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- jack and erik: "with team work we'll over come!" (orga drop pant) *jack cups left ball* *erik cups next ball* just then, orga tiny dick goes hard! with they work done, they take seat, pray, then have stew made from peas, eggs, pork, nuts, corn, rice, mayo, plum, okra, duck, also beef
- been refreshing bloard for a while, im aiming to create complete server overload and meltdown, could someone help please? i think with the power of two computers we can reduce bloard servers to a pile of molten metal in a bout a day
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4905] maybe let it cool off for a week before coming back in with a full beard, etc., etc. that reminds me of an amusing anecdote. one time I was at the gym and I hopped off the elliptical and one of the employees was like "could you please wipe that down." I was like wipe what down, i only touched the little handle bars. they said yeah wipe that down. i did but you better believe i was peeved [/quote] I'm so sorry this happened to you. come work out in my garage instead. it doesn't have a very clean floor and we don't wipe anything down ever.
- i’m thinking about shoveling doit now... Hoes and Shovels 25% off! #NuBloardHardware
- For a limited time offer we are now offering hummus infused SnoobyMilk™. He got into our special patch of Big Boy Workouts™ Chickpeas and is now completely stuffed, and ready to be milked (for a year straight!). [img]http://i.imgur.com/9qAzBdG.jpg[/img] Offer while supplies last.
- Hey, I’m from out of town. Could I just get a Snickers bar?
- had a buddy who put kepchup on bagels... thats right. on mac and cheese, too. then a few years after i stopped talking to him he shot his girlfriend and went to the bad man house. coincidence?
- australian states: sydney, the bush, perth,
- thanks pal :) whats up with you? how was the oscars?
- "four word only" make come back this week ... make dumb guys have uses them head onto here just this once 😂 four word game test what hide back your fore head, cant join?? your must have dumb face area also just read here some guys gets band with kick from mods when dont post four part word. good, them fool cant even math, four very easy even baby know this?? 😆😆
- Here's te thread where I post a bout a little problem I'm haveng and see if I can get some advice. The problem I'm having is that I'm getting bugged driving up and down the same old strip I've gotta find a new place where the kids are hip. Please advise.
- I noticed I was left off the list and that can only mean I am already your friend
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F10919] I’m down 😎 [/quote] *clown
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F9960] I go looking for hobbits to murder. Do I see any tracks? Where is the nearest shire? [/quote] in one stride you move exactly 40 feet and come across “funzo the party wizard” who will show you to the hobbits if you can tell a joke and make him chuckle. or you can beat the shit out of him he only has 4 hp
- if you write a poem everyone winds up thinking you suck dick. smdh at this life lesson i learned the hard way.
- Absolutely detest Marijuana Consumption but can’t wait to see the post!
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3103] Great post, KD. Something I'd like to add: Fuck you.l [/quote] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img]
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8364] beef jerky [/quote] ......oh damn! LMAO
- Bad idea: staying up all night partying with your friends Iffy idea: staying up a bit past curfew playing video games with your friends OK idea: getting to bed at a reasonable hour after having spent a wonderful evening with friends Better idea: hitting the hay by 10:00 PM after binge watching your favorite Netflix original series. You answered the phone when your dad called. Good idea: you're in bed by 9:00 PM having avoided all human contact for the past 24 hours. You let your dad's call go to voicemail even though you haven't spoken to or seen him in 2 months and you live about 3 miles apart. The longer you're able to go without talking to your family, the harder it is to reach out. Why can't they just go ahead and die already?
- i'm just waiting for the return of the "manky kong" (see below) [img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/donkeykong/images/a/a0/Manky_1.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100819212654[/img]
- imagine my surprise when jop, jope, yope, yupe, and joup were all taken
- yeah and your a freaking brain bedner, hurts my fuckin breain reading this shit. christ. unreal.
- Here it is [youtube]https://youtu.be/KASQos3IrdM[/youtube]
- [b]Odo from DS9[/b] [b]Pros[/b] -Natural sense of justice (from his Changling ancestry) - No-nonsense attitude -Cunning detective -Can morph into any object [b]Cons[/b] -Gruff -Can't get humanoid faces right -Has to go into a liquid state every 16 hours for 8 hours [b]Genus Rating[/b] 60.8% He's my favorite character
- ok. new angle. the title says it gets locked after one person posts in it. but, i never said who that one person is! that's what the thread has been about the whole time. now you're the stupid ones? please ignore my previous posts on the subject
- How does our butthole know what kind of shit we have to take? We've all dropped the calm logs and also had experiences with the diaharea sweats, so how exactly does our binghole know the card before we play it? I've put a lot thought into this and here's what I came up with. At some point in our lives we have all entered a vehicle with the orange light on the console that turns off as soon as you sit on it signaling to both the driver and passenger, the airbags activated. You might wonder (if your a dimbass) how the vehicle knows your in the seat. It's not magic folks--it's science. When the appropriate weight is set upon the passenger side seat it sends the signal to the car computer. It basically says "we got us a motherfucker on the chair. Release the airbag safety so this waste of life doesn't smash his/her shit across the windshield in the event of an accident". Well, our heinie holes are a lot like that. When a well formed log crests the anal cavity it sends a message to your brain. "It's a log sir, no rush but if it's all the same to you we should pop this sucker out a s a p". But, when the diaharea his the anal wall-- it's more of a "gah fuck....the flood gates are going to go. This ass is gonna let it rip in t-minus 59 seconds whether it's hovered above a gas station toilet or not". In conclusion our asses are much like the weight sensors in vehicles. Thanks for your time and have a good night.