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- [quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-sick-ward-rp%2Fposts%2F3983] I feel pretty good [/quote] Epic FAIL!!!! This isn't the place for that!
- hammering a railroad spike into my thigh because it's satitty nite
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13454] there was a single one of those much bigger than average ants crawling across my kitchen sink yesterday. i literally took everything out of every cupboard and checked under and behind every appliance this morning for more. somehow just one of those fatass ones got in [/quote] i waas lookin for chips. dont be rude.
- Hit the Cherndog with some digits my man [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10625] One Time I watched Falling Down with a girl and she talked shit about it the whole movie so the next time we watched a movie together she picked Purple Rain and I talked shit about Prince the whole time and she didn't call me again. [/quote]
- I never learned how to skateboard and now I'm afraid I'm gonna die
- I am pigfoot vermont’s first creation. Created in his own image
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-flail-thread%2Fposts%2F12426] i can't fuckin believe this is real [/quote] buddy, you and me both
- i'm smelling like a creature from the lost plains
- i trained a hyper-intelligent hog to + good bloard posts for me but then he +ed this one and i had to have him put down
- debated opening up to a more pro ant stance but then i walked past a group of ant youths at the bus stop and they threw crisps at me and laughed at my haircut so now i hate them more
- OFFICIAL Gym Bloard Suppliments ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️★ Great supplements, ordered these for my entire family we dont even need to sleep anymore and all of us have lost our hair, i imagine this is streamlining for maximum performance in the gym. Also good that they are swallowable pills as all my teeth fell out after two days, overall very good supplements will be ordering more in the future
- i can't. please try and understand... i didn't mean for any of this to happen. i'm so, so, so sorry.
- posting a thread with the same title as your account name requires roughly the same level of ego as it takes to not feel any shame about "going live" on instagram
- meatloaf i'm well aware it's not technically bread but i use two slices of meatloaf and put a piece of bread on the inside of it and make an "anti-sandwich" that i usually eat on the way to the library-gym where i work out and also read books, the problem is that i have not found a good way to keep my hands clean while driving because i put copious amounts of ketchup on the outsides of the anti-'wich (i'll refer to it as the antwich from hereon) and the ketchup tends to get all over the steering wheel and the gym equipment and books , my mom suggested i put the ketchup on the inside but it's harder to get the perfect bite when doing so, you know what i mean?
- when you scratch your ankies after taking off socks when you put some meatball
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhey-beefsack%2Fposts%2F7464] Hey beefsnack sure but I was talking to beefsack. [/quote] oh man i feel so super emberresed :(
- I noticed I was left off the list and that can only mean I am already your friend
- hi i need access to, "secret bloard"
- Time to come clean about this thread: My second post ever is the one that's gotten the most +1s for me so in order to get some more hot posts coming in I thought it would be a good idea to reuse the number one of all time on here. So far it looks like it's working
- i burned the roof of my mouth eating mcdonalds sandwich while driving
- oh god no... it's finally come out... my name is steve mcqueen and i make "my wife" jokes meta-unironically...
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- sup guys i hacked bloard using sofisticated techniques that i will not explain but basipally bloardman will never see this post so dONT tell him. any way i was eating some tortellinis and it got me wonderin what like how many different pasta are there and do they all are good? there is the obvious ones like macaroni but in my studies i find people oft forget the humble rotini... id like to know what your favort noodle is and maybe post a noole that people just dont really even ever think about much
- now that my hand is stuck to his, we can begin the ritual. i pull the knife out from under my shirt
- i did not notice but i do know that if you beat youare meat at incredible high speed you can shoot energy waves out the dick hole possible intereference with radio tech? some dude (not me) jerked off at 2400megahertz and blew up his microwave i know this
