Ponies are clopping
All over my dreams
Galloping, trampling
Ignoring my screams
Tortured each day
By a new pony pic
Hooves crushing my balls
And smashing my dick
SingingFlesh
Big man. Big plan. Top guy and no doubt about it.
- Ever I hear them In bed When I close my eyes Shrill screams and wailing women They are still pointing They are still laughing One thousand years later Cause my little penis is out And I'm pissin out my hole A river that flows eternal
- Poetry Corner Hijacked by tricksters All I wanted Was to be a limrickster Ponies abounding All over this thread Till I pull out my gun And shoot off their head
- [YouTube]6bOLaNwqlFY[/YouTube] I love my daddy.... Maisu pahedeu
- The Bastard PigFoot Vermont Has Swung And Swept My Gentials And Butthole Clean Off.
- Imagining PFV swinging the flail and deftly swiping off my genitals and butthole
- Oh look how big you've grown. Come give grandma a kiss. You look just like your father when he was your age. But that hair is so long. We'll have to so something about that. Oh but so handsome, like a little Dean Martin
- Yeah let me get uuuuuhhhhh bloaderpounder with cheese and uhhhh chicking nuggou and large cumby shake
- Hey Bloardheads, singingflesh here, just fresh back from my viewings of hit film "Joker". My heads is swimming with twisted feelings and ideas. Perhaps you could share some feelings about this movie too. As I said before, my favorite piece was when he kissed the small person on the head. I thought it was very cute and sweet and made me feel warm in my belly. What are some of your thoughts and favorite pieces?
- [Post deleted for racism] Edited 8-11-20 4:40pm est **Mod notes** Seriously dude you can't just post that shit in here. If you post that shit again your gonna get seriously banned from here. Final fucking warning. -bloardcop69
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-that-gets-locked-after-one-person-posts-in-it%2Fposts%2F12493] i can't. please try and understand... i didn't mean for any of this to happen. i'm so, so, so sorry. [/quote] It's ok babee comere π
- Bing bang boom shut this shit down
- They come to mind seemingly from nowhere. They get stuck in your heads for weeks. You can't sleep! You can't form thoughts! You fantasize how trepanning your skull with a drill bit to make it stop! You scream at your pets! You shove a stranger at the grocery store! We've all had them. What are you phrases that get stuck in your head? For me this week it's "Pissin out my little wiener" and "Pissin out my little penis hole" What are yours?
- (Black lady voice) GET DA FUCK ON OUTTA HERE WIT CHA DIARRIHIA DOO DOO ASS
- [b]Odo from DS9[/b] [b]Pros[/b] -Natural sense of justice (from his Changling ancestry) - No-nonsense attitude -Cunning detective -Can morph into any object [b]Cons[/b] -Gruff -Can't get humanoid faces right -Has to go into a liquid state every 16 hours for 8 hours [b]Genus Rating[/b] 60.8% He's my favorite character
- Using mammal brain to give me Big Sad so I sleep inside log and stop running around like a retard during the winter time when prey is scarce
- Another for me is "Grandmother witch is teaching me some spells and tricks" which doubles as a speech exercise if said aloud.
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-phrases-that-get-stuck-in-your-head%2Fposts%2F12278] i forgot "anus titty". really not funny at all sorry guys [/quote] It's doesn't have to be funny, baby. Come here π
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwould-you-rather%2Fposts%2F13064] tears would you rather fuck pgfoots ass or his mouth and why [/quote] I would rather fuck his ass so I can kiss him on the mouthπ
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- I know when a girl likes you lean in and I'll show ya π