the ants got steven hawking

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235941981111451648/476930954963714059/fallon.png[/img] used to do this thing on facebook where i'd tell hoht girls im an art and then feed off their dispointment

I've been doing some detective work around Bloard to look for evidence regarding a hunch I've had for some time now. This may come as a shock to some, but I have firm raisin to believe this "littleerik" guy is actually an ant colony attempting to create an online persona in order to infiltrate our homes. There are several reasons I believe this: He is never not around ants. He is able to get close enough to other ants to take a clear picture, indicating he is trusted by his colony brethren, and even showers with them. He also seems to have complex knowledge of the behavioral traits of ants. I could have passed all of these points as coincidental until I found out about his "special hole in the woods" where be buries his fallen comrades. Let this be a warning, if littleerik asks you where the garbage goes when it leaves your house; for the sake of our kind do not tell him.

I saw 2 of squirl today

we grow a new cannabis strain called Purple Bloard and get snoop doog to endorse it. get him to say "hey that's good" or something and we can make little green weed cookies and call em plus ones

[img]https://i.imgur.com/vlDR0En.png[/img] i traded a bag of shredded cheese for this card back in the day 😁 lol marcus enjoy your mozzarella you dumb ape

ant farmer

i found bloard after falling into a river behind my grandfathers pizza shack. i was carried downstream into a lake and almost drowned but i was saved by a bloard user who asked not to be mentioned by name in this post. Im not sure what this place is or how to get out, but i'll just say i kinda like it here. we'll, gotta blast! *rolls away with mighty gusto and disappears behind the moon*

[img]http://cdn3.collective-evolution.com/assets/uploads/2017/10/CNN-759x475.jpg[/img] A popular new Internet "challenge" has begun to circulate on social media recently wherein teens are subjecting themselves to dangerous, and potentially lethal amounts of +1s. Reports of related medical emergencies have skyrocketed, and as the trend continues to grow, parents are urged to limit the exposure of +1s to children. A public health announcement has been made by the Bloarders Safety Association that while low amounts of +1s pose no risk, extremely concentrated doses of 12 or more may be life threatening and require immediate medical attention. It is unclear as to how the fad was started, but we have this bloard user with us to explain more about the situation:

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5828] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9T4dz2P.png[/img] [/quote] 👀

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1ZAHt2J.png[/img] a 3d render of your favort bloard star

i alredy saw this episode of bloard

[img]https://i.imgur.com/C1XcSS6.jpg[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/eQWuI9D.jpg[/img] thread derailedf

in a thread with such banter we ready a rant that's sure to give cancer while answers are scant it's time to advance, we must take a stance what will we do about all the ants?

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6284] Shitty poem. Sorry [/quote] here's one i've been working on: roses are red eat my but

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F5586] your diary [/quote] oh my god

i siad good morning to the drive through lady at dunkin donguts this morning but she didnt say anything back she just handed me my drink and closed the window. did she not notice me? got me thinkin maybe im a ghost or something

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only four? very easy. cant make this more hard?

last night i dreamed of bloard. each post was a finely crafted work of elegance composed by some of history's greatest bloardsmen, and the witty replies flowed abundantly from their respective topics. i entered a thread and was greeted by joop smoking a pipe beside a large table covered in glimmering plus ones. he turned his electric dune buggy around to greet me with a wink, tossed a plus one my way and said "gonna need of these if you're want a to big bloard." i said okay and left to devise a post of my own when i felt a clammy, dripping hand grip weakly at my shoulder, and before i could turn around a voice told me that the posts i seek would come in time. i took a last look at those posts and woke up. i was sad that i could not stay, but then i logged onto bloard dot com and felt the sadness lift from my soul as i looked upon some of the very same threads that i had been so enraptured by in my dream. i closed my eyes and went back to sleep, excited for the posts that have yet to be written

