Funny story! so i was at work and I see some guy browsing bloard!!! 😮 i was like damn i wonder which one of my favourite bloarders he is? maybe swann? however i didnt talk to him, he closed the page when he noticed i was watching him, and pretended to be working... 😒 then the other day i was on the bus and i see some old lady using it on her tablet! i was like woah what are the odds??? i was about to ask her about it but when she noticed me she shut it off and acted like she had no idea what i was talking about! so later that day i went into an internet café... not one, not two, but three bloarders!! i was like ok this is getting crazy... there are at the most 7 people who use bloard and you're telling me i've met more than half of them already... yeah right... but the funny thing was when they noticed me, they all turned off their laptops and got the heck out of there!! ok i thought, now this is getting weird. 😖 this kept happening to me. i would see people on bloard.com everywhere i went, even people that wouldn't normally use the internet. everyone in my office, passers by on the street, bank tellers, supermarket cashiers, the pizza delivery guy, firefighters, my parents at one point, homeless people, and one time i even saw a toddler who had gotten a hold of their mum's phone using Bloard. but the amount of posts never went up. it stayed as slow as it had ever been, i couldnt find any evidence of there being more users, which must have meant they were just lurking(?) what made it creepier was that if they noticed me they would immediately close the page and start doing something else, almost like they didn't want me to see... i told myself i was just being paranoid 😕 that night i came home and settled into my normal routine of browsing bloard and eating cereal for dinner... i was in my kitchen, it was dark outside, and i swear i could feel like i was being watched. I was thinking about making a thread asking if there were any other bloarders in my area but i decided against it for some reason. anyway i was reading the 3 new posts from that day... i clicked the plus button on one that i thought was funny and i thought that i saw some movement in the darkness outside. i got up and looked out the window. it was dark as fuck but i could have sworn i saw shadows moving about outside my house and a faint murmuring noise, but when i tried to focus on them they were gone. i told myself i was just imagining things. so i go back to my computer and type up a short inconsequential post on some thread i dont remember which one it was. while typing i sensed the weird movement outside again but i ignored it. but as soon as i clicked send there was this horrible noise that filled the room, a kind of THUMP THUMP THUMP. i looked up and suddenly i could see dozens of people standing outside rhythmically banging on the windows. they were wearing hooded cloaks and were all chanting SHIT POST SHIT POST SHIT POST in perfect unison. basically i freaked the fuck out grabbed my laptop and ran down the hallway but i could see that they were standing outside every window of my house and even though it was dark i could tell there must have been a couple hundred of them, maybe even more. i fucking leg it upstairs as the banging gets louder and faster so i bolt into the bathroom lock the door and cower in the corner just praying for it to stop. then i hear a fucking cacophony of crashes and footsteps joining the chanting which has been steadily increasing in tempo and pitch and in my terror i realise they must have broken into my house somehow and were storming in searching every room for me. i was completely helpless hiding behind the shower curtain just waiting for them to discover me in here. so i opened up my laptop and started typing this. anyway my question is have you ever met a fellow bloarder or met up with another bloard user in real life after meeting on here?

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fblind_bloard%2Ftopics%2F1f8f2116-34b7-4931-bc11-254b4841ece9%2Fposts%2F1573] (####) (#######) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) (########) _____ (#########) / \ (#########) |\/\/\/| /\ /\ /\ /\ \/\/ | (#########) | | | V \/ \---. .----/ \----. | (o)(o) (o)(o)(##) | | \_ / \ / C .---_) ,_C (##) | (o)(o) (o)(o) <__. .--\ (o)(o) /__. | |.___| /____, (##) C _) _C / \ () / | \__/ \ (#) | ,___| /____, ) \ > (C_) < /_____\ | | | / \ /----' /___\____/___\ /_____/ \ OOOOOO /____\ ooooo /| |\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ [/quote] i did a drawing of this one too, just for fun [img]http://i.imgur.com/EiHRMZz.png[/img]

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it seems to be, that this is the state of affairs. everyone itt has a tiny head [img]http://i.imgur.com/JSPmCli.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/w9NuEJF.gif[/img] heh

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thats a cool sticker d. must be hard to find a holocaust survivor an ex slave in this day and age and then run them over with your car but i believe you

if you're close enough to read this, you could have a go at sucking the cars exhaust pipe like its a cock

how's bloard.... how's bloard... [img]http://i.imgur.com/tQmADuT.jpg[/img]

shrek saves the day at the end idiot.

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it's becoming clear that if bloard is going to support its heinous hosting costs we're going to need to attract new users to click the banner ads and supply valuable user data to advertisers. so, let's brainstorm ways of getting more bloarders on bloard. ⛄ if anyone has one of those planes that make chemtrail writing they could try that. but don't do that if you don't know how to fly a plane because it could be dangerous. ⛄ mutter "bloard", "bloard dot com" and "thats bloard for you" under your breath weirdly when you're at bus stops and the post office. people will take notice and get curious. ⛄ make iron-on bloard tshirts and donate them to charity shops and thrift stores ⛄ obtain a prototype copy of the completed but unreleased Mean Girls Nintendo DS tie-in game and hack the ROM so that Cady, Gretchen, Regina and Janice are having conversations about bloard threads and their favourite bloard posters and then distribute the ROM onto the internet

if you ever find yourself on [b]"Horny Bloard"[/b] immediately click the X at the top right corner of your browser. nothing good has ever come out of that place

I'm doing it, I'm doing it!!!!!! im doing the bloard dance!

