the ants got steven hawking

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235941981111451648/476930954963714059/fallon.png[/img] used to do this thing on facebook where i'd tell hoht girls im an art and then feed off their dispointment

I've been doing some detective work around Bloard to look for evidence regarding a hunch I've had for some time now. This may come as a shock to some, but I have firm raisin to believe this "littleerik" guy is actually an ant colony attempting to create an online persona in order to infiltrate our homes. There are several reasons I believe this: He is never not around ants. He is able to get close enough to other ants to take a clear picture, indicating he is trusted by his colony brethren, and even showers with them. He also seems to have complex knowledge of the behavioral traits of ants. I could have passed all of these points as coincidental until I found out about his "special hole in the woods" where be buries his fallen comrades. Let this be a warning, if littleerik asks you where the garbage goes when it leaves your house; for the sake of our kind do not tell him.

we grow a new cannabis strain called Purple Bloard and get snoop doog to endorse it. get him to say "hey that's good" or something and we can make little green weed cookies and call em plus ones

[img]https://i.imgur.com/vlDR0En.png[/img] i traded a bag of shredded cheese for this card back in the day 😁 lol marcus enjoy your mozzarella you dumb ape

I saw 2 of squirl today

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7344] uncalled for [/quote] sorry everone i really messeed up this time 😔 think im gonna take a break from the swearing trhread for an while

ant farmer

bup

[img]http://cdn3.collective-evolution.com/assets/uploads/2017/10/CNN-759x475.jpg[/img] A popular new Internet "challenge" has begun to circulate on social media recently wherein teens are subjecting themselves to dangerous, and potentially lethal amounts of +1s. Reports of related medical emergencies have skyrocketed, and as the trend continues to grow, parents are urged to limit the exposure of +1s to children. A public health announcement has been made by the Bloarders Safety Association that while low amounts of +1s pose no risk, extremely concentrated doses of 12 or more may be life threatening and require immediate medical attention. It is unclear as to how the fad was started, but we have this bloard user with us to explain more about the situation:

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1ZAHt2J.png[/img] a 3d render of your favort bloard star

sometimes i'll be browsing bloard at my local Target without my security computer sock on i know i know bad opsec but it's hard to eat popcorn with iit. a couple times some people i know have seen me and asked what im doing and i say something along the lines of " am crafting a post that will earn me a spot in valhalla with the greats of bloard" and they start bitching "jesus christ hes talkin about board again" but i just ignore em. though one time my buddy read a hillips post and laughed so hard he swallowed a tooth so he made an account and posted twice

only four? very easy. cant make this more hard?

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5828] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9T4dz2P.png[/img] [/quote] 👀

i found bloard after falling into a river behind my grandfathers pizza shack. i was carried downstream into a lake and almost drowned but i was saved by a bloard user who asked not to be mentioned by name in this post. Im not sure what this place is or how to get out, but i'll just say i kinda like it here. we'll, gotta blast! *rolls away with mighty gusto and disappears behind the moon*

oi wots the toyme then guv? 12 bong? bollocks me, would anyone loyke some cheeky bangers and mash before we're off to praise the queen?

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6230] 1.handberer 2. haha yeah 3. dancing hotdog 4. no ants here 😎 5. Yh 6. My own arm (to make an epic comeback bloard post) 7. Nope [/quote] for some reason the copmuter keeps matching you with just a regular mackerel and i dont do enough fishing to know why

i used to have dreams about pig people with pig heeads and people bodies and it used to scare the ass out of me now i have dreams where im getting electrocuted by lighting and blown up by bombs and they are significantly less scary than the pig lady, so all is well

in a thread with such banter we ready a rant that's sure to give cancer while answers are scant it's time to advance, we must take a stance what will we do about all the ants?

