Kinda feel like it would be better if it had some chat rooms and more cliques. What kind of social acclaim am I striving for on here? Needs more cool guys to berate me too. Someone to call me gay for talking about stuff I like. I need to feel like I want to be friends with that guy for doing that. Also needs more people that I then call gay because they do something I don’t like. Not enough people we all collectively hate on here, too many likeable folks. Need a jomny sun on here. Also need some people to have a few more melt downs, come on. Jesus is it that much to ask? You guys can’t talk about how bad your lives are a little more? I need to feel like I’m a king compared to the cringy people, and also find some enjoyment in laughing at the downfall of others, and then getting called gay by the guy I idolize and strive to be friends with. Also no one’s talking about some real issues (We have a president people!!!) I need to see some posts on here that are meant to make me scared but really just make me feel disinterested and inevitably frustrated. Bloard doesn’t offer any of this unfortunately :/ just constant threads of bits, some good natured discourse, and friendly folks. RIP

I'm not going because I don't want to. I've been invited by several high level celebs (Will Smith and Will I Am) to attend but I won't divilge their information, and I won't be seen sitting next to Will and Will at the Emmy's. If I were to attend the Emmy's, I assure you I would scream at the low level celebs, such as Scott Baio, and Cher. And I would tell them I will send the IRS to their house everyday. I don't even know who Emmy is! Who is this person who knows all these celebs! Will won't tell me! Anyway, thanks to all my fans who have followed me onto Bloard. :)

I am going to get into a fight on this website. It will be serious and not ironic or joking in any manner.

I simply didn’t want to and I also wasn’t invited. Seems the academy has forgotten me. Wanted to give that update, also that I’m finally ready to be all in on Bloard! This time for sure. I won’t just log on this one time then never check it again for a year, I’m really here baby! This is it! -ChernDog

Looks good to me, kiss away. The Chern Dog’s pro tip? Let them kiss You! Why are you doin all the work? That’s right slugger, take a load off! You’re a hardworking, go-getting, cattle-roping S O B! You’ve done enough to earn that kiss, now all that’s left, is to let it come to you baby B)

I have Guns in the trunk. Your a$$ or my Grass. your move. Baby Driver on Board I just got done beating a cop and now I'm going to beat you. Yes, You, Reading this bumper sticker, I've already memorized your face in my rear view, I'm going to pull over and let you pass me, and then I'm going to follow you, and beat you. You cannot escape my wrath, they make us big in Texas. Bloard me up before you Go Go

Hey gang, Chern here, just wanted to go ahead and throw a post on up, keep on bloarding! If you feel like throwing a post on up yourself, go ahead and do so! :) - Love, Chern

ACT 1, Scene 3 SETTING: Later that night, a skyscraper rooftop in downtown Manhattan, approximately 2:34 AM (Note: That's 2:34 Military Time for any international bloarders online). Heavy rain and thunder all around. Background MUSIC [Harsh cut from previous background music, NO FADE IN/OUT] (Soundtrack title: The Rainy Manhattan Skyscraper Scene Background Music): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBTzKpJ9BRg Quick cut from previous scene to a close up of a smart phone (something generic like an off-brand Samsung), W. Neat's thread on Bloard shown opened (Brightness all the way up). The camera follows the phone as it is swept out of a chuckling passerby's hand and carried on a strong breeze through various manhattan alleyways, past unsuspecting pedestrians, a dog barks at it, it flies through an open taxi window, and then is vaulted upwards by a ventilation grate (those things that are pluming smoke in cities you know). The phone is carried upwards, to the unnamed skyscraper roof, there we see the phone approach a shadowy figure, perched precariously on a corner of the wet, and slippery tower. The phone passes over the figures shoulder, and it seems like it's about to fall to the ground, but the strong, muscular hand of the figure snatches it, and reads the thread on the screen. SHADOWY FIGURE: Hm, and so, the trolls come to bloard's shores... The Figure drops the phone from the roof, the camera doesnt follow, but instead pans around to the Figure's chest, a massive, green "b" emblazoned on it's breastplate. FIGURE: Time to fight bloard, (Camera pans diagonally down to reveal the figure pulling out a huge, badass sword with the word "quote" engraved on it) with bloard. (camera pans up to just the figure's mouth, revealing a tasteful, but still badass, smirk) cut to an aerial shot of the figure, his arms out to his side in a christ like pose, and he begins leaning over the corner of the building, his cape rippling in the deafening wind, but then promptly sits down, and takes out his own phone (something really hip like an iPhone 8 Plus) END SCENE

