Good times ahead...
- Oh hell yeah baby, oh hell yeah, it's Saturday night bloard. I've got the bottle of pinot open and a 6 inch veggie sub from subway, time to get absolutely wild me when I realize it's Saturday night and time to log on to bloard.com: [img]https://giant.gfycat.com/VigorousShamefulGalapagoshawk.gif[/img]
- It’s Saturday Night! Time to hang out on bloard with all my friends and just get hammered! Let's celebrate being lucky and have a damn good time! Join us for three hours of pure fun. We are going to have a fun time! We want to laugh and dance and see great things happen. We want to be like you! And of course, we want to get to know all of you more. We are going to have some fun with friends and friends of our friends! We are going to eat amazing food, have tons of drinks and a beautiful pool.
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11160] we cover peens in that chemical that turns purple when you pee in it or whatever [/quote] to the tune of purple people eater: der'k¹ was a one-eyed, one-horned, chronic purple peens pool pee-er ¹a one syllable abbreviation for derek
- I wake up from the ‘long nap’. Mr. Bean is staring me dead in the eyes Mr. Bean: Phage...? Me: Yes, Mr. Bean? Mr. Bean: Do you know what time it is? Me: Do you know why I have awoken? We notice each other have phones in hand. Mr. Bean and I: *simultaneously* What is that? We stare awkwardly at each other. Mr. Bean: On the count of three— Me: We take out our phones Mr. Bean and I: One Mr. Bean and I: Two Dirt Belly Mama: THREEEEEEEE!!!!! BLOARD USERS EVERYWHERE COME OUT OF DOORA WE DIDNT EVEN KNOW EXIST. IT DOESNT MATTER. NOTHING DOES. WHY!?!?!? HAPPY SATURDAY NIGHT BLOARD EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!