the ants got steven hawking

I've been doing some detective work around Bloard to look for evidence regarding a hunch I've had for some time now. This may come as a shock to some, but I have firm raisin to believe this "littleerik" guy is actually an ant colony attempting to create an online persona in order to infiltrate our homes. There are several reasons I believe this: He is never not around ants. He is able to get close enough to other ants to take a clear picture, indicating he is trusted by his colony brethren, and even showers with them. He also seems to have complex knowledge of the behavioral traits of ants. I could have passed all of these points as coincidental until I found out about his "special hole in the woods" where be buries his fallen comrades. Let this be a warning, if littleerik asks you where the garbage goes when it leaves your house; for the sake of our kind do not tell him.

I saw 2 of squirl today

ant farmer

we grow a new cannabis strain called Purple Bloard and get snoop doog to endorse it. get him to say "hey that's good" or something and we can make little green weed cookies and call em plus ones

i found bloard after falling into a river behind my grandfathers pizza shack. i was carried downstream into a lake and almost drowned but i was saved by a bloard user who asked not to be mentioned by name in this post. Im not sure what this place is or how to get out, but i'll just say i kinda like it here. we'll, gotta blast! *rolls away with mighty gusto and disappears behind the moon*

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5828] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9T4dz2P.png[/img] [/quote] 👀

[img]http://cdn3.collective-evolution.com/assets/uploads/2017/10/CNN-759x475.jpg[/img] A popular new Internet "challenge" has begun to circulate on social media recently wherein teens are subjecting themselves to dangerous, and potentially lethal amounts of +1s. Reports of related medical emergencies have skyrocketed, and as the trend continues to grow, parents are urged to limit the exposure of +1s to children. A public health announcement has been made by the Bloarders Safety Association that while low amounts of +1s pose no risk, extremely concentrated doses of 12 or more may be life threatening and require immediate medical attention. It is unclear as to how the fad was started, but we have this bloard user with us to explain more about the situation:

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F5586] your diary [/quote] oh my god

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[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4948]This Little Erik guy is kind of a jerk! [/quote] How peculiar, I've had nothing but good experiences at Erik's gym. Last time I was there he fed me some of his homemade beef sticks while I ran on his human-sized hamster wheel. Unfortunately I had forgotten my water receptacle at home and all he had to offer to quench my thirst was a jar of pre-soviet era marinara sauce which he scooped into my mouth as I continued my workout. But ya can't be picky if ya want them gains am I right ahhaha

i siad good morning to the drive through lady at dunkin donguts this morning but she didnt say anything back she just handed me my drink and closed the window. did she not notice me? got me thinkin maybe im a ghost or something

[img]http://i.4cdn.org/v/1518594719042.gif[/img] [youtube]4MNAktk9ei8[/youtube]

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fyo-snoob-whats-up%2Fposts%2F5424] hey guys, where’s snooby? anybody seen snooby around? [/quote] i think he's in the pissing thread

ey whadup bloard its ya main man moog out here hopin everybody has a goold old 4/20 day may the ganga be loud and the purp be aggressive.! its like i always say smoke that GREEN until you die haha vapers unite 🔥📠 what are you weeders toking on today? note: i do not endlulge in the consumption of marijuna nor do i condone its use due to my religion

good morning my bloardholes

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nothing like some sexy tarsal claws in heels am i right 😤😩

this is a question philosophers have been pondering for millennia. what is bloard? what does it all mean? maybe it is the essence of a god who has abandoned us, serving as a reminder of our sins and a monument to our struggles. maybe bloard in itself is an entity we can't comprehend. perhaps it is better that we do not have an answer.

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5825] i caught my wife looking at bloard [/quote] post a pic of your wife so we can look at her

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5334] what is the objective of this game [/quote] Each player is secretly assigned a team at the start of the game. The two teams are the humans and the Cylons, and each team has a specific objective. The human players are trying to find the map to Earth, while the Cylon players simply want to annihilate the human race. Players win or lose with the other members of their team...but must figure out who they can trust in order to lead their team to victory. Or at least that's how we used to play it, not sure if those are the actual rules

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fblunt-bloard%2Fposts%2F5876] i’m smokeing huge cocks, two by two 😏 [/quote] he'll yeah party on brother

i used to play this game with my grammom [img]http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3476/3364510286_06259a5459.jpg[/img] fuckin sick. maybe she was ants too

you more of an ass guy or a mesothoracic spiracle kind of guy

kinda, i just wipe with a bar of soap and wash it off under the tap. its a two bird one stone deal because then my hands touch the soap and i dont gotta wash them

I will always remember the moment in Freddie Fish where [SPOILERS] you return the kelp seeds to Grandma Grouper and grow new kelp for everyone to enjoy. [/SPOILERS] Still brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-crumb-check-thread%2Fposts%2F5232] i have reason 2 believe that this thread is not as altruistic as it seems. in fact, my sources tell me this thread was authored by a colony of ants, which have taken control of hillips’ account! 🚨 🐜 [/quote] they're spreading. god help us all

last night i uncovered a gem [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=33&v=z9H1vzMaw3A[/youtube]

the wawa near me just got hot water yesterda so im gonna try that out today wish my lluck

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5229] plan to bring in new users with a “bloard rap” lyrics something like “i was up late night BLOARDIN!” and then there would probably be some more lyrics but im not sure [/quote] we can build off of this idea. i was up late night bloarding watching a recording of dereklaserbeam until morning because bloard dot com is the place to be, bloard dot com is the place for me

I'm all for a programming bloard let's get it poppin my daggerts

ugliest beaver i seen on a long time

bloard dot com bloard dot com peanut butta chocolate flavuhhh

i could never get past the flying brupper but i saw someone beat him in 22 seconds with the twag booster and ever since he's been a piece of cake

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5236] this is a pretty fucked up thing to say to a guy who smashes that mf plus button on your posts [/quote] i'm just calls it like i sees it

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F5386] Just ate some oat meal. Hang in there bd, we've almost made it to full immersion virtual reality and you can smooch anime babes four hours with only one second passing in the real world [/quote] my fuckin god

i hear fish milk helps with that

sometimes the crumbs are too many and i cant get out of couch without spilling them so if

for all i know you could have slobbed and slimed all ovver those muffins and they could be riddled with toxins1!! I'll take two