i was in the first focus group in that commercial where they're showing how many years running they've won the jd power & associates trophy. here's what really happened: the walls kept sliding away until finally one slid away to reveal our very own posteriors, alerting everyone to the fact I had completely shat my pants when the first wall slid away

I get 47 emails a day asking me to join focus groups, and I diligently fill out the survey every time, but all I even get in return is a link to goetse--no invite to the focus group. What are you doing right and I'm doing wrong?

You're only applying to the Goatse focus groups. That's probably your issue here. Try doing one for a car, or bottled water or something. Always happy to Help. -KingDad42

(singing sheepishly in a michael jackson style) i would like too halve a lemon party wiff u