Hey, I’m from out of town. Could I just get a Snickers bar?

I take a short rest and prepare a spell: level 3 nurple of purpling

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10515] (I flash my badge and pull out my nightstick) big mistake, criminal [/quote] sorry officer didnt realise 😳 thatll be $13 for the snickers with the emergency services discount

[quote=Phage;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10516] Hey, I’m from out of town. Could I just get a Snickers bar? [/quote] $14.99, please

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10518] sorry officer didnt realise 😳 thatll be $13 for the snickers with the emergency services discount [/quote] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community.

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] HEY OFFICER IF YOU COME TO CHERNIPS BETTER HARDWARE STORE YOU CAN BULK BUY THE SNICKERS FOR A DISCOUNTED $20 *i yell disruptively across the street while twirling a sign*

Good work chappy, this SOB Pigfoot’s got more replies in his thread than mine, we gotta do something!

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] thanks officer, do not mind these two. in fact i advise you to arrest them immediately

He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down!

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10526] He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down! [/quote] are those lies 80% off too, huh buddy??

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10526] He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down! [/quote] Boss he's still getting more customers than us! and i think people are stealing from us because there are no employees in our store 😟

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10526] He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down! [/quote] that's actually not my department. I'm on the Snickers beat these days. sounds fucked up though, so good luck with the kids or whatever

HAha tHis PlACe SucKS I'm GOInG tO "Nernip''s department store" It has everything I need for a happy home and happy life *smiles at the camera*

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10607] "Nernip''s department store" [/quote] we can help him advertise with this as a catchy nickname

One Hog Hammer For Pounding Hogs Please

*visibly sweating and ushering my hogs out the back exit*

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10691] One Hog Hammer For Pounding Hogs Please [/quote] absolutely have this one on the house

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10692] *visibly sweating and ushering my hogs out the back exit* [/quote] Quick wowneat, get moog''s hogs!