Tony Hawk's Hentai Heroes

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6230] 1.handberer 2. haha yeah 3. dancing hotdog 4. no ants here 😎 5. Yh 6. My own arm (to make an epic comeback bloard post) 7. Nope [/quote] for some reason the copmuter keeps matching you with just a regular mackerel and i dont do enough fishing to know why

i've been waiting for this for a long time. ni hao babes :skintone3-grin:

number line... exists in 1 dimension... negative, positive, needs to extend... inward. 88888 88 | 88 8 – ∞ – 8 88 | 88 88888 88 | 88 8 – ∞ – 8 88 | 88 88888

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-the-incoming-torrent-of-super-hot-north-korean-bloard-babes%2Fposts%2F6967] Who needs north Korean bloard babes when you've got the likes of hillips and orgamecha [/quote] we need the babes more than ever...

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4948]This Little Erik guy is kind of a jerk! [/quote] How peculiar, I've had nothing but good experiences at Erik's gym. Last time I was there he fed me some of his homemade beef sticks while I ran on his human-sized hamster wheel. Unfortunately I had forgotten my water receptacle at home and all he had to offer to quench my thirst was a jar of pre-soviet era marinara sauce which he scooped into my mouth as I continued my workout. But ya can't be picky if ya want them gains am I right ahhaha

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sup guys i hacked bloard using sofisticated techniques that i will not explain but basipally bloardman will never see this post so dONT tell him. any way i was eating some tortellinis and it got me wonderin what like how many different pasta are there and do they all are good? there is the obvious ones like macaroni but in my studies i find people oft forget the humble rotini... id like to know what your favort noodle is and maybe post a noole that people just dont really even ever think about much

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-hottest-meme-of-the-year%2Fposts%2F5950] did u guys know steam from the shower can set off a smoke alarm? i learned that this morning. poor riley bear freaked the fuck out! [/quote] typical for photoelectric detectors. get yourself an ionization smoke alarm for your bathroom, they aren't sensitive to water vapor

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsecret-pasta-thre-ad-dont-tell-bloardman%2Fposts%2F7273] as moog on mother fucking crack when he wrote this??? [/quote] What kinda of pasta is that BTW they're parenthekeets not brackets this is a backet [🖕]

1. goblin 2. anime 2. portuguese 3. electro-sapien 4. vloggers

oh dude theres a man in your dryer no wunner it dont work

a while ago i'd accused littleerik of colluding with the ants, and that he may even have been born of their kind. while the evidence at the time suggested this, i know now that my claims were unjust. in fact, that was exactly what they wanted us to believe as a part of their ploy to get inside our garbage. littleerik was a pawn in their grand scheme. i'm not sure how deep this goes but i have my suspicions that they have their disgusting tarsal claws deep inside the government of Papa New Guinea.

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-subtle-gesture%2Fposts%2F6783] 8====D ~~ O: [/quote] the sad, sad story of a shovel who lost its way and dug too deep into the eRTH. it got lost and had to rely on the worms to keep safe. the tiny worm folk were hesitant at first to accept one of such a monstrous kind; they have seen countless victims disemboweled ruthlessly by the shovels. some small groups even vowed vengeance for the dead and planned to retaliate, thus many attempts were made to take the young shovels life. this made the shovel strong, and the time evntually came to face its elders that abandoned it to live a life damned to the underground. the symbols depict the shovel, lead by the strongest of the worm clan, rising from the very hole it was banished to many years ago. we should pray for the safety of the shovel as it carries the fate of the worms and confronts the ones who it had sworn its life against.

ey whadup bloard its ya main man moog out here hopin everybody has a goold old 4/20 day may the ganga be loud and the purp be aggressive.! its like i always say smoke that GREEN until you die haha vapers unite 🔥📠 what are you weeders toking on today? note: i do not endlulge in the consumption of marijuna nor do i condone its use due to my religion

good morning my bloardholes

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you more of an ass guy or a mesothoracic spiracle kind of guy

gooooood morning viet-bloard

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Ffuck%2Ftopics%2Fhonest-opinions-on-jews%2Fposts%2F2774] Freeze too meat you [/quote] this is a good post how did it never get any greenies