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- Damn hillips, took two years for that burn—which also happens to be the Bloard number. Good work
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3103] Great post, KD. Something I'd like to add: Fuck you.l [/quote] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img]
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-hottest-meme-of-the-year%2Fposts%2F5950] did u guys know steam from the shower can set off a smoke alarm? i learned that this morning. poor riley bear freaked the fuck out! [/quote] typical for photoelectric detectors. get yourself an ionization smoke alarm for your bathroom, they aren't sensitive to water vapor
- Jerry I have always wanted to be your friend 😀 more than i do with anyone else on this site. and that's true.
- thanks pal :) whats up with you? how was the oscars?
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10513] Pigfoot I. Sorry [/quote] that is ok, i have come to accept losing a limb as a part of the hardware store lifestyle
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhey-beefsack%2Fposts%2F7464] Hey beefsnack sure but I was talking to beefsack. [/quote] oh man i feel so super emberresed :(
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-two%2Fposts%2F7326] which one do we shoot!?!?! [/quote] me please
- personally i dont make much noise pissing besides the occasional "mmm..." but part of my goals for 2018 is to be more accepting of other peoples preferences and behaviors. so all the best,
- yeah and your a freaking brain bedner, hurts my fuckin breain reading this shit. christ. unreal.
- hehehe i'm back, and i see many new faces! new and old! lot's of funny funny pals, but remember the old days? the long paragraphs of sincerity,,, my first time with bloard was around seven years ago, wow! but i can't say bloard is my home, i rarely visit, and when i do i don't stay long. the members here, bloardies if you will, pull on me like waves. pushing away and pulling back. my bones broken and my bones tickled. the laughter and enjoyment i've gotten out of this niche community is truly amazing, and yet i am inconsistent. but i trust that this site will always be here, never changing in layout or simplicity. no, i can't call bloard a home, it would be disingenuous, as i have not spent enough time. what it is to me is a constant, that is the best way I can describe it. As I and my environment have changed so much and so unpredictably, bloard has always been a constant. this, i feel, is due in a large part because of my distance. as i am inevitably interconnected with my surroundings, and by this any change in either myself or my surroundings will profoundly effect the other. so being in relationship with anything ties it profoundly to myself and in this way ties it profoundly to the naturally unpredictable impermanence of any experience. In this way, perhaps it is not the faint racism or ableism that pushes me away, but my own desire to preserve bloard as an omni temporal refuge for myself. that bloard can't be associated with a time or place or emotion or experience that would anchor it in a specific time or state of my life, because I retain my distance with it. I come and go from bloard, but it remains. a tiny piece of the internet enough detached from myself to save it from the impermanence with which I experience my life. bloard is, to me, a stagnant wave that by it's own paradoxical nature pushes and pulls me. what is it to you?
- "i like to bloard from the 'world 1-2 warp zone' what video game character am i?" [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/565160578671337473/TM6fttP4.jpeg[/img]
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8364] beef jerky [/quote] ......oh damn! LMAO
- Saturday night and we in the bloard Don't believe me just watch (come on)
- OFFICIAL Gym Bloard Suppliments ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️★ Great supplements, ordered these for my entire family we dont even need to sleep anymore and all of us have lost our hair, i imagine this is streamlining for maximum performance in the gym. Also good that they are swallowable pills as all my teeth fell out after two days, overall very good supplements will be ordering more in the future
- putting together an ikea filing cabinet and puffing away on a joint because i'm WILD and its SATURDAY NIGHT BLOARD
- it's that time again. check your trash cans fellas i bet you there's a big fat ant lounging in there and probably informing the group chat about some oreo crumbs that found their way outside the bag. just as a reminder i'd like to go over some popular methods of dealing with these pesky pests: - remove all forms of food from home so as to not lure hungry colonies by way of scent. this includes things that ants usually wouldnt eat but might nibble during periods of famine or special occasions/holidays such as baby teeth and leather upholstery - place small gated fences obstructing possible paths of travel, say in front of windows and/or doorways. note that this is more of a psychological deterrent since the ants probably could just climb past, but wont due to fear of trespassing. the gates are extremely important so that ants that are already in your home may leave. - do not invite strangers into your home as they may be ants. this is how they got me a few years back and i had to flood my house to get them out of my walls
- i did not notice but i do know that if you beat youare meat at incredible high speed you can shoot energy waves out the dick hole possible intereference with radio tech? some dude (not me) jerked off at 2400megahertz and blew up his microwave i know this
- Oh hell yeah baby, oh hell yeah, it's Saturday night bloard. I've got the bottle of pinot open and a 6 inch veggie sub from subway, time to get absolutely wild me when I realize it's Saturday night and time to log on to bloard.com: [img]https://giant.gfycat.com/VigorousShamefulGalapagoshawk.gif[/img]
- i frequently dream that im waking up and doing my normal morning routine and then i wake up for real and get confused
- Leak a moog nude, that'll get the bloard babes hoardin'
- Bad idea: staying up all night partying with your friends Iffy idea: staying up a bit past curfew playing video games with your friends OK idea: getting to bed at a reasonable hour after having spent a wonderful evening with friends Better idea: hitting the hay by 10:00 PM after binge watching your favorite Netflix original series. You answered the phone when your dad called. Good idea: you're in bed by 9:00 PM having avoided all human contact for the past 24 hours. You let your dad's call go to voicemail even though you haven't spoken to or seen him in 2 months and you live about 3 miles apart. The longer you're able to go without talking to your family, the harder it is to reach out. Why can't they just go ahead and die already?
- My friends, it seems, today, that I would be twenty one yearsss of age.
- I'm eating Little Erik's cake too, but it's not to own libs. It's because I love to eat old food and get sick. I think it's fun.
- Coo Kingdad42, all the peeps w/ minds I admire have generally gone to the loony bin a fucking routine sounds like a great life someday i'll get to my essay on nomadic post-humanistic ecology and Slothrop The gods died they died laughing when one God proclaimed himself the only god
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7103] spoony bard [/quote] *lulz gamer-ly*