Funny story! so i was at work and I see some guy browsing bloard!!! 😮 i was like damn i wonder which one of my favourite bloarders he is? maybe swann? however i didnt talk to him, he closed the page when he noticed i was watching him, and pretended to be working... 😒 then the other day i was on the bus and i see some old lady using it on her tablet! i was like woah what are the odds??? i was about to ask her about it but when she noticed me she shut it off and acted like she had no idea what i was talking about! so later that day i went into an internet café... not one, not two, but three bloarders!! i was like ok this is getting crazy... there are at the most 7 people who use bloard and you're telling me i've met more than half of them already... yeah right... but the funny thing was when they noticed me, they all turned off their laptops and got the heck out of there!! ok i thought, now this is getting weird. 😖 this kept happening to me. i would see people on bloard.com everywhere i went, even people that wouldn't normally use the internet. everyone in my office, passers by on the street, bank tellers, supermarket cashiers, the pizza delivery guy, firefighters, my parents at one point, homeless people, and one time i even saw a toddler who had gotten a hold of their mum's phone using Bloard. but the amount of posts never went up. it stayed as slow as it had ever been, i couldnt find any evidence of there being more users, which must have meant they were just lurking(?) what made it creepier was that if they noticed me they would immediately close the page and start doing something else, almost like they didn't want me to see... i told myself i was just being paranoid 😕 that night i came home and settled into my normal routine of browsing bloard and eating cereal for dinner... i was in my kitchen, it was dark outside, and i swear i could feel like i was being watched. I was thinking about making a thread asking if there were any other bloarders in my area but i decided against it for some reason. anyway i was reading the 3 new posts from that day... i clicked the plus button on one that i thought was funny and i thought that i saw some movement in the darkness outside. i got up and looked out the window. it was dark as fuck but i could have sworn i saw shadows moving about outside my house and a faint murmuring noise, but when i tried to focus on them they were gone. i told myself i was just imagining things. so i go back to my computer and type up a short inconsequential post on some thread i dont remember which one it was. while typing i sensed the weird movement outside again but i ignored it. but as soon as i clicked send there was this horrible noise that filled the room, a kind of THUMP THUMP THUMP. i looked up and suddenly i could see dozens of people standing outside rhythmically banging on the windows. they were wearing hooded cloaks and were all chanting SHIT POST SHIT POST SHIT POST in perfect unison. basically i freaked the fuck out grabbed my laptop and ran down the hallway but i could see that they were standing outside every window of my house and even though it was dark i could tell there must have been a couple hundred of them, maybe even more. i fucking leg it upstairs as the banging gets louder and faster so i bolt into the bathroom lock the door and cower in the corner just praying for it to stop. then i hear a fucking cacophony of crashes and footsteps joining the chanting which has been steadily increasing in tempo and pitch and in my terror i realise they must have broken into my house somehow and were storming in searching every room for me. i was completely helpless hiding behind the shower curtain just waiting for them to discover me in here. so i opened up my laptop and started typing this. anyway my question is have you ever met a fellow bloarder or met up with another bloard user in real life after meeting on here?
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fever-met-a-fellow-bloarder%2Fposts%2F285] congrats OP on having your post liked by every single registered bloard member [/quote] You mean there are only 7? The richness of the few had me believing there were many many more obsequious bitches!!! Fatuous cunts!!! oh my, pardon reethpect Lagrima Puerto Rican Mafia in effect