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"i like to bloard from the 'world 1-2 warp zone' what video game character am i?"
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i'ts good
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- not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts
- i like to board....... dangerously dangerous bloarding locations tier list: red tier: the islamic state orange tier: moving vehicle (extremities not securely fastened), ant farm, nuclear reactor yellow tier: green tier: embassy of ecuador in london, moving vehicle (extremities securely fastened), international space station blue tier: unsecured mcdonalds wifi, unsecured walmart wifi, cruise ship indigo tier: unauthorized 2nd router in workplace, in bedroom (door open) violet tier: in bedroom (door closed but unlocked)
- say everything you think out loud and if your mom gives you a concerned look then post what you just said
- i no longer feel jerry would be a good mod. due to the new frightening avatar
- [img]https://files.catbox.moe/5tma5e.jpg[/img]
- we ♥ katamari. you can identify fake fans by their attempts to verbally describe the game as "we love katamari." a real fan will make the heart symbol with their hands.
- i frequently dream that im waking up and doing my normal morning routine and then i wake up for real and get confused
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsecret-pasta-thre-ad-dont-tell-bloardman%2Fposts%2F7686] HEY BLOARDMAN [/quote] try getting a reservation at bloardia now u f*** king bastard!!!!
- girafe walks into a bar and the waiter is like... hey buddie why the long neck
- thank you this will help my diet 😇 a merry year to you wishman
- gonna have to go with muscle since the Brain is my most important one
- warning to all ragers in this thread: joy cons are not as structurally sound as gamecube controllers
- how do i change my username. i didnt know it was alreay taken when i made my account
- just for you haunted_shrub i have busted out my fujinon xa101x8.9besm/pf 2/3" precision focus assist hd lens. please enjoy becomeing horny over this Photograph - a medium more suited to your exquisite tastes [img]http://files.catbox.moe/uqb9v8.jpeg[/img]
- dad got mad at me pouring bleach into all the holes in the walls b/c it "ruins the paint" . surely making the ant entryways inhospitable is a worthy cause>
- really dereklaserbeam? the best? even if you are - god forbid - pro ant, surely you must conceive that somewhere out there is a better arthropod for you...
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffunny-word-bloard%2Fposts%2F7893] swoob bongy woombus warble eat my shorts [/quote] swoob bongy woombus warble has a family and pays his taxes like any other good citizen of bloard so if you would so kindly leave him be i am sure we would all find that most agreeable.
- theres a documentary in which its scientifically proven he exists because the us postal service (an infallible body) recognizes a human being to be santa claus. therefore he must be real. qed
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffavorite-places-to-do-bloarding%2Fposts%2F8033] is that dr eggmin [/quote] close - as jerry points out thats his older design where he was known as dr. robuttnik aka "the butt"
- i simply do not believe that actual african people are ever typing the word "ebony" into anything
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaD4AiqYDyA[/youtube] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBlLt-pzNfA[/youtube] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr7KflLnQhs[/youtube]
- [quote=rupy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Frare-birthday-post%2Fposts%2F7253] This is a rare post. Its my birthday today and only comes once a year. [/quote] sounds like you should have s*x more often... lol (only comes 1nce a year)