5 Year Anniversary Sale! Everything 77% off!
The New Hardware Store Across The Street has been in business 5 Good Long Years! And we’re pleased to see our sales have only increased exponentially in this time! Revenue is up up up! People peeing on the store, and farting as they walk past the store, down down down! Our New Hardware Store Across the Street’s performance compared to hillips’? Like comparing a plate filled with luxurious and mouthwatering grilled brats to a plate with a raw hotdog on it!
Come on down and give Snooby’s one huge pec a friendly slap, and watch out for that Bo Staff!! Haha, New Hardware Store Across the Street:
We’re Across the Street, and Can’t Be Beat!
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- (Verse 1) Yo, it's a tale of pixels and smells, Where gamers thrive and diaper dwells. In the world of screens, where battles rage, There's a secret weapon for every stage. Button mashing, joystick flying, But when nature calls, there's no denying. In the midst of quests and epic fights, There's a diaper waiting to ignite. (Chorus) Gaming hard, poopin' harder, In a stinky diaper, no need to falter. Level up, drop a load, In the virtual world, it's a secret code. (Verse 2) In dungeons deep and worlds unknown, Where heroes rise and legends are sown. But when that rumble comes to play, There's a diaper to save the day. No time for breaks, no time to stall, Just drop it like it's hot, answer the call. In the realm of games, where stories unfold, There's a stinky secret, hiding in your hole. (Chorus) Gaming hard, poopin' harder, In a stinky diaper, no need to falter. Level up, drop a load, In the virtual world, it's a secret code. (Bridge) Some may laugh, some may scorn, But when you're gaming, it's your sworn. To conquer foes and save the day, Even if it means in a stinky way. (Verse 3) So let the games rage on, let the battles begin, With your diaper on, you're bound to win. No need to worry, nothing to fear, When you're gaming hard and having a beer. So embrace the smell, embrace the funk, In the world of games, you're never sunk. With your controller in hand and your diaper on tight, You'll conquer all, with all your might. (Chorus) Gaming hard, poopin' harder, In a stinky diaper, no need to falter. Level up, drop a load, In the virtual world, it's a secret code.
- [quote=Austinbiah;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-flail-thread%2Fposts%2F14003] Regards! My name is Austin and I'm glad to be at bloard.com. I was born in Malta but now I'm a student at the The University of Georgia. I'm normally an hard-working student but this half-year I had to go abroad to visit my kinsfolk.... [/quote] Shut the fuck up Austin. Shut your stupid ass up. I will fucking beat the living shit put of you you piece of fucking shit
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- [quote=Yahoo;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Fwhen-this-site-was-launched%2Fposts%2F14084] ??? [/quote] i made it last year im glad you are enjoying it :)
- it wasnt launched, it was discovered. the former reptilian race that ruled earth before humans made it (towards the end of the game we discover the reptilians inherited it from the race before them, and then we find out about the Bloarder race that has been harvesting species at their technological heights for hundreds of millions of years)
- break the ice by breaking wind, and then sit down and break the earth #facts #letsdance
- if no one buys stuff from my shop im going to stand in the middle of the road naked
- Just saw some Leafcutters in central america recently. A pest to trees, yet mesmerizing to observe…
- hearing a lot of people saying its just like 2016 all over again (not sure why) but that made me very excited! where else better be in 2016 than on bloard.com! bloardis back baby!
- There's no fast way to grow. Just lay in bed and wait for the magic to happen.
- the year is 2042 and i need to watch 8 different 4-way splitscreen sludge content videos simultaneously on 4 giant fucking vertical monitors so my brain can scrape together just enough dopamine to allow me to focus for two fucking seconds so thar i can click over to bloard.com to peep the new flail pics in the fucking flial thread../ and here we are, still tryingh to figure out how to post fucikng links😤😌😴
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-best-ice-breaker%2Fposts%2F14069] Whipped out in stunning style this one the other night, worked super well! One of the best ways to tell if someone is Chill imo: You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that? [/quote] becuase im evil hehe
- im kind of a free thinker and have insane and deep ideas, stuff you never would of expected me to think of, but i keep it to myself because it scares people and i'm masking the hurt that i feel inside, haha yeeeeah.... 😁
- [quote=jessica;%2Fbloards%2Fdog_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fdog-bloard%2Fposts%2F7147] [pretending a year hasn’t passed] Wonderful dogs keep em coming [/quote] [pretending 6 years haven’t passed] Wonderful dogs keep em coming
- Where do we get our personality and character from? Describe your own!
- Whipped out in stunning style this one the other night, worked super well! One of the best ways to tell if someone is Chill imo: You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
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- im going to be the first bloar duser to take odentip, i weigh 70kg, im looking to lose 5 kg
- It seems we neglect the act of training the ultimate battlefield, the Groundless Gym, the Pristine Playground, The Human Mind. Training the intellect will naturally release muscle building hormones into the body, axctually making one immensely ruddy and burly. Simply through the act of say, watching 100 documentaries, or listening to 30 audiobooks, reading perhaps 5 physical books, one will emerge on the other side capable of squatting at least 200+ pounds, benching at least 100+! As that classic Caesar, and later Abraham Lincoln would say, “Carve Diem” :)