hmmm i dunno. have you seen the one where derek says how he shit himself

i think you posted that in the wrong thread, this one is for fan [b]FICTION!!![/b]

jerry noooo now my pet anteaters going buck wild on my laptop trying to eat the anhddhgddiduehdhdhudhdheytwrrrqrqrqrrrwtssstts6663654664

[img]https://i.imgur.com/FJpeQHm.gif[/img]

uh oh someone get this guy a hogbulance lol. somebody dial nine hog hog!!!!

sees title "finally, BBQloard meetup" clicks thread "ahhh hh h maybe some other time[url=https://i.imgur.com/1BLter8.png] 😔[/url]

pretty sure that there are numbers on the number line that are still undiscovered. sounds crazy right? well, have a look at this. 23, 24, 25, 26, ???, 28, 29, ???, ???, ???, 33, ??? big gaps. i don't think we know all the numbers yet... i don't think we're even [b]close.[/b]

this thread is about the uk which is madebup of countries such as England and Wales. make posts about UK culture here. why not try using some slang from the uk. "cheerio"

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1cy0kYX.png[/img]

higly sophisticated super coputer

blocking orgamecha is actually the bravest thing someone can do

imagine how owned one of you would be if you posted a real picture of yourself in here, and then i posted about how you have funny ears or a wrinkled forehead or something. and it gets like 7 +s. "boy fuck outta here with that philtrum. posting in here lookin like a damn easter island head and shit" from then on no matter what the topic of the thread was people would only reply to your posts with the offending picture, maybe cropped or photoshopped to highlight the unusual aspect of your appearance, and you would be instantly and throroughly owned every time. thered be no escaping from it. when you finally decide youve had enough youd quietly stop posting, then log in on a new account two months later, pretend to be a new user, maybe even join the rest of the website in mocking the now infamous picture so no-one suspects that its really you. now that would be funny as fuck and all in good taste

theyre closed on sundays at the hair place

hiya guys. this page, each word only FOUR text part okay. zero typo!!! okay? cool, lets post. obey them rule.

what these bloarders may lack in prolificacy they make up for in obscurity, yet there is a strange dignity in their approach.... because the stars that bloard twice as bright bloard for half as long..... [url=https://www.bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/oooh-lume/posts/5737]💩[/url] SHIT TIER [url=https://www.bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/oooh-lume/posts/5737]💩[/url] [url=https://bloard.com/bloards/thereisnogod/topics/i-found-a-few-bugs-on-this-website/posts/5226]sign_up[/url] [url=https://bloard.com/users/durbeyfield]durbeyfield[/url] 😞 LOW TIER 😞 [url=https://bloard.com/users/cumhound]cumhound[/url] [url=https://bloard.com/users/banjowigwam]banjowigwam[/url] [url=https://bloard.com/users/thegreatoxter]TheGreatOxter[/url] [url=https://bloard.com/users/ennillumine]ennillumine[/url] [url=https://bloard.com/users/clickblipclick]clickblipclick[/url] 😌 MID TIER 😌 [url=https://bloard.com/users/blo-wh-ard]blo(wh)ard[/url] [url=https://bloard.com/users/murt]murt[/url] [url=https://bloard.com/users/a23784337]a23784337[/url] [url=https://bloard.com/users/good_guy69]Good_guy69[/url] [url=https://bloard.com/users/harold]harold[/url] 😩 HIGH TIER 😩 [url=https://bloard.com/users/vacalinta]vacalinta[/url] [url=https://bloard.com/users/catfacejoe]catfacejoe[/url] [url=https://bloard.com/users/blurp]blurp[/url] 🐝 GOD TIER 🐝 [url=https://bloard.com/users/chasingtornadoes]chasingtornadoes[/url]

2016 me: Um.... okay?? we're just gonna let this guy go around posting whatever random sh*t cr*p he feels like. alrighty then! 2018 me: (fucking bitch burgers) damn.... swann was right

this is the summer you cut a guys arm freaking off. what the heck! thats not badass its just being rude. march your butt over to pigfoots and apologise! 😡

(i walk in with a bowl of mixed grapes) hey guys i brought green and red grapes we could do the blind grape taste test where you have to guess what colour you g-(everyone is wearing cartoon character onesies and shitting into the same corner) ummm! O__O

that would be well epic mate, fucking legend. would so love it if you did that to me pal. i guess if you put thousands of dollars into a gofundme to get one of the mods' gf out of jail they just let you do whatever you want on here? haha love it

[quote=derekloserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-username-squatting%2Fposts%2F2525] I tried to register derekloserbeam but it was already taken. 😡 [/quote] yeah cause you can only register your account once haha

ANT N🐜N TNA

in my dream there was a big DOOM map making contest that was extremely popular and everyone was talking about it... but then there was a big controversy because someone had the link to their DOOM wad taken off facebook because it had the word "queef" in the title. this was a really big deal for some reason and that fucking rat mark zuckerberg had to appear in court again because of it

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] must feel terrible to have peaked so early

Ive thrown up 3 posts today which is alot for me. Which is good so it means i will be able to sleep peacefully with out tossing and turning in my slumber. Posting is like standing underneath a gentle cleansing waterfall wearing nothing but a white tshirt and brightly coloured crocks

graphics made on computer that you have downloaded, or made yourself??? one i found online: [img]https://i.imgur.com/fgDaMwl.png[/img] i made: [img]https://i.imgur.com/yIhcScW.png[/img] Now it's your turn.

listen to this every one. if you open up someones avatar you get a url like https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/22/avatar.png and the number before avatar.png i think is assigned when you sign up, so i signed up before erik so mine is 33 but his is 99. anyway it turns out bloardmans number is...... [url=https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/2/avatar.jpg]TWO![/url]!! so who is user 1??