I’m bloarding from the treadmill in my basement in the dark
It’s just too fuckin’ hot!
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- Imma make beat song into tape, sell them, make cash. rich life, here come Erik.
- been refreshing bloard for a while, im aiming to create complete server overload and meltdown, could someone help please? i think with the power of two computers we can reduce bloard servers to a pile of molten metal in a bout a day
- ok. new angle. the title says it gets locked after one person posts in it. but, i never said who that one person is! that's what the thread has been about the whole time. now you're the stupid ones? please ignore my previous posts on the subject
- we ♥ katamari. you can identify fake fans by their attempts to verbally describe the game as "we love katamari." a real fan will make the heart symbol with their hands.
- jack and erik: "with team work we'll over come!" (orga drop pant) *jack cups left ball* *erik cups next ball* just then, orga tiny dick goes hard! with they work done, they take seat, pray, then have stew made from peas, eggs, pork, nuts, corn, rice, mayo, plum, okra, duck, also beef
- is it good or bad? i think its bad. sorry but thats just how i feel.
- you guys should get your keyboards fixed. the letters arent meant to come out looking like that, i cant even read them.
- I made fried rice for myself and my roommates tonight.
- thanks pal :) whats up with you? how was the oscars?
- i did a cool trick where a crisp fell out of my mouth but landed back in the packet
- if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for *ANYTHING*! got it, bub? *snikt* rip Stan Lee - Excelsior!
- "bloard up" is what happens to a certain part of me when i browse horny bloard [img]https://i.imgur.com/rrRCWVj.gif[/img]
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F10919] I’m down 😎 [/quote] *clown
- Absolutely detest Marijuana Consumption but can’t wait to see the post!
- I never thought I'd bloard alone I laughed the loudest, who'd have known? I trace the post back to the bloard No wonder, it was never subscribed to at all I took my [lack of] plus ones, I hurried up The choice was mine, I didn't bloard enough I'm too depressed to go on You'll be sorry when I'm logging out of bloarfd I never plus-oned, rarely came Sixteen concurrent bloarders on the better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get plus ones There were to many bloards, too late to [unintelligible] The horny olympics was over, we'd survived I couldn't wait 'til I got home To post on bloard in my room alone
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3103] Great post, KD. Something I'd like to add: Fuck you.l [/quote] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img]
- no fried chicken, just friend chicken :) 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- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10513] Pigfoot I. Sorry [/quote] that is ok, i have come to accept losing a limb as a part of the hardware store lifestyle
- "four word only" make come back this week ... make dumb guys have uses them head onto here just this once 😂 four word game test what hide back your fore head, cant join?? your must have dumb face area also just read here some guys gets band with kick from mods when dont post four part word. good, them fool cant even math, four very easy even baby know this?? 😆😆
- [b]Odo from DS9[/b] [b]Pros[/b] -Natural sense of justice (from his Changling ancestry) - No-nonsense attitude -Cunning detective -Can morph into any object [b]Cons[/b] -Gruff -Can't get humanoid faces right -Has to go into a liquid state every 16 hours for 8 hours [b]Genus Rating[/b] 60.8% He's my favorite character
- didn't end up shitting at the jim today. [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F6441] it also suffers from joss whedon's stupid quippy writing style, which i abhor. [/quote] this
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11078] It’s sadurdy night and u know I’m posting on bloard [/quote] fuk yeah derek
- i'm going to mail a box of live ants to everyone in this thread thats pro ant.
- yeah and your a freaking brain bedner, hurts my fuckin breain reading this shit. christ. unreal.
- Bad idea: staying up all night partying with your friends Iffy idea: staying up a bit past curfew playing video games with your friends OK idea: getting to bed at a reasonable hour after having spent a wonderful evening with friends Better idea: hitting the hay by 10:00 PM after binge watching your favorite Netflix original series. You answered the phone when your dad called. Good idea: you're in bed by 9:00 PM having avoided all human contact for the past 24 hours. You let your dad's call go to voicemail even though you haven't spoken to or seen him in 2 months and you live about 3 miles apart. The longer you're able to go without talking to your family, the harder it is to reach out. Why can't they just go ahead and die already?
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8364] beef jerky [/quote] ......oh damn! LMAO
- Hey guys whats going on!? Just got back from eating out some gramma behind a barn... whoa whats with all the blood?