Yo!! I had like 50 cent and this other dude had $3 I put my 50 c down, rolled 7/11 boom took his 50 cent, put a dollar down, 3, 4, 5, 6 bam!! nigga had a dollar left, one more roll boom boom boom!! Where'd ya money go bitch!! Then I saw this fly ass honey in these fine ass sweat pants, sweet baggy ass sweat shirt and I'm like yo honey let me buy you some Doritos and shes all like me?! an I'm like yeah baby I got you, and she started reachin for them 1.39 does and I'm like woah honey I'se talkin bout dem .25 does, and shes all like sorry, and then we went back to her place she gave me a hug at the door and i'm all like DAMN!!!! You know what yr doin!!! Then I went home with my 3.25 NIGGAS!!!!!!
Swann
- I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's the Sandias in Albuquerque, NM great place to visit and drink Satellite Coffee or the coffee caddy corner to satellite with the more down to Earth fucks, folks I mean, either way Crystal Meth Zuni dance as you experience the Spirit That Moves Through All Things at sunset, fuckin granite glow from the Sandias, MWAH!!!!
- torture motherfucker, torture! I say we strap him to a chair and play the top selling musician in the world, Kenny G, while reading that top selling plebian "author" Stephen King then we suck his fuckin cock while fingering his fuckin asshole!!!! I am the wrath of God, who's with me!!!!!!!
- Bad ass. I like the idea of Rez erection, a Native American boner. A line of my new rhyme: I'm back...like the fat boys, bitches sayin' Yes! Like I'm James Joyce. Anonymous art, Sartre is my hero, he didn't accept the nobel prize for literature, Where's Pierre? Pierre is not there. Countin on death being the end, butt fuck if I know. Travellin nomadic style fillin' up notebooks gleanin what I like most then leaving em in some city doin my best to leave no traceable info in em. Thanks for learnin' me hillips
- Bisexycle!! I saw alcoholism as a beast stronger than I and knew to keep away. I quit chocolate covered espresso beans which I was incredibly addicted to, I sunk the 8 ball in on the break then shook hands with Nobody and realized much more is possible than I had previously imagined!!!
- sayin no matta what happens during the day, at the end of the night, no matta what, I'm drunk with 2 bitches!! https://youtu.be/IqdeH8QxHMQ
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fever-met-a-fellow-bloarder%2Fposts%2F285] congrats OP on having your post liked by every single registered bloard member [/quote] You mean there are only 7? The richness of the few had me believing there were many many more obsequious bitches!!! Fatuous cunts!!! oh my, pardon reethpect Lagrima Puerto Rican Mafia in effect
- Coo Kingdad42, all the peeps w/ minds I admire have generally gone to the loony bin a fucking routine sounds like a great life someday i'll get to my essay on nomadic post-humanistic ecology and Slothrop The gods died they died laughing when one God proclaimed himself the only god
- Yes take a break from bloard so you can do gooder We look forward to your quickened return Me, I'm in such a deplorable state anything can only make me in less of a deplorable state joop rocks surely I can be frank
- Damn!! I wake up, lay there till I can lay there no longer, make coffee, check Bloard, don't want to sign in right away, but Joops posts are just too hot not to +1 em, read some, practice Donna Lee and Bachs Sonata #1 in g minor for violin, take a lovely walk where my greatest ideas percolate into my conscious mind, laugh my ass off while walkin, generally with nothing isolating me from the direct experience of living, although have been wearing sunglasses to cut down on the wrankles I'll get when I'm too old to get into the club, walk slow so anyone following me either gets bored or has to pass me so then I'm following them, (looks around making sure no one is reading this over his third person shoulder) work on some original tunes, try not to have too much of a routine so the motherfuckers can't catch one in a rut. Actually caught a runaway bus tryin to escape the mafia and the motherfucker went five minutes turned around and where it picked me up was the end of the line and so I had to sweat it out another hour wondering if Bruno would recognize me beyond my fisherman's hat, sunglasses, and lay. Looked out the window this morning (1pm) and saw within the window a vortex of golden light specks tunneling toward me, I moved left and they spiraled outward, moved right again and they spiraled toward me and it's moments like that that make me wonder.
