okay nice. h-hey wait [img]https://i.imgur.com/aK4bpBT.gif[/img] hillips wtf man

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235941981111451648/476930954963714059/fallon.png[/img] used to do this thing on facebook where i'd tell hoht girls im an art and then feed off their dispointment

[img]https://i.imgur.com/BGSHqnX.png[/img] hmm i have my suspicios this post is not from amber,.. i'll have to send it to the lab for further analysis

the ants got steven hawking

an adult pony is called a ponald

I've been doing some detective work around Bloard to look for evidence regarding a hunch I've had for some time now. This may come as a shock to some, but I have firm raisin to believe this "littleerik" guy is actually an ant colony attempting to create an online persona in order to infiltrate our homes. There are several reasons I believe this: He is never not around ants. He is able to get close enough to other ants to take a clear picture, indicating he is trusted by his colony brethren, and even showers with them. He also seems to have complex knowledge of the behavioral traits of ants. I could have passed all of these points as coincidental until I found out about his "special hole in the woods" where be buries his fallen comrades. Let this be a warning, if littleerik asks you where the garbage goes when it leaves your house; for the sake of our kind do not tell him.

more like doodoo hands luke

ANCE

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8363] beefsnack why are you so mean? [/quote] beef jerky

[img]https://i.imgur.com/vlDR0En.png[/img] i traded a bag of shredded cheese for this card back in the day 😁 lol marcus enjoy your mozzarella you dumb ape

we grow a new cannabis strain called Purple Bloard and get snoop doog to endorse it. get him to say "hey that's good" or something and we can make little green weed cookies and call em plus ones

jerry gave my dog ringworm

Spaghetti but the sauce is on the inside

*Moog enters the fight!* *Moog uses hog breath* *Deals 13 dmg* nuthin personelle >:)

I saw 2 of squirl today

only four? very easy. cant make this more hard?

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7344] uncalled for [/quote] sorry everone i really messeed up this time 😔 think im gonna take a break from the swearing trhread for an while

damn, aint that true! good wife wont make talk like "shut down that dumb site". good wife make sure like each post here. even when four days pass with none post. self rule: crap wife gets down vote.

[img]https://www.tcc-chaokoh.com/themes/default/asset/images/logo.png[/img]

this is gonna go viral

we've never gotten the rats to work on this site

you can silance me but thousands of us know the thruth

officer please i didnt know she was an ant

fuck, some body here reek like shit moog will only post this once: hold your poop. find rest room, THEN post some four-made words. cant find some loos? bush will work just fine. just dont shit near here. else moog will drop shit down your oven

We all know it, Bloardman's gone spending his bloard bucks in Tijuana flogging hookers and funding his mecha tank construction... He's forgotten all about us! It's time we appoint someone new to the role of big bloard dog. Has to be someone dutiful and capable of unwavering leadership. Someone who can direct this ironic slosh pit into some form of orchestrated autism. If you think you're the bloarder for the job, let us know why. Election day is Saturday, August 31 and whoever accumulates the most greenie weenies is the new president of Bloard!

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10484] Oh boy! First day on the job, can’t wait to start 😁 [/quote] you'll be a good fit kid, here let me show you da ropes *lays down on the ground and goes to sleep*

very true, eggs will heal sick, mend your ouch, even grow your eye's mind. they come with many good part: yolk, part that look like milk goop when cook, thin hard side (dont bite this). make eggs with your beck fast each day, grow huge like mike. have food diet, cant have eggs? hurl some eggs onto cars! give much glee when toss onto cars door. dont tell cops you'd hear that from moog.

saturde night you know im think in bout thos beans...

you said scroat milk

[img]https://i.imgur.com/IrAWQjI.png[/img] whys this mf cat got a pussy tho. just noticed

Tony Hawk's Hentai Heroes

skump pump

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well boys 😥 guess is all over 😩 i goota call my mom 😨 tell her that i lost it all 😫 i'll be on the streats soon 😪 roasting rats on a garbage fire 🐭 sucking pennies out of the sidewalk cracks 😱 just to put gas in my kids 😭 trading gum for smokes with the other ex bloaders 🙊 around town and we'll talk 😦aboit the times 🕐 we tooted an blamed it on luigi 😔 maybe ill trade in my upbloards ❎ for a bag of crsisp 🇬🇧 and a sodie bottle

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1ZAHt2J.png[/img] a 3d render of your favort bloard star

sometimes i'll be browsing bloard at my local Target without my security computer sock on i know i know bad opsec but it's hard to eat popcorn with iit. a couple times some people i know have seen me and asked what im doing and i say something along the lines of " am crafting a post that will earn me a spot in valhalla with the greats of bloard" and they start bitching "jesus christ hes talkin about board again" but i just ignore em. though one time my buddy read a hillips post and laughed so hard he swallowed a tooth so he made an account and posted twice

each one a these guys is a tasy treat or a snippy little buddy and i just got way too many of em haha love em but they're ruining my life hahaha they killed my plants and got inside the sofa so i had to cut it open please just take a couple home with you haha please [img]http://localboysgigharbor.com/images/prods/29448.jpg[/img]

i found bloard after falling into a river behind my grandfathers pizza shack. i was carried downstream into a lake and almost drowned but i was saved by a bloard user who asked not to be mentioned by name in this post. Im not sure what this place is or how to get out, but i'll just say i kinda like it here. we'll, gotta blast! *rolls away with mighty gusto and disappears behind the moon*

oi wots the toyme then guv? 12 bong? bollocks me, would anyone loyke some cheeky bangers and mash before we're off to praise the queen?