Look, we all know it's true: You're a fuckposter. That is to say, you're worse than the shittiest of shitposters. You fucking suck Titanic Ant dick. Really bad. Smelly. Shitty. Vile. That's what your posts are. You're the Hindenburg of failson fuckposter shitfellas, and it's plain for all eyes to see. When everyone notices your stupid idiot shit handle on the right hand side of the screen and the red "-> X new" next to the title, everyone shields both their eyes and noses. They can smell your unclean hangnails clack on your virgin Cherry MX's that you've spent your disappointed mother's husband's stepfather's retirement money on, and they can imagine your discoloured back sweat on your stained "Gamer Chair" which you bought by begging with teary bloodshot shitty eyes those idiots on Twitch to sub to you so you could get a couple extra $ for your failfuck shitstain fuckboy shithead fuckshit lifestyle of empty nothingness and halitosis which somehow emanates from every body cavity which we can all smell through our monitors, you worthless fucking shitfuck. My god, look at you. There's no fucking hope, whatsoever. It's pathetic, it's sad, and we're all very, very sorry you exist every time we're reminded that you exist by you fuckson failboy fartposts. How are you going to get out of this one? More importantly, is it worth it? We can smell your farty tears rolling down you enormous, acne-cratered face as you read this. It's so fucking sad. It's SO sad. I'm crying as I write this, in fact. How will you stop fucking up with every heartbeat pumping your fartblood through your shitveins? Well, we're here to talk about it. We're here to talk about YOU. That's right, about the 300-lb bag of dogshit reading this RIGHT NOW. You are the star of the show now, you hulking mistake. We're talking about how you fucked up. About how you smell so bad the shower has to take a shower every time you remember you have a bathroom. We're talking about your fuckson failboyposts. It's all you. It's on you. We're staring at you. We can smell you. We're waiting. We're sorry.
Anyway, hope that helps. Thanks for checking out the self-help thread π
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- hammering a railroad spike into my thigh because it's satitty nite
- Using mammal brain to give me Big Sad so I sleep inside log and stop running around like a retard during the winter time when prey is scarce
- OFFICIAL Gym Bloard Suppliments βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβ Great supplements, ordered these for my entire family we dont even need to sleep anymore and all of us have lost our hair, i imagine this is streamlining for maximum performance in the gym. Also good that they are swallowable pills as all my teeth fell out after two days, overall very good supplements will be ordering more in the future
- posting a thread with the same title as your account name requires roughly the same level of ego as it takes to not feel any shame about "going live" on instagram
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- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-army%2Fposts%2F10180] π π π -βlet me in the armyβ [/quote] our most powerful ally
- My friends, it seems, today, that I would be twenty one yearsss of age.
- any hot woman here? local btw, in your area type of shit. Just want to know if you have a clue about to hanging out. plenty of time to respond, just hit me up. @β
- oh god no... it's finally come out... my name is steve mcqueen and i make "my wife" jokes meta-unironically...
- bug deal, I believe that you are stronger than you give yourself credit for. you have friends here (and elsewhere) that can listen and offer support. you have these friends because of who you are.
- H-hey! Pick up those 5-10 year old dvds! Those are classic straight to home release films! Who do you think you are!!
- [img]https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/b7/9e/fab79ec2f4b4b0adb698b1f47568a9c4--fred-flintstone-wilma-flintstone-costume.jpg[/img]
- i trained a hyper-intelligent hog to + good bloard posts for me but then he +ed this one and i had to have him put down
- i'm smelling like a creature from the lost plains
- [img]http://brianorndorf.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ee7b6428833017616771763970c-500wi[/img]
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdream-thread%2Fposts%2F7700] i used to have dreams about pig people with pig heeads and people bodies and it used to scare the ass out of me [/quote] I'm putting the ass back into you
- Iβm playing chat roulette with my homies and trying not to jack off
- Damn!! I wake up, lay there till I can lay there no longer, make coffee, check Bloard, don't want to sign in right away, but Joops posts are just too hot not to +1 em, read some, practice Donna Lee and Bachs Sonata #1 in g minor for violin, take a lovely walk where my greatest ideas percolate into my conscious mind, laugh my ass off while walkin, generally with nothing isolating me from the direct experience of living, although have been wearing sunglasses to cut down on the wrankles I'll get when I'm too old to get into the club, walk slow so anyone following me either gets bored or has to pass me so then I'm following them, (looks around making sure no one is reading this over his third person shoulder) work on some original tunes, try not to have too much of a routine so the motherfuckers can't catch one in a rut. Actually caught a runaway bus tryin to escape the mafia and the motherfucker went five minutes turned around and where it picked me up was the end of the line and so I had to sweat it out another hour wondering if Bruno would recognize me beyond my fisherman's hat, sunglasses, and lay. Looked out the window this morning (1pm) and saw within the window a vortex of golden light specks tunneling toward me, I moved left and they spiraled outward, moved right again and they spiraled toward me and it's moments like that that make me wonder.
- when you scratch your ankies after taking off socks when you put some meatball
- bumping this thread from the last page hehe.. you can call me a 'thread necromancer' xD