- Yes, I drawed it and appreciate your appreciation, my mission is to make men mad
- When i got da blues I go to thee best restaurant get me some prime steak potaoes n shit, drank some chardiney then a stacked sunday for dessert, ha ha 2 sundays, then go to the soup kitchen w/ community (people to talk to) get a glass a water, sit there and when someone asks me why i'm not eating I tell them, Yes sir good times!!!
- You can't fire me cause I donthaveajob!!! Nirvana be with you. Pure interdimensional genius. Last time I had a 9-5 after a month, one day I started crying on the busride there and when I got there they said, sorry no work today, you can go home and we'll pay you for half a days work, this went on for a week till when the project would have ended anyway. Now it pains me to even hear of anyone working more than a few hours a day, even if I'm sitting outside in a park on a sunny day it causes me to grab my stomach and roll over into fetus position crying for my mommy, yr a tuff motherfucker hillips, but I DONT envy you
- Yeah, in the last couple years I've only read, Skeleton's Key to Finnegan's Wake, Finnegan's Wake, Ulysseus, The Fall, Capitalism and Schizophrenia both volumes, Nietzsche and Philosophy, Invisible Man Ralph Ellison, The Gospel According to Sri Ramakrishna, Infinite Jest, Brief Interviews w/ Hideous Men, The Pale King, The Sound and the Fury, As I lay Dying, The Idiot, Beloved, Their Eyes Were Watching God, Souls of Black Folk, The Gift of Death, Nausea, 100 Years of Solitude, The Under dogs, Beneath the Underdog, and maybe a couple few more, Who has time to read when there's so much pussy to be getting and blow to smell, oh yeah American Deperado! Right guys?
- Freud has a bad rap, he's an entertaining writer and has great ideas, a lot of times I'm reading him and am impressed with his knack for bullshitting, he is a master bullshitter, which I admire, if I had to pick a psychoanalytic school it would be Jungian though, went to school for psychology because of my love of Jung and there was like one fucking paragraph on jung the whole school career. Freud drops Jewels though, we just have to figure out what's pyrite and what's not.
- I was makin out with this pretty hot girl, maybe African American, and just "read" in freuds dream lectures I listened to on my walk back from the central library (6miles at least) where I got Deleuzes book "Foucault", Foucault, the order of things, think fast and slow a book about the psychology of economics, a book about economics written by a psychologist and did you know Adam Smith who wrote Wealth of Nations was a Scot professor of moral philosophy and good friends with Hume?, but in the freud book he speaks about 4 characteristics of dream, condensation distortion allusion and symbolism, so in condensation one thing can represent a few things, so then the chick I was making out with I think represented 2 chicks, but then guess who was in the dream? the ex-lady, (in almost all my dreams) she was in it and we were having a good time, then she had to leave, but said she was going to leave her body there and I was like Yes! I didn't even know that was possible and her body was a wild woman with a fairly different personality and we had the best time of my life. Just read in Proust about german literature and the varieties of onanism, then in the freud lectures on dreams he says onanism! like never!! then one day after the next?
- Bitch don't kill my vibe. Never hire mercenaries hillpis!! You never read The Prince? Jesus fucking Christ where the fuck have you been Bloardman? It's up to you to make Bloard lively!!! You bloardman are our only hope!!! LOL Joop, you deserve a break, that schedule post was killer. Hillips, or hillips the ever met a fellow bloarder classic, but step up the game, I'm only sayin this cause I know you are capable of great feats, all you other fucks (excluding Kingdad42, yr doin a fantastic job) Write!!! fuckin cocksuckers, DO THE WORK!!!