3 days old... no +1s... a classic Bloard Fail!!! LMFAO, anyhow, you'll pick it up quick pal :)[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2FBabytalk%2Ftopics%2Fhey-guys-new-on-bloard%2Fposts%2F5991] Here's a tip for new bloarders and veteran bloarders alike: +1 my posts only [/quote]

This is um... ChernHog... he was in BlacKkKlansman

Fed up with the service at Pigfoot’s hardware store. I’m opening my own >:) Welcome! We have an assortment of candies and tools to help the Handyman in you accomplish any job you see fit! :)

This spool of Solder has the Pigfoot Insignia... I’d recognize it anywhere... that of a Child Sitting in it’s Own Doodoo...! Where did this come from!

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-the-number-forum%2Fposts%2F2611] The number two has many properties in mathematics.[1] An integer is called even if it is divisible by 2. For integers written in a numeral system based on an even number, such as decimal and hexadecimal, divisibility by 2 is easily tested by merely looking at the last digit. If it is even, then the whole number is even. In particular, when written in the decimal system, all multiples of 2 will end in 0, 2, 4, 6, or 8. In numeral systems based on an odd number, divisibility by 2 can be tested by having a digital root that is even. Two is the smallest and first prime number, and the only even prime number[2] (for this reason it is sometimes called "the oddest prime").[3] The next prime is three. Two and three are the only two consecutive prime numbers. 2 is the first Sophie Germain prime, the first factorial prime, the first Lucas prime, the first Ramanujan prime,[4] and the first Smarandache-Wellin prime. It is an Eisenstein prime with no imaginary part and real part of the form 3n − 1. It is also a Stern prime,[5] a Pell number,[6] the first Fibonacci prime, and a Markov number—appearing in infinitely many solutions to the Markov Diophantine equation involving odd-indexed Pell numbers. It is the third Fibonacci number, and the second and fourth Perrin numbers.[7] Despite being prime, two is also a superior highly composite number, because it is a natural number which has more divisors than any other number scaled relative to the number itself.[8] The next superior highly composite number is six. Vulgar fractions with only 2 or 5 in the denominator do not yield infinite decimal expansions, as is the case with all other primes, because 2 and 5 are factors of ten, the decimal base. Two is the base of the simplest numeral system in which natural numbers can be written concisely, being the length of the number a logarithm of the value of the number (whereas in base 1 the length of the number is the value of the number itself); the binary system is used in computers. For any number x: x + x = 2 · x addition to multiplication x · x = x2 multiplication to exponentiation xx = x↑↑2 exponentiation to tetration In general: hyper(x,n,x) = hyper(x,(n + 1),2) Two also has the unique property that 2 + 2 = 2 · 2 = 22 = 2↑↑2 = 2↑↑↑2, and so on, no matter how high the level of the hyperoperation is. [/quote] Didn’t read. Lol. Poned. Saying that is pretty cool now

Just you know, let loose, throw a post up

Gonna need to ask this riff raff to get outta my store. Enough’s enough. This is a family establishment! If you wanna jack off and guzzle beer go to the dumpster of a store across the street!

