well erik, needless to say, i did not read that post. but i pressed the plus button because we are friends.

Thank god you’re here, “kob”. I was just in need of getting my dick sucked.

How did ya'll settle on the "bloard green" color that we all know so well? Personally I think that "bloard" is the sound I would make while vomiting, and vomit is the color of bloard. Anyone else have ideas for how this color was chosen? Paeging BLOARDMAN

Sip cautiously lest ye fall unto electrolyte imbalance.

*puts feet up on desk* Hey bloard crew. It’s youre boss Scout. this is the bloard where you can unbutton your shirt, remove your tie, take off your blazer, what-the-fuck-ever (yup you can swear) and just post super casually. No business uncasual allowed.

Lol jk i wouldnt plus bloard member "kob" even to minus him

Pressed the plus, just so i could press the minus.

Nice on, "kob". Great.

never been stung by a bee before. should i join the club?

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10923] i dont have a secret. did someone tell you i have a secret? i dont need to keep any secrets i am very honest 😌 [/quote] You know where liars go?

Tell me your secret.

*posts thread and gets 1 reply* Welp, that’s it. Time to pack it up. Bloard is dead, we’re fucking done. I’m going back to FYAD and making a weird twitter account to mourn the loss of this raw epicness. *jerry responds to my thread* ...sike! Bloard is epic. This shit is so fucking hype. Holy shit dude, bloard is back and better than ever. I just came

drink water fellas

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-is-dead%2Fposts%2F10334] seriously? you aren't in.. whoops, I mean.] yeah, when [/quote] Alright, freaking lol, bug deal. You may have trolled me this time but this is the last time you fuck with me.

Welcome back, phage.

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-coming-down-after-a-night-of-raving%2Fposts%2F9976] please sir, this is a wendy's [/quote] qarter pouder

I'm a big fan, erik.

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fracism-bloard-safe-space-for-racism-not-a-trap%2Fposts%2F10330] it’s ok to be racist in this thread huh. i guess this thread, is america! fuck! [/quote] Ladys and gentleman, boomrosted

*breath in* BLOARD! LOL!

[quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fstay-hydrated%2Fposts%2F10724] i just had some water. but thanks anyway [/quote] arent Toilets basically an infinite supply of water? lol you greedy bastard.

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10945] i log out [/quote] Wellcome back! Wait... oh fuck... where are you going? Oh shit. Aw man. Come on dont go.

I vote scout.

I'm going to fuck a woman in the ass.

Thinking about the past... stared at the fan for probably 2.5 hours which only lead to me producing the biggest, longest and most epic sigh I've ever created. That's sad... but at least my dog is getting attention. Anyway what's up.

ahh shit oops.

*creeping through abandoned halls, you see this bloard is long abandoned. cobwebs line the corners. boarded up remnants of ancient posts decay and crumble at your gentle touching. no bloarder has been here in centuries, not since the bloarding accident of 1608*

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10928] Scout asked me not to tell anyone about their voluntary catheter ^_^ tehe 😌😅😊 [/quote] BRO! I WAS GONNA REVEAL IT ONCE YALL POSTED 100 SECRETS!

super sleep bloarders

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLORPPPRORPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSHHHHLLLLL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-psa%2Fposts%2F10169] Listen fellas, you can't just type posts like "BLOOBY BLOO ABDAMSA!!!!!!" over and over again. Think about what you want to say, how it adds to the threads, and give it a little finesse to give it that classic Bloard charm. Try to get your brain juices flowing for a nice bit of intellectual discussion so you don't look like some sort of Ape From the Cave trying to use a laptop that some far more advanced alien visitor left behind. If we clean this place up maybe Swann will come back. Hell, maybe Jerry will finally find that picture of The Borrowers eating spaghetti off of a button plate. And if you don't I will murder you with my mother freaking guns and my other many cool power abilities. [/quote] *kickboxes you into a corner and does 500000000000 move combo* FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!! *blows ur head off with a freaking shot gun*

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10960] I eat jesus every Sunday. Praise the lort [/quote] Lol... praise the bloart... (bloard reference)

give it to me OP

holy shit...hank wanrs to see my bloard. I’m honored, hank.😂😂😂

good bump, post mans zack

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwwait-a-minute%2Fposts%2F10275] OP you ve got five minutes to put what the answer to your joke. come on man... lets hear it. im not messing a round. cmoooon...... [/quote] Beat his ass.

for sure. your mother too, perhaps?

Today i will sit in the same place.

lol, nice one. this is my favorite bloard.

*blows my head off with a fricking glock*

i remove my honey from my coat pocket and join my syrupy brethren at last