okay nice. h-hey wait [img]https://i.imgur.com/aK4bpBT.gif[/img] hillips wtf man

[img]https://i.imgur.com/BGSHqnX.png[/img] hmm i have my suspicios this post is not from amber,.. i'll have to send it to the lab for further analysis

the ants got steven hawking

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235941981111451648/476930954963714059/fallon.png[/img] used to do this thing on facebook where i'd tell hoht girls im an art and then feed off their dispointment

I've been doing some detective work around Bloard to look for evidence regarding a hunch I've had for some time now. This may come as a shock to some, but I have firm raisin to believe this "littleerik" guy is actually an ant colony attempting to create an online persona in order to infiltrate our homes. There are several reasons I believe this: He is never not around ants. He is able to get close enough to other ants to take a clear picture, indicating he is trusted by his colony brethren, and even showers with them. He also seems to have complex knowledge of the behavioral traits of ants. I could have passed all of these points as coincidental until I found out about his "special hole in the woods" where be buries his fallen comrades. Let this be a warning, if littleerik asks you where the garbage goes when it leaves your house; for the sake of our kind do not tell him.

I saw 2 of squirl today

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8363] beefsnack why are you so mean? [/quote] beef jerky

*Moog enters the fight!* *Moog uses hog breath* *Deals 13 dmg* nuthin personelle >:)

[img]https://i.imgur.com/vlDR0En.png[/img] i traded a bag of shredded cheese for this card back in the day 😁 lol marcus enjoy your mozzarella you dumb ape

we grow a new cannabis strain called Purple Bloard and get snoop doog to endorse it. get him to say "hey that's good" or something and we can make little green weed cookies and call em plus ones

saturde night you know im think in bout thos beans...

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7344] uncalled for [/quote] sorry everone i really messeed up this time 😔 think im gonna take a break from the swearing trhread for an while

only four? very easy. cant make this more hard?

this is gonna go viral

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10484] Oh boy! First day on the job, can’t wait to start 😁 [/quote] you'll be a good fit kid, here let me show you da ropes *lays down on the ground and goes to sleep*

hmmm. ... HMMMohw uh hello i was just channeling my spiritual chakras for tonight's rebirth ritual. you know, the one for Swann that got pushed back due to rain. tonights the night baby wear gonna get freaky and yank this bitch back from the dead! i got my ceremonious garb on, candles made of wax i scraped off little erik's gym floor, and enough ayahuasca to grow wings on an elephant. let s begin! Oh swann, ab inferis animam sumus pervenire cum his verbis focious. placere nobis de vestra sapientia simul et gratia magis docious. [img]https://i.imgur.com/yQwpbSM.png[/img]

well boys 😥 guess is all over 😩 i goota call my mom 😨 tell her that i lost it all 😫 i'll be on the streats soon 😪 roasting rats on a garbage fire 🐭 sucking pennies out of the sidewalk cracks 😱 just to put gas in my kids 😭 trading gum for smokes with the other ex bloaders 🙊 around town and we'll talk 😦aboit the times 🕐 we tooted an blamed it on luigi 😔 maybe ill trade in my upbloards ❎ for a bag of crsisp 🇬🇧 and a sodie bottle

that feel when some days pass from last post made onto this site 😕😟😒😖

i found bloard after falling into a river behind my grandfathers pizza shack. i was carried downstream into a lake and almost drowned but i was saved by a bloard user who asked not to be mentioned by name in this post. Im not sure what this place is or how to get out, but i'll just say i kinda like it here. we'll, gotta blast! *rolls away with mighty gusto and disappears behind the moon*

sometimes i'll be browsing bloard at my local Target without my security computer sock on i know i know bad opsec but it's hard to eat popcorn with iit. a couple times some people i know have seen me and asked what im doing and i say something along the lines of " am crafting a post that will earn me a spot in valhalla with the greats of bloard" and they start bitching "jesus christ hes talkin about board again" but i just ignore em. though one time my buddy read a hillips post and laughed so hard he swallowed a tooth so he made an account and posted twice

ant farmer

*while KD is convulsing in the corner of the room i pull his plug from the wall outlet*

*pacing back and forth waiting for saturday night*

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5828] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9T4dz2P.png[/img] [/quote] 👀

[img]http://cdn3.collective-evolution.com/assets/uploads/2017/10/CNN-759x475.jpg[/img] A popular new Internet "challenge" has begun to circulate on social media recently wherein teens are subjecting themselves to dangerous, and potentially lethal amounts of +1s. Reports of related medical emergencies have skyrocketed, and as the trend continues to grow, parents are urged to limit the exposure of +1s to children. A public health announcement has been made by the Bloarders Safety Association that while low amounts of +1s pose no risk, extremely concentrated doses of 12 or more may be life threatening and require immediate medical attention. It is unclear as to how the fad was started, but we have this bloard user with us to explain more about the situation:

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1ZAHt2J.png[/img] a 3d render of your favort bloard star

fuck, some body here reek like shit moog will only post this once: hold your poop. find rest room, THEN post some four-made words. cant find some loos? bush will work just fine. just dont shit near here. else moog will drop shit down your oven

ok real idea... we need to start some kind of beef with another forum. one that's maybe full of wimps so they dont kick are asses.

[img]https://cs.phncdn.com/insights-static/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/maps-pornhub-insights-2018-year-review-most-viewed-categories.png[/img] the hentai people are taking the world by storm. they got russia now but lesbian porn is still dominant in the west. this further proves my point that anime is a blight on humanity and we need to send the asians to the moon to form their own race. will they eventually destroy us? that is for God to decide. Meanwhile Africa sticking with the tried and true. feel free to post any insights or observations

i have been mixing a scoop of this in my milk before i beat off now my crank arm can oscillate at 110 hertz

bup

-- injecting juce -- [img]https://i.imgur.com/FMlKDzd.gif[/img] [img]https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/186/avatar.jpg[/img]

sunday morning or saturday night whats the differes hahaa

oi wots the toyme then guv? 12 bong? bollocks me, would anyone loyke some cheeky bangers and mash before we're off to praise the queen?

i used to have dreams about pig people with pig heeads and people bodies and it used to scare the ass out of me now i have dreams where im getting electrocuted by lighting and blown up by bombs and they are significantly less scary than the pig lady, so all is well

last night i dreamed of bloard. each post was a finely crafted work of elegance composed by some of history's greatest bloardsmen, and the witty replies flowed abundantly from their respective topics. i entered a thread and was greeted by joop smoking a pipe beside a large table covered in glimmering plus ones. he turned his electric dune buggy around to greet me with a wink, tossed a plus one my way and said "gonna need of these if you're want a to big bloard." i said okay and left to devise a post of my own when i felt a clammy, dripping hand grip weakly at my shoulder, and before i could turn around a voice told me that the posts i seek would come in time. i took a last look at those posts and woke up. i was sad that i could not stay, but then i logged onto bloard dot com and felt the sadness lift from my soul as i looked upon some of the very same threads that i had been so enraptured by in my dream. i closed my eyes and went back to sleep, excited for the posts that have yet to be written

i alredy saw this episode of bloard

*visibly sweating and ushering my hogs out the back exit*

hey, aint nothin a little bit of money cant fix! yup thats right im talkin about sponsored content baby we need BRANDS in this bitch!@ welcome to bloard brought to you in part by PRINGLES

[img]https://i.imgur.com/C1XcSS6.jpg[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/eQWuI9D.jpg[/img] thread derailedf