im in the pokemon go club at my library and most days i bloard from the gamestop wifi since theres one with 2 pokestops near it me and the crew like to stop (haha get it) by and talk to the girl employes theres 2 of them but one stay in the back i saw her once

often i have dreams where im not flying, but more like hovering frictionlessly slightly above the ground kind of similar to that crazy frog video [img]https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--TtXBmK1v--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/cy99k7hwkcxoqclsmrzs.png[/img] usually i cant stop and i crash into fences and shit but it's fun anyway

last night i dreamed of bloard. each post was a finely crafted work of elegance composed by some of history's greatest bloardsmen, and the witty replies flowed abundantly from their respective topics. i entered a thread and was greeted by joop smoking a pipe beside a large table covered in glimmering plus ones. he turned his electric dune buggy around to greet me with a wink, tossed a plus one my way and said "gonna need of these if you're want a to big bloard." i said okay and left to devise a post of my own when i felt a clammy, dripping hand grip weakly at my shoulder, and before i could turn around a voice told me that the posts i seek would come in time. i took a last look at those posts and woke up. i was sad that i could not stay, but then i logged onto bloard dot com and felt the sadness lift from my soul as i looked upon some of the very same threads that i had been so enraptured by in my dream. i closed my eyes and went back to sleep, excited for the posts that have yet to be written

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6284] Shitty poem. Sorry [/quote] here's one i've been working on: roses are red eat my but

i, four one, admire all the strong women on twitter who rally together to complain about men being dreadful tyrannical rapists while posting from their cell phone in their college dorm, all of which were paid for by their evil fathers

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F5586] your diary [/quote] oh my god

[img]https://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Alternate_2d46f2_6019073.jpg[/img]

i alredy saw this episode of bloard

[img]https://i.imgur.com/C1XcSS6.jpg[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/eQWuI9D.jpg[/img] thread derailedf

i siad good morning to the drive through lady at dunkin donguts this morning but she didnt say anything back she just handed me my drink and closed the window. did she not notice me? got me thinkin maybe im a ghost or something

sup guys i hacked bloard using sofisticated techniques that i will not explain but basipally bloardman will never see this post so dONT tell him. any way i was eating some tortellinis and it got me wonderin what like how many different pasta are there and do they all are good? there is the obvious ones like macaroni but in my studies i find people oft forget the humble rotini... id like to know what your favort noodle is and maybe post a noole that people just dont really even ever think about much

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-hottest-meme-of-the-year%2Fposts%2F5950] did u guys know steam from the shower can set off a smoke alarm? i learned that this morning. poor riley bear freaked the fuck out! [/quote] typical for photoelectric detectors. get yourself an ionization smoke alarm for your bathroom, they aren't sensitive to water vapor

Yes! oh my god, blandkidneystone i love you please sign my egg [img]http://media.safebee.com/assets/images/2015/4/hand%20holding%20egg.jpg.838x0_q67_crop-smart.jpg[/img]

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsecret-pasta-thre-ad-dont-tell-bloardman%2Fposts%2F7273] as moog on mother fucking crack when he wrote this??? [/quote] What kinda of pasta is that BTW they're parenthekeets not brackets this is a backet [🖕]

Tony Hawk's Hentai Heroes

hery jery

most of my abilities were honed thru rigorous training in an unlit bunker deep underground in arizona, during which my physical body was destroyed at a subatomic level and repaired through sheer mental power. i learned to capture a neutrino with my bare hands and split my body into 3 equal copies each an exact replica of the orinigal. but my greatest talent is knowing all the words to handlebars by flobots, song freaking owns

I am jerru and I will put a stop to this with my devastating ground pound attack

1. goblin 2. anime 2. portuguese 3. electro-sapien 4. vloggers

no choice. break my own ribs and ass to escape through the sink pipes

i must confess that i am pissed about not having super strength exoskeletal limb extensions that allow me to jump 8 feet and rip a truck tire in half. and when the technology is available i bet all my bulies will have them and i wont and i'll be even worse off hiding in the bathroom from a hovering robotic power suited dickhead trying to give me a ultra nougie down to the fuckin brainstem