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oh god no... it's finally come out... my name is steve mcqueen and i make "my wife" jokes meta-unironically...

bees are sweet :) only hornets have wronged me

I've seen ball lightning but I've never seen a penis tornado

big FUP

set on the cough and look at mah phone

Coo Kingdad42, all the peeps w/ minds I admire have generally gone to the loony bin a fucking routine sounds like a great life someday i'll get to my essay on nomadic post-humanistic ecology and Slothrop The gods died they died laughing when one God proclaimed himself the only god

i'm smelling like a creature from the lost plains

Oh nuggets! Im back 'ere again

H-hey! Pick up those 5-10 year old dvds! Those are classic straight to home release films! Who do you think you are!!

If you can read this post, thank an ant

(reluctantly) . ...f-f-f-fuck...

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-beefsnack%2Fposts%2F10029] proof? [/quote] i have banished you from france

My friends, it seems, today, that I would be twenty one yearsss of age.

when you scratch your ankies after taking off socks when you put some meatball

australian states: sydney, the bush, perth,

no beefsnack s pretty cool. bug deal is a cool guy also. take it from me, i know these things. you dont have to believe yourself but you should believe me, hillips.

Little Erik and I are friends again.

Hit the Cherndog with some digits my man [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10625] One Time I watched Falling Down with a girl and she talked shit about it the whole movie so the next time we watched a movie together she picked Purple Rain and I talked shit about Prince the whole time and she didn't call me again. [/quote]

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i trained a hyper-intelligent hog to + good bloard posts for me but then he +ed this one and i had to have him put down

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F12925] dick cant come hard. have come soft. bros help [/quote] come here dude. We'll help.

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we cover peens in that chemical that turns purple when you pee in it or whatever

my advice is dont do it cos you will get cooties

fuck

I eat jesus every Sunday. Praise the lort

gaming, bloarding, jacking off, eating pizza. Nuff said

mate your post is random and crazy!! take the piss

baka 😈

Bagels for butts

I noticed I was left off the list and that can only mean I am already your friend

not to me... EDIT: i wanted to clarify that i meant "not funny to me." i know bloard man wasn't jacking off to me. that would be presumptuous EDIT2: were you jacking off to me?

a taste for bloard.

posting here for some "welcome back to bloard" +1s :)

bumping this thread from the last page hehe.. you can call me a 'thread necromancer' xD

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10443] H-hey! Pick up those 5-10 year old dvds! Those are classic straight to home release films! Who do you think you are!! [/quote] cant pick them up now, very busy, many thousands of customers wish to come to my store and i must serve them

thank you for these kind words Bappi i hope you enjoy the complementary Bloard posting-peanuts that have been sitting in the rain for 5-7 weeks

Look, we all know it's true: You're a fuckposter. That is to say, you're worse than the shittiest of shitposters. You fucking suck Titanic Ant dick. Really bad. Smelly. Shitty. Vile. That's what your posts are. You're the Hindenburg of failson fuckposter shitfellas, and it's plain for all eyes to see. When everyone notices your stupid idiot shit handle on the right hand side of the screen and the red "-> X new" next to the title, everyone shields both their eyes and noses. They can smell your unclean hangnails clack on your virgin Cherry MX's that you've spent your disappointed mother's husband's stepfather's retirement money on, and they can imagine your discoloured back sweat on your stained "Gamer Chair" which you bought by begging with teary bloodshot shitty eyes those idiots on Twitch to sub to you so you could get a couple extra $ for your failfuck shitstain fuckboy shithead fuckshit lifestyle of empty nothingness and halitosis which somehow emanates from every body cavity which we can all smell through our monitors, you worthless fucking shitfuck. My god, look at you. There's no fucking hope, whatsoever. It's pathetic, it's sad, and we're all very, very sorry you exist every time we're reminded that you exist by you fuckson failboy fartposts. How are you going to get out of this one? More importantly, is it worth it? We can smell your farty tears rolling down you enormous, acne-cratered face as you read this. It's so fucking sad. It's SO sad. I'm crying as I write this, in fact. How will you stop fucking up with every heartbeat pumping your fartblood through your shitveins? Well, we're here to talk about it. We're here to talk about YOU. That's right, about the 300-lb bag of dogshit reading this RIGHT NOW. You are the star of the show now, you hulking mistake. We're talking about how you fucked up. About how you smell so bad the shower has to take a shower every time you remember you have a bathroom. We're talking about your fuckson failboyposts. It's all you. It's on you. We're staring at you. We can smell you. We're waiting. We're sorry. Anyway, hope that helps. Thanks for checking out the self-help thread 👀