"keep honking, I'm rebloarding"
littleerik
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- four guys seen four ants walk into that door. them guys wait. them guys beat shit from them ants when door open. ants died. ants' moms wept. good. fuck ants. fuck them dead. hate ants. ants were shit from hell.
- with all the new people getting on bloard recently, I would like to say "hello," and "welcome." I'd like to extend my hand in welcome to you and to find out a little more about you. With that in mind, please, new people, take a minute and answer the following questions: - what do you like to do for fun? - do you enjoy working in groups? - who is a leader who inspires you? is that leader the queen? - do you exercise? can you lift more than 20x your body weight? - how many legs do you have? - do you like eating crumbs off the ground? - get the fuck out of my house and stop looking at my dick - what is life like in your colony? - can I interest you in some poison? Again, welcome to bloard. It's really encouraging to see all of you swarming in here, through the cracks under the door, up from the dirt in my yard.
- I was thinking about the one tried and true way that organizations, companies, and campaigns have attracted people over the years of our civilization, and the solution to bringing in more bloard users struck me like a bolt from the blue: advertising. we need advertising. but how are we going to accomplish this? raise money for a big ad buy with billboards and inserts in US weekly or people magazine? or will bloard spend its ad dollars in a more millenial way by placing an order on google for adwords or maybe engaging an seo firm to optimize terms used on bloard so it shows up higher ranked in searches? those might be fine approaches for lesser web forums. sure, those methods could work if you wanted to attract six or seven hundred new users. but we all know bloard is looking for that huge influx of users that will push us over the top and finally supplant the shit forum that is r*ddit. so how do we do it? the answer is simple. we produce a television commercial featuring the most iconic bloard users. the power users recognizable and loved by everyone. we get their faces on the tv during some popular show like the game of thrones or the briefcase show with howie mandell or maybe young 600 pound housewives of orange county. we get somebody on the tv screen to talk about bloard and how cool it is and all the things you can do with it because of all the technology we've got on here. maybe there's some sexy people writhing around in the background. hell I don't know. if I can get the tvs working in my gym I could show the commercials on there too. like 24/7. I would do it for you guys because I love this place and I love you and sometimes I get so lonely.
- ________________ ^ got that sucker in a pretty good balance. free handed it, too. yeah that sumbitch is lookin mighty stable. might just set here a while and admire it
- I was bloarding at a coffee shop near this University down town. I was getting really deep into the no irony thread and enjoying a nice cup of java. After a while this really cute coed approached me and asked "what I was doing" and I started to tell her about bloard but she was talking to someone else it turned out. I'm pretty sure she heard me whisper "bloard dot com" though, so hey if you see this, I'm the guy from the coffee shop and I'm really sorry about urinating when you talked to me even though it turned out you were talking to that other person but now that you're on bloard I guess it all worked out. .
- For outstanding achievement in the field of kindness and ban-evasion, I award Kingdad a big smooch on the mouth [img]https://underthelobsterscope.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/toddler-kissing-a-pig-e1334344875804.jpg[/img]
- hey snooby, quick follow-up: some of the guys at the gas station were saying that in certain nights you come down there in a suit with your hair all slicked back and sing Patsy Cline songs real pretty for anyone who cares to listen. are you gonna be doing that in the new year? your friend, little erik
- yeah snooby's cool. one time on a really hot day he let me drink as much water as I wanted from the hose
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F12327] forgot my previous stance on ants but i like them now as they are part of mother earth (gaia) [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/enUCgyY.jpg[/img] I made a place for you to live with the ants and the earth you fucking cuck
- [quote=Bappi%20Barlos;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11668] the exchange is simple. i give the ants my load of unwanted scrap and the ants are happy again. turns out that we can be more connected with the earth than we thought. [/quote] what a bunch of misguided hippy bullshit
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- |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| This sex shit got me honkin Like a G O O S E |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ
- you know fellas, I am not trying to stir the pot here, but the way I see it, ant societies have division of labor, communication between individuals, and an ability to solve complex problems. These parallels with human societies have long been an inspiration and subject of study. Many human cultures make use of ants in cuisine, medication, and rituals. Ants' ability to exploit resources may bring ants into conflict with humans, however, as they can damage crops, invade buildings, and try to sneak a look at your fuckin pecker.
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10739] (Aggressively) They're all cool names. [/quote] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all.
- this is a thread to recognize the best bloarders as they do the best things. whether it's going on a hike and then posting great hike pictures to bloard, comforting a friend with kind words and sympathy on bloard, or just simply ordering a really good pizza with your friends on bloard, THIS IS THE PLACE TO RECOGNIZE ACHIEVEMENT with that being said, I nominate hillips for making a robot that posts on bloard. WAY TO GO hillips
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F10723] holy shit, hell yeah! many post this page, very cool. erik have made page live once more, just like done past. jack post into this site from work, don't care much with job's duty. very lazy haha. fuck boss. jack quit, stay home. more nice than when work. cash save will last some time, alas jack will soon come poor with zero work. need life more good than this. that ends mine tale... also, erik send jack your demo tape, make deal? jack will make erik star. y'all have what take. [/quote] back with work site, away from wife nags!
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- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffamous-bloarders%2Fposts%2F5559] Ant mcpartlin was allegedly a bloader turns out he couldn't keep up with the creative genius on here and resorted to drink driving [/quote] he was an ant? fuck him, I'm glad he's dead
- if a lady put a bagel on my peeper that would actually be pretty cool sorry if this offends
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10526] He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down! [/quote] that's actually not my department. I'm on the Snickers beat these days. sounds fucked up though, so good luck with the kids or whatever
- I'm using unsterile tools to tattoo shameful, hateful things on my dick and ballsack because it is saturday night
- does anyone on this bloard ever bloard on the go? like do you bloard when you're out and about? i see people at the grocery store (trader joes most of the time) using their phones and i think to myself "i wonder if that person is bloarding right now," while I am buying those frozen mango chunks to eat later. i am bloarding from a laptop in my livingroom right now. happy fourth of july.
- is it any wonder the left has lost faith in the new york times? how fucking out of touch can you be with the needs of the working class? smh should have been bernie [img]https://i.imgur.com/lp3LPqO.png[/img]
- 0) jerry 1) phage 2) claire 3) scout who has clarified everything 4) bug deal with no reservations, fears, or uncertainties 5) hillips 6) pigfoot vermont 7) dick chappy 8) raymond moist from the fuckin get go ... ... 12) derek because jerry vouched for him *** PROVISIONAL LIST *** (this space intentionally left blank)
- in celebration of super tuesday I poured some poison on an anthill that was between my driveway and the little dirt part under the tree where I keep my garbage cans. I watched a couple of the ants roll around in the poison and cranked off
- hey, nice post. it's just that I am running a little low on +s right now, so of course you'll understand if I don't give you one. EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!!!!! EDIT2: We did it, Reddit!!!!!
- the other day I was on instagram looking a pictures of ladies. some of them were in swimmingsuits and a few of them had real big thighs like I like. anyways I was doing what comes naturally and for a minute I'm pretty sure the earth's magnetic fields seemed like they shifted...? did anyone else feel that? I don't think it lasted that long, everything seemed like it was back to normal by the time I got out of the shower
- i had sour cola gummy candy today and it was good. made me feel angry and strong
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fyo-snoob-whats-up%2Fposts%2F5460] Nothing much you? [/quote] 🤣🤣🤣 fuckin CLASSIC snooby !! 🤣🤣🤣