson that drinking all the water in the pool is not a great idea and i will be able to pee inro the pool, finally providing relief to my now watermelon sized balls (on account of all the pee that had been stored in there)