Shoot snooby out of a canon in a really public place. In my vision he's wearing all green with a cape that says "I'ts all on bloard baby" and while flying gracefully through the air, he shouts "Go on Bloard.com"
Think you're up to that snooby?
blandkidneystone
Call me BlanDy
- I dreamed that I lost a tooth and instead of the tooth fairy, hillips came to my room
- Just took my shirt off because I thought Brexit finally happened turns out I was wrong so I put it back on in shame as my close relatives and friends stared in disbelief. I felt like a failure, like all I had ever done leading up to it was no longer worth it, needless to say I wanted to die. Right then and there a tear rolled down my face and as those who I thought cared for me laughed as I ran away to my masterbation shed. Id just like to say that taking your shirt off isn't always freeing because now I'm locked in my shed left forever to think about that day.
- Ant mcpartlin was allegedly a bloader turns out he couldn't keep up with the creative genius on here and resorted to drink driving
- Grab two friends and do the bloard dance. If they refuse, then give 'em a good old bloard stare down until they piss their pants and post.
- HAha tHis PlACe SucKS I'm GOInG tO "Nernip''s department store" It has everything I need for a happy home and happy life *smiles at the camera*
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6327] Three ants wearing a trench coat walk into a car dealership. The dealer says "Open that thing up, I don't trust like that" but the ants can't do it because then their true nature is revealed. What do they do in this situation so that they can still buy the treasured 1997 Nissan Altima and not get killed or removed from the property? [/quote] Eric Antre
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F6208] new swearword i thought of: jfuck. feel free to use it π [/quote] jfuck your new word
- [quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8129] Letβs team up to bloard the hell out of these boys [/quote] Let's do it, let's kill beefsnack ππ
- Any artistic bloaders should make a giant painting in the street, attract a crowd and once youre done just add "BLOARD.COM" over the top in large green letters
- I'm using mammal brain to excrete my fecal matter in the street without feeling guilty
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7860] bull shit. check the horny bloard then come back and tell me that π [/quote] We don't speak of that here
- My first theory concerns the bloardman, an old fan favourite should we say. I believe he is secretly the creator of bloard. As his name suggests he is the "man" of bloard symbolising him as the dominant male figure of bloard. Each and every bloader has a story about how they found bloard, except him suggesting he could have created the site. If this theory is correct I urge the bloardman to come forward so we can praise this special human being. If not then this was a waste of 10 minutes.
- Leak a moog nude, that'll get the bloard babes hoardin'
- I found a new book called "instructions" and it came with a full game of hungry hippos. Its a little hard to understand but if youre looking for a challenge i would reccomend
- Doctor, its awful. I'm posting on bloard again, please help π₯π£π’π
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgood-morning-thread%2Fposts%2F5791] Goodnight [/quote] Oh sorry wrong thread
- Everyday i look at this thread, find a crumb or two and continue in my quest to make the mona lisa out of those crumbs
- Im anti-ant but there is no point killing them off for even if they were all to die they simply do not carry enough flesh to be fed to the homeless
- Is this just a gender reveal thread
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcustomer-research%2Fposts%2F6551] what happened to yoshifan btw? [/quote] He went to sauce in the tub
- i poured the milk .... *whispers with tears pouring out of eyes* before the cereal
- I haven't posted on bloard in so long that when I type the word "bloard" it autocorrects to board again smh
- Here is the link to a petition I started to have all of ant kind moved to the arctic to freeze until certain death, please show your support... https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=ms-android-hms-vf-gb&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=awswW4KSPKqQgAaW85eIBQ&q=banned+ants&oq=banned+ants&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-img.3...14362.16068..16502...2....127.1021.9j2......0....1.......3..0j35i39j0i67j0i24.nOumS31Gvuo%3D#imgrc=TBwHb0gqV5xVxM: