Funny story! so i was at work and I see some guy browsing bloard!!! 😮 i was like damn i wonder which one of my favourite bloarders he is? maybe swann? however i didnt talk to him, he closed the page when he noticed i was watching him, and pretended to be working... 😒 then the other day i was on the bus and i see some old lady using it on her tablet! i was like woah what are the odds??? i was about to ask her about it but when she noticed me she shut it off and acted like she had no idea what i was talking about! so later that day i went into an internet café... not one, not two, but three bloarders!! i was like ok this is getting crazy... there are at the most 7 people who use bloard and you're telling me i've met more than half of them already... yeah right... but the funny thing was when they noticed me, they all turned off their laptops and got the heck out of there!! ok i thought, now this is getting weird. 😖 this kept happening to me. i would see people on bloard.com everywhere i went, even people that wouldn't normally use the internet. everyone in my office, passers by on the street, bank tellers, supermarket cashiers, the pizza delivery guy, firefighters, my parents at one point, homeless people, and one time i even saw a toddler who had gotten a hold of their mum's phone using Bloard. but the amount of posts never went up. it stayed as slow as it had ever been, i couldnt find any evidence of there being more users, which must have meant they were just lurking(?) what made it creepier was that if they noticed me they would immediately close the page and start doing something else, almost like they didn't want me to see... i told myself i was just being paranoid 😕 that night i came home and settled into my normal routine of browsing bloard and eating cereal for dinner... i was in my kitchen, it was dark outside, and i swear i could feel like i was being watched. I was thinking about making a thread asking if there were any other bloarders in my area but i decided against it for some reason. anyway i was reading the 3 new posts from that day... i clicked the plus button on one that i thought was funny and i thought that i saw some movement in the darkness outside. i got up and looked out the window. it was dark as fuck but i could have sworn i saw shadows moving about outside my house and a faint murmuring noise, but when i tried to focus on them they were gone. i told myself i was just imagining things. so i go back to my computer and type up a short inconsequential post on some thread i dont remember which one it was. while typing i sensed the weird movement outside again but i ignored it. but as soon as i clicked send there was this horrible noise that filled the room, a kind of THUMP THUMP THUMP. i looked up and suddenly i could see dozens of people standing outside rhythmically banging on the windows. they were wearing hooded cloaks and were all chanting SHIT POST SHIT POST SHIT POST in perfect unison. basically i freaked the fuck out grabbed my laptop and ran down the hallway but i could see that they were standing outside every window of my house and even though it was dark i could tell there must have been a couple hundred of them, maybe even more. i fucking leg it upstairs as the banging gets louder and faster so i bolt into the bathroom lock the door and cower in the corner just praying for it to stop. then i hear a fucking cacophony of crashes and footsteps joining the chanting which has been steadily increasing in tempo and pitch and in my terror i realise they must have broken into my house somehow and were storming in searching every room for me. i was completely helpless hiding behind the shower curtain just waiting for them to discover me in here. so i opened up my laptop and started typing this. anyway my question is have you ever met a fellow bloarder or met up with another bloard user in real life after meeting on here?

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[img]http://i.imgur.com/w9NuEJF.gif[/img] heh

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fblind_bloard%2Ftopics%2F1f8f2116-34b7-4931-bc11-254b4841ece9%2Fposts%2F1573] (####) (#######) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) (########) _____ (#########) / \ (#########) |\/\/\/| /\ /\ /\ /\ \/\/ | (#########) | | | V \/ \---. .----/ \----. | (o)(o) (o)(o)(##) | | \_ / \ / C .---_) ,_C (##) | (o)(o) (o)(o) <__. .--\ (o)(o) /__. | |.___| /____, (##) C _) _C / \ () / | \__/ \ (#) | ,___| /____, ) \ > (C_) < /_____\ | | | / \ /----' /___\____/___\ /_____/ \ OOOOOO /____\ ooooo /| |\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ [/quote] i did a drawing of this one too, just for fun [img]http://i.imgur.com/EiHRMZz.png[/img]

it seems to be, that this is the state of affairs. everyone itt has a tiny head [img]http://i.imgur.com/JSPmCli.jpg[/img]

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how's bloard.... how's bloard... [img]http://i.imgur.com/tQmADuT.jpg[/img]

◼◼◻◻◻◻◻◻◻◻ 20% - ACCESSING BLOARD MAIN FRAME... ◼◼◼◻◻◻◻◻◻◻ 30% - BYE PASSING SECURITY PROTOCOL'S... ◼◼◼◼◼◼◻◻◻◻ 60% - LEAPING ACROSS QUALITY POSTS IN 3D TRON-STYLE ENVIRONMENT... ◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◻ 90% - POWER CYCLING ROUTER... ◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼ 100% - CONGRATULATIONS! BLOARD HACKED. DELIVERING MAIN-FRAME PAYLOAD... "COCK OF THE WALK" SUBROUTINE... [img]http://i.imgur.com/1i3woa7.gif[/img]

casual bloard user. go ahead, take your leave. you know where to find me. on bloard

if you're close enough to read this, you could have a go at sucking the cars exhaust pipe like its a cock

[quote=derekloserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-username-squatting%2Fposts%2F2525] I tried to register derekloserbeam but it was already taken. 😡 [/quote] yeah cause you can only register your account once haha

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me seeing the pictuyre: meh, seen plenty hotter... me after being told she took the picture ironically: HUBBA HUBBBA!

😐🐔 💷😐 😐 🐓 💷 😐 😐 🐓💷 😐 😐 💷🐓 😐 😐 💷 🐓 😐 😀💷 🍗☺

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"Oh great, more bloard posts to read..." (said sarcastically) [img]http://i.imgur.com/e9WFMAp.jpg[/img] MBFRW (My Bloard Face Reaction When)

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Vz5twr7.png[/img]

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i built a Sand Castle _ 🚩 _ / |_| |_| \ / \ /__________\

(see's the five +s on the snowman post and plusses appear in my eyes like dollar signs) ouuuhhh guys how do i stop my avatars appendage from ryhtmically contracting... help...! ☺

it's becoming clear that if bloard is going to support its heinous hosting costs we're going to need to attract new users to click the banner ads and supply valuable user data to advertisers. so, let's brainstorm ways of getting more bloarders on bloard. ⛄ if anyone has one of those planes that make chemtrail writing they could try that. but don't do that if you don't know how to fly a plane because it could be dangerous. ⛄ mutter "bloard", "bloard dot com" and "thats bloard for you" under your breath weirdly when you're at bus stops and the post office. people will take notice and get curious. ⛄ make iron-on bloard tshirts and donate them to charity shops and thrift stores ⛄ obtain a prototype copy of the completed but unreleased Mean Girls Nintendo DS tie-in game and hack the ROM so that Cady, Gretchen, Regina and Janice are having conversations about bloard threads and their favourite bloard posters and then distribute the ROM onto the internet

there are three simple rules to abide to when using bloard 1. no f*cking swears... ever 2. there ARE NO RULES! 3. Every 48 hours the user with the lowest number of points on their posts dies

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F2459] ive decided to take up smoking [/quote] i don't think thats a very wise decision. you shouldn't start smoking in case you become addicted and suffer health problems

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freplace-a-letter-in-a-movies-title-with-the-number-8%2Fposts%2F3275] se8en [/quote] i said replace a letter dumbass

[img]http://i.imgur.com/aGLFi7P.jpg[/img]

wow i guess you two really are blind!

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bASICALLY THE CHUCK NORIS OF TWITTER,

this confirms my theory that the president is actually 3 people acting as one... mr barcack, mr hussen, and mr obama...

hey guys, there's this christmas cracker joke I got that I've been thinking about for a while now, and I'd like to share with you guys the Top 3 Reasons this Christmas Cracker Joke is Strange and/or Fu***d up... please tell me what you think!!! Here is the christmas cracker joke in question. I found it in a draw and now its on the corkboard in my bedroom, sorry for the image quality [img]http://i.imgur.com/zTR0NYeh.jpg[/img] "HERE WE GO... LET'S GO!" 🎅 [b]number three: spooky subject matter[/b] 🎃 why is the joke about ghosts if its in a christmas product. hey, call me old fashioned, but ghosts and other spooky phenomenon have their own holiday and it ain't xmas. unless this is a spirit is of the holy variety (i.e. j chriddy himself, son of The Big Daddy thats right, Are Father who Arts in Heaven) it has no place being at the crimbo table. "it's a h'ween howler, not a christmas crack-'em-up" "BUT WE'R JUST GETTING STARTED" 🍝 [b]number two: what is goulash[/b] 🍲 so i understand that gouglash is a portmanure of ghoul and goulash. but what the fuck is goulash anyway. im not googling it but it sounds revolting, like the kind of thing that kingdad would have wrapped in tin foil in the back of his fridge. absolutely disgusting... i dont' want to hear about it. especially upon the Dec. 25th, where holesome, Christian Foods such as turkey and nutt roast's are on the table...! [quote]before we get to the grand finale (number one) here are some honorable mentions that didn't make the cut![/quote]ghosts =/= ghoulss, ghosts dont need 2 eat, ghouls aren't real, ghosts can eat more than one thing if they wanted to, ghosts cant actually eat anything because they are incorporeal, ghosts aren't real "IT's THE BIG ONE!!" 📝 [b]number one: spellin' spoofs & goofs[/b] 📒 i dont mean to point the big finger but whoever typed up this joke totally curled out a steamer. although it sounds like they understood the joke itself, when it comes to the spelling of either ghoul, goulash "or maybe both" they were tragically misinformed. I just don't understand where the second g in "Gouglash" came from. also, the "h" after the "g" in "ghoul" has disappeared, which is the only letter that informs you that it's referring the ghouls, a vital step in making the joke "click" with the reader. well, that about sums it up in a nutshell! thankyou for joining me on this journey everyone! i hope we all learnt a thing or two and had fun along the way! [b]SEE TOU NEXT YEAR!!![/b]

[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdereklaserbeam-murder-conspiracy-thread%2Fposts%2F337] torture motherfucker, torture! I say we strap him to a chair and play the top selling musician in the world, Kenny G, while reading that top selling plebian "author" Stephen King then we suck his fuckin cock while fingering his fuckin asshole!!!! I am the wrath of God, who's with me!!!!!!! [/quote] Nice try Derek. No-one's going to do that shit with you you sick freak

NOT!!! you fucking normies! dont you dare do any of that shit in this thread. or else... 👊😁 or else you're get punched.

sorry maam, but we are only just beginning to discover how deep this rabbit hole goes. we'll never see your son again, i'm afraid. what are you doing tonight

[img]https://i.imgur.com/iNWjtYY.png[/img]

mister spigetti, sorry you aren't getting the plusses you so desperately crave. have you tried saying you eat ants?

this thread is now closed

what does it say. im not a old school bloarder so it wont show me

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[url]https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/who-runs-this-sight[/url] [url]https://bloard.com/bloards/fuck/topics/new-meme[/url] "some times, knowlegde is right in front of you. and some times? the last place you'll look ." -hillips

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv3sHejy_sc[/youtube] im feel especially retarted for not adding snoopies etc etc