okay nice. h-hey wait [img]https://i.imgur.com/aK4bpBT.gif[/img] hillips wtf man

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235941981111451648/476930954963714059/fallon.png[/img] used to do this thing on facebook where i'd tell hoht girls im an art and then feed off their dispointment

[img]https://i.imgur.com/BGSHqnX.png[/img] hmm i have my suspicios this post is not from amber,.. i'll have to send it to the lab for further analysis

the ants got steven hawking

ANCE

I've been doing some detective work around Bloard to look for evidence regarding a hunch I've had for some time now. This may come as a shock to some, but I have firm raisin to believe this "littleerik" guy is actually an ant colony attempting to create an online persona in order to infiltrate our homes. There are several reasons I believe this: He is never not around ants. He is able to get close enough to other ants to take a clear picture, indicating he is trusted by his colony brethren, and even showers with them. He also seems to have complex knowledge of the behavioral traits of ants. I could have passed all of these points as coincidental until I found out about his "special hole in the woods" where be buries his fallen comrades. Let this be a warning, if littleerik asks you where the garbage goes when it leaves your house; for the sake of our kind do not tell him.

more like doodoo hands luke

an adult pony is called a ponald

[img]https://www.tcc-chaokoh.com/themes/default/asset/images/logo.png[/img]

Spaghetti but the sauce is on the inside

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8363] beefsnack why are you so mean? [/quote] beef jerky

I saw 2 of squirl today

*Moog enters the fight!* *Moog uses hog breath* *Deals 13 dmg* nuthin personelle >:)

you said scroat milk

damn, aint that true! good wife wont make talk like "shut down that dumb site". good wife make sure like each post here. even when four days pass with none post. self rule: crap wife gets down vote.

we grow a new cannabis strain called Purple Bloard and get snoop doog to endorse it. get him to say "hey that's good" or something and we can make little green weed cookies and call em plus ones

only four? very easy. cant make this more hard?

[img]https://i.imgur.com/vlDR0En.png[/img] i traded a bag of shredded cheese for this card back in the day 😁 lol marcus enjoy your mozzarella you dumb ape

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7344] uncalled for [/quote] sorry everone i really messeed up this time 😔 think im gonna take a break from the swearing trhread for an while

jerry gave my dog ringworm

this is gonna go viral

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We all know it, Bloardman's gone spending his bloard bucks in Tijuana flogging hookers and funding his mecha tank construction... He's forgotten all about us! It's time we appoint someone new to the role of big bloard dog. Has to be someone dutiful and capable of unwavering leadership. Someone who can direct this ironic slosh pit into some form of orchestrated autism. If you think you're the bloarder for the job, let us know why. Election day is Saturday, August 31 and whoever accumulates the most greenie weenies is the new president of Bloard!

very true, eggs will heal sick, mend your ouch, even grow your eye's mind. they come with many good part: yolk, part that look like milk goop when cook, thin hard side (dont bite this). make eggs with your beck fast each day, grow huge like mike. have food diet, cant have eggs? hurl some eggs onto cars! give much glee when toss onto cars door. dont tell cops you'd hear that from moog.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/IrAWQjI.png[/img] whys this mf cat got a pussy tho. just noticed

skump pump

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10484] Oh boy! First day on the job, can’t wait to start 😁 [/quote] you'll be a good fit kid, here let me show you da ropes *lays down on the ground and goes to sleep*

Tony Hawk's Hentai Heroes

fuck, some body here reek like shit moog will only post this once: hold your poop. find rest room, THEN post some four-made words. cant find some loos? bush will work just fine. just dont shit near here. else moog will drop shit down your oven

we've never gotten the rats to work on this site

officer please i didnt know she was an ant

saturde night you know im think in bout thos beans...

you can silance me but thousands of us know the thruth

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1ZAHt2J.png[/img] a 3d render of your favort bloard star

sick beat dawg, imma spit fire woke like fuck, moog dont tire know this true, moog aint liar drop mics like bomb, dont clip that wire

[img]http://cdn3.collective-evolution.com/assets/uploads/2017/10/CNN-759x475.jpg[/img] A popular new Internet "challenge" has begun to circulate on social media recently wherein teens are subjecting themselves to dangerous, and potentially lethal amounts of +1s. Reports of related medical emergencies have skyrocketed, and as the trend continues to grow, parents are urged to limit the exposure of +1s to children. A public health announcement has been made by the Bloarders Safety Association that while low amounts of +1s pose no risk, extremely concentrated doses of 12 or more may be life threatening and require immediate medical attention. It is unclear as to how the fad was started, but we have this bloard user with us to explain more about the situation:

sometimes i'll be browsing bloard at my local Target without my security computer sock on i know i know bad opsec but it's hard to eat popcorn with iit. a couple times some people i know have seen me and asked what im doing and i say something along the lines of " am crafting a post that will earn me a spot in valhalla with the greats of bloard" and they start bitching "jesus christ hes talkin about board again" but i just ignore em. though one time my buddy read a hillips post and laughed so hard he swallowed a tooth so he made an account and posted twice

i have been mixing a scoop of this in my milk before i beat off now my crank arm can oscillate at 110 hertz

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5828] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9T4dz2P.png[/img] [/quote] 👀

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