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- when you scratch your ankies after taking off socks when you put some meatball
- I noticed I was left off the list and that can only mean I am already your friend
- Bloard Is where I want to be but I guess that I'm already there
- bumping this thread from the last page hehe.. you can call me a 'thread necromancer' xD
- i trained a hyper-intelligent hog to + good bloard posts for me but then he +ed this one and i had to have him put down
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fjust-trying-to-kill-a-little-time%2Fposts%2F3720] dip is in the oven [/quote] why are you in the oven? [quote=jessica;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fjust-trying-to-kill-a-little-time%2Fposts%2F3722] Hey I have a few minutes before I eat the dip [/quote] why are you eating joop?
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fever-met-a-fellow-bloarder%2Fposts%2F285] congrats OP on having your post liked by every single registered bloard member [/quote] You mean there are only 7? The richness of the few had me believing there were many many more obsequious bitches!!! Fatuous cunts!!! oh my, pardon reethpect Lagrima Puerto Rican Mafia in effect
- im visiting jerry's crystal prison every few weeks and showing him the fish i caught in my Black Bass Lure Fishing game for the Gameboy [img]https://i.imgur.com/FcOOEND.png[/img]
- thank you for these kind words Bappi i hope you enjoy the complementary Bloard posting-peanuts that have been sitting in the rain for 5-7 weeks
- not to me... EDIT: i wanted to clarify that i meant "not funny to me." i know bloard man wasn't jacking off to me. that would be presumptuous EDIT2: were you jacking off to me?
- I think im going to like it here. i cant wait to post "good morning" in the good morning thread tomorrow morning
- personally i dont make much noise pissing besides the occasional "mmm..." but part of my goals for 2018 is to be more accepting of other peoples preferences and behaviors. so all the best,
- expanding operations: tire flaps printed with a sexey lady and the word bloard in a seductive caligraphic font. alternatively truck nuts brand bloard-nutz
- You’re bloardvited to join jerrychat. A state of the art extended bloard experience. [url]https://discord.gg/eQGxTb[/url]
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-that-gets-locked-after-one-person-posts-in-it%2Fposts%2F12471] Lmao what a noob move. I thought that was the joke the whole time when i saw it was in gbs smh [/quote] fuck him up, derek
- hell, now i know how you make all those crazy ass posts... high on freaking crack!!
- When i got da blues I go to thee best restaurant get me some prime steak potaoes n shit, drank some chardiney then a stacked sunday for dessert, ha ha 2 sundays, then go to the soup kitchen w/ community (people to talk to) get a glass a water, sit there and when someone asks me why i'm not eating I tell them, Yes sir good times!!!
- I found a new book called "instructions" and it came with a full game of hungry hippos. Its a little hard to understand but if youre looking for a challenge i would reccomend
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3mCjC7tCy8[/youtube]
- [quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fkisses-your-belly%2Fposts%2F13464] slapping my belly and laughing :) [/quote] smbl
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbumper-sticker-ideas%2Fposts%2F13859] co-exist but its all the video game console and company symboles all together in harmony [/quote] [img]https://peacemonger.org/assets/images/CS259---Coexist-Gaming-Parody-Sticker.jpg[/img]
- (Verse 1) Yo, it's a tale of pixels and smells, Where gamers thrive and diaper dwells. In the world of screens, where battles rage, There's a secret weapon for every stage. Button mashing, joystick flying, But when nature calls, there's no denying. In the midst of quests and epic fights, There's a diaper waiting to ignite. (Chorus) Gaming hard, poopin' harder, In a stinky diaper, no need to falter. Level up, drop a load, In the virtual world, it's a secret code. (Verse 2) In dungeons deep and worlds unknown, Where heroes rise and legends are sown. But when that rumble comes to play, There's a diaper to save the day. No time for breaks, no time to stall, Just drop it like it's hot, answer the call. In the realm of games, where stories unfold, There's a stinky secret, hiding in your hole. (Chorus) Gaming hard, poopin' harder, In a stinky diaper, no need to falter. Level up, drop a load, In the virtual world, it's a secret code. (Bridge) Some may laugh, some may scorn, But when you're gaming, it's your sworn. To conquer foes and save the day, Even if it means in a stinky way. (Verse 3) So let the games rage on, let the battles begin, With your diaper on, you're bound to win. No need to worry, nothing to fear, When you're gaming hard and having a beer. So embrace the smell, embrace the funk, In the world of games, you're never sunk. With your controller in hand and your diaper on tight, You'll conquer all, with all your might. (Chorus) Gaming hard, poopin' harder, In a stinky diaper, no need to falter. Level up, drop a load, In the virtual world, it's a secret code.
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10434] “I’ve been walking around for 15 minutes without seeing any employees to help me. Is something wrong here? Hello?” I said this 32 times in the store before leaving. On the way out I threw a punch at the cashier, I missed but he got the message. 3/10. [/quote] dont let the damn door hit your ass on the way out too, buddy
- i wanna fuck joe biden i wanna bust inside him grab him by the hips kiss him on the lips im soppin at the cob slobbin on his knob i want you biden baby you drivin me so crazy i wanna fuck joe biden
- I'm going to the gym tonight in my continuing efforts to get huge. why get huge, you ask? because being big is better than being small. everybpdy knows that
- fmeh. it's my birthday