- Yeah, I only have time for Bloard
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbunners-the-chopper-com%2Fposts%2F678] what does it all mean? I'm ready to embark on a quest to find the truth. [/quote] It's a distraction to keep you from attending Ber... revolutionary get togethers, or rallys. Obviously people. Is OP other person? Other Pers. Just met M. Charlus the other day LQ (life quality points in case no one here reads Harper magazine) increased exponentially, not really but really, but more I just wanted to use one of those long fancy "E" words. You all are doing great work here. Maybe we can draw on real life experiences instead of mass media allusions, wait a minute...? Oops, forgot I was on bloard, nevermind the last thing I said, well the penultimate, ok 32 ft per sec per sec, ok y'all continue on your virtuous cycles, if you want to, fly as high as the eagle and crawl as low as the worm, the greatest miracle I ever performed was to eat when i'm hungry and drink when I'm thirsty
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwho-runs-this-sight%2Fposts%2F632] and im a nuttan organ [/quote] Aren't we all!!!
- Thuperb ? bloard #1 ok, Sky #1 study it. Nephology. this ? deserves much thought. The greatest literature generally points into nice tight moist pussy, "nice" might be a redundancy tight moist pussy, ok, better realize yr a lucky guy I know I'm a lucky guy, before bloard I was pretty sure, now I accept it whole heartedly ok stallion, that's all this fag has to offer at the moment [img]https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkBgwDx5Nx4pshIYPbomX0yxUz0Dy5Vx48CsoswRY81onIELEh[/img] Good Faith
- Hail hillips!!! King of Bloard!!! Pay yr taxes motherfuckers!!! Green beens and chocolate milkshakes banana splits and macadamia nuts bow bitches pay obeisance hands folded in supplication kiss the ring riotous joy when the king consents to appear grovel sniveling puppies GROVEL!!!!!
- Ha ha! The fall!! From books to people. Yr a madman sir. Explore the black holes of your face. Master their expression son. Bursting expressions of identity formation A speaker worth listening to a listener worth speaking to Oh boy oh boy Fearless joy Distraction: destruction of focus The supreme godhead said Oh mighty armed Arjuna subduer of EneMEEZ!!!! Fight mother fucker!! Fight! Make them accept destruction Fight and live well Work and Love baby
- I wake up, lay there and think for like 2 or three hours, then I say out loud, "it is time." Get up and am into it like a wild stallion. Never look at the clock or by alarm clock, ooooey!!!
- I was walking all around with my guitar listening to, "The Making of Modern Economics" when 2 people sitting on a porch asked me to play a song, I did and they said their neighbor was really good and they were goin to go get him, he came out and jammed and was pretty good at leads, but when he played and sang Grateful Dead he was really good, turned out he only knew Dead stuff, but was really good at it, we smoked the wacky tabaky and jammed a while, then I walked all over got lost listening to the rest of my audio book, all that I had transferred, he's such a good reader, finally made it back, crashed and 1st night in a while no dreams. It's warm here; life is good.
- Slothrop is a bad ass dude in Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow, a like 700 pg encyclopedic comedic pornographic dope novel, which is why the task of the essay is daunting to me, having to reread GR And write about it, nomadic post-humanistic ecology is deleuze which be why it's even more daunting, but right now i'm in the middle, lower middle of a 7-10 book novel w/ each book about 5-600 pgs, And I want to do an essay about Slothrop and Brother Tod Clifton from Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man and writing an album inspired by Derrida Deleuze Nietzsche and the Gospel according to Sri Ramakrishna w/ the tentative title, PussyFreak Deep in Hot Bitches, so please my compassionate friends, wish me fuck!!!
- I do things to fend off despair and anguish, it usually works and is a productive good time, at some point i'll probably have to stop, or transform...
- Barry Seal, was he a cocaine cowboy? kingdad42 we all may be fucked, just remember the wise words of schwartzy, I know Nothing!!!!
- Brothers brothers brothers and possibly sisters, and hermaphrodites, we must keep our floors edible clean at all times
- A pure becoming w/o measure, a veritable becoming-mad, which never rests
- Right before I go to bed and first thang in the Moanin' https://youtu.be/__OSyznVDOY
- Noooooo!!!!! oh, wait a minute got me!!!! April Fuck! it's the 2