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- not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts
- i like to board....... dangerously dangerous bloarding locations tier list: red tier: the islamic state orange tier: moving vehicle (extremities not securely fastened), ant farm, nuclear reactor yellow tier: green tier: embassy of ecuador in london, moving vehicle (extremities securely fastened), international space station blue tier: unsecured mcdonalds wifi, unsecured walmart wifi, cruise ship indigo tier: unauthorized 2nd router in workplace, in bedroom (door open) violet tier: in bedroom (door closed but unlocked)
- not so empty now my friend :) *caresses u
- say everything you think out loud and if your mom gives you a concerned look then post what you just said
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsecret-pasta-thre-ad-dont-tell-bloardman%2Fposts%2F7686] HEY BLOARDMAN [/quote] try getting a reservation at bloardia now u f*** king bastard!!!!
- we ♥ katamari. you can identify fake fans by their attempts to verbally describe the game as "we love katamari." a real fan will make the heart symbol with their hands.
- fish and crisps guvna! every other race of people is subhuman guvna
- girafe walks into a bar and the waiter is like... hey buddie why the long neck
- i frequently dream that im waking up and doing my normal morning routine and then i wake up for real and get confused
- how do i beat jevil. how do i dodge the circle spade attack
- gonna have to go with muscle since the Brain is my most important one
- dad got mad at me pouring bleach into all the holes in the walls b/c it "ruins the paint" . surely making the ant entryways inhospitable is a worthy cause>
- just for you haunted_shrub i have busted out my fujinon xa101x8.9besm/pf 2/3" precision focus assist hd lens. please enjoy becomeing horny over this Photograph - a medium more suited to your exquisite tastes [img]http://files.catbox.moe/uqb9v8.jpeg[/img]
- how do i change my username. i didnt know it was alreay taken when i made my account
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffunny-word-bloard%2Fposts%2F7893] swoob bongy woombus warble eat my shorts [/quote] swoob bongy woombus warble has a family and pays his taxes like any other good citizen of bloard so if you would so kindly leave him be i am sure we would all find that most agreeable.
- "yes i would like to shop in it"
- warning to all ragers in this thread: joy cons are not as structurally sound as gamecube controllers
- oh and happy birthday മ◡മ
- theres a documentary in which its scientifically proven he exists because the us postal service (an infallible body) recognizes a human being to be santa claus. therefore he must be real. qed
- really dereklaserbeam? the best? even if you are - god forbid - pro ant, surely you must conceive that somewhere out there is a better arthropod for you...
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaD4AiqYDyA[/youtube] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBlLt-pzNfA[/youtube] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr7KflLnQhs[/youtube]
- [quote=rupy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Frare-birthday-post%2Fposts%2F7253] This is a rare post. Its my birthday today and only comes once a year. [/quote] sounds like you should have s*x more often... lol (only comes 1nce a year)