Excited to announce my new band, Churrrnip and the Pussycats. If anyone would like to join, let me know. Our first single will be entitled “Scratchin some Cordurrroys/No more Father... I’m so tired.... please...” :)

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10449] Hey... uh... could you give this to the manager, please? It's a job application. I'm hoping to work here! I tried applying to that hardware store across the way; pigfoot's I think it's called. But they laughed and burned it to ashes right in front of me... Then as I was running out crying, they pelted me with peanut butter Snickers. 😓 [/quote] Look no further 😌 a defector from Pigfoot’s store is surely a friend of mine. You’re hired!

*looking at that piece of utter crap store across the street, covered in loaded diapers the neighborhood ruffians have thrown at it, Pigfoot rambling and raving outside utterly naked and belligerent, while a ray of holy sunshine beams on my blessed store, inside chicks are admiring snooby flexing his one huge pec muscle and bindlejerry completes his transition into Blade the Vampire Hunter* RP... Open RP... I am a god in this world.... I cannot die

Pigfoot needs to shut his trap and let a thirsty bro drink some sand

Everyone, I want to create a space to share in gratitude. Please respond below with what you’re thankful for. For me: Friends, Bloard, Computer, Music, Loved Ones, and Just Hanging Out

Folks, can the experienced bloarders give a new guy some tips here?

“I’ve been walking around for 15 minutes without seeing any employees to help me. Is something wrong here? Hello?” I said this 32 times in the store before leaving. On the way out I threw a punch at the cashier, I missed but he got the message. 3/10.

Hey snoob, just wanted to see how u are man. catch ya on the flip! :)

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10605] WHERE''S THE NAILS ?!?!?! [/quote] (with my power of imagination, they materialize, neatly placed in a cheap plastic bag, resting peacefully in the back of your beater car) why... You had them all along 😌 another satisfied customer

Good work chappy, this SOB Pigfoot’s got more replies in his thread than mine, we gotta do something!

Yoooo you had to do him like that...??? LOL RT @KingDad42: ”Me am leaving Bloard now :( you’ll all hurt my wid feews pretty bad 😔”

Some pretty massive boundaries have been broken in this thread today. Loled at Stabbed/Stabbed! The only thing left for us to do is channel this unspoken tension into some Hearty Rock and Roll!!!

whoops! posted that twice, sorry snoob. sorry everybody! still learning :) I typed out a fun hashtag joke but since bloard doesnt have hashtags it seemed wrong to post it so I deleted it. have a great snoob, et All!!

Absolutely detest Marijuana Consumption but can’t wait to see the post!

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10882] I am peacefully looking at pornography because it's saturday night, baby! god can't see your sins! [/quote] Erik. Dude. I highly recommend you cease this behavior... Saturday night is getting a little too nuts

*muffled because I’m across the street at my new way better store* yeah Hey thanks for the heads up, I’m across the street at my new way better store.

H-hey! Pick up those 5-10 year old dvds! Those are classic straight to home release films! Who do you think you are!!

(This guy’s got that cool guy aura... I need To hire him and he’ll definitely make small jokes to people just coming in to buy reeses cups, endearing himself to them... might even get some chicks in this store... plus I really need that $20 to buy lunch.......) I’ll start you at $32/hour with commission :)

Yoooo party people what’s going on!! The Chern Wolf in the House Saturday Night Mood is Right Ladies Night oh What A Night where everybody at!?!

Hit the Cherndog with some digits my man [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10625] One Time I watched Falling Down with a girl and she talked shit about it the whole movie so the next time we watched a movie together she picked Purple Rain and I talked shit about Prince the whole time and she didn't call me again. [/quote]

While I hope that SOB pigfoot goes out of business I think Hillips has a point here

As long as that material is going to Pigfoots it’s 50% off! I think we have an understand here :)

You became a badass in this RP Jerry

i’m thinking about shoveling doit now... Hoes and Shovels 25% off! #NuBloardHardware

Snoob I'm feelin better than ever[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fwhy-i-m-not-going-to-the-oscars%2Fposts%2F2057] Chernip, have you been hacked bro? [/quote]