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- been refreshing bloard for a while, im aiming to create complete server overload and meltdown, could someone help please? i think with the power of two computers we can reduce bloard servers to a pile of molten metal in a bout a day
- Look, we all know it's true: You're a fuckposter. That is to say, you're worse than the shittiest of shitposters. You fucking suck Titanic Ant dick. Really bad. Smelly. Shitty. Vile. That's what your posts are. You're the Hindenburg of failson fuckposter shitfellas, and it's plain for all eyes to see. When everyone notices your stupid idiot shit handle on the right hand side of the screen and the red "-> X new" next to the title, everyone shields both their eyes and noses. They can smell your unclean hangnails clack on your virgin Cherry MX's that you've spent your disappointed mother's husband's stepfather's retirement money on, and they can imagine your discoloured back sweat on your stained "Gamer Chair" which you bought by begging with teary bloodshot shitty eyes those idiots on Twitch to sub to you so you could get a couple extra $ for your failfuck shitstain fuckboy shithead fuckshit lifestyle of empty nothingness and halitosis which somehow emanates from every body cavity which we can all smell through our monitors, you worthless fucking shitfuck. My god, look at you. There's no fucking hope, whatsoever. It's pathetic, it's sad, and we're all very, very sorry you exist every time we're reminded that you exist by you fuckson failboy fartposts. How are you going to get out of this one? More importantly, is it worth it? We can smell your farty tears rolling down you enormous, acne-cratered face as you read this. It's so fucking sad. It's SO sad. I'm crying as I write this, in fact. How will you stop fucking up with every heartbeat pumping your fartblood through your shitveins? Well, we're here to talk about it. We're here to talk about YOU. That's right, about the 300-lb bag of dogshit reading this RIGHT NOW. You are the star of the show now, you hulking mistake. We're talking about how you fucked up. About how you smell so bad the shower has to take a shower every time you remember you have a bathroom. We're talking about your fuckson failboyposts. It's all you. It's on you. We're staring at you. We can smell you. We're waiting. We're sorry. Anyway, hope that helps. Thanks for checking out the self-help thread π
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11078] Itβs sadurdy night and u know Iβm posting on bloard [/quote] fuk yeah derek
- had a buddy who put kepchup on bagels... thats right. on mac and cheese, too. then a few years after i stopped talking to him he shot his girlfriend and went to the bad man house. coincidence?
- iβm thinking about shoveling doit now... Hoes and Shovels 25% off! #NuBloardHardware
- Iβm not wearing a shirt. I am in a hot tub at the moment. Snow is on the ground. It is beautiful. Really shouldnβt be using a phone while Iβm in a hoβ *crash bang fumble Splash!* brreehshsysukpssksjandhulpdgulpdnshulpsbdhulp ajshshsbshss zzzzzzzzββββββ
- Biscotti Night Bloard ππππ π¦π¦ π¦π¦ π β―ππΎSNAP SOUNDSπ©π©π©π©π©π©π© π¦π¦ π¦π¦ ππSPITπSPITπSPITπSPITπSPITπ SPITπ©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π© SPIT π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©SPIT SPIT π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π© SPIT π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©
- i'm just waiting for the return of the "manky kong" (see below) [img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/donkeykong/images/a/a0/Manky_1.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100819212654[/img]
- no beefsnack s pretty cool. bug deal is a cool guy also. take it from me, i know these things. you dont have to believe yourself but you should believe me, hillips.
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F10919] Iβm down π [/quote] *clown
- Hey guys whats going on!? Just got back from eating out some gramma behind a barn... whoa whats with all the blood?
- "four word only" make come back this week ... make dumb guys have uses them head onto here just this once π four word game test what hide back your fore head, cant join?? your must have dumb face area also just read here some guys gets band with kick from mods when dont post four part word. good, them fool cant even math, four very easy even baby know this?? ππ
- Once upon a time there was a young boy with an exceptional gift for posting on-line. This boy was clearly a prodigy, even at a young age, and often times he would be challenged by local forum admins from towns and villages across the land. No matter what happened though, he was always able to beat them with their own logic, and win the hearts and minds of the populace. One day, however, an evil little imp decided to post about Duplo on the Lego forums. The people were enraged, but knew their young hero would come to save them. However after several long days, and many reports, the thread still remained up. The people looked around everywhere, but the young poster was nowhere to be found. To this day he has never been seen, but legends tell of a day when the Goude Poster shall return. And on this day we shall all engage in merriment on-line, and the birds shall sing the songs of heroes in midi form. But over the years this legends have changed and twisted as new tongues spread the stories of the on-line hero. Who was he? What forums did he frequent? Is it possible that he could have played a hand in creating Bloard? One must study the ancient Bloard Scrolls for fragments of truth, and only within can we find the true Bloard Creation Myth, and the knowledge of the posters of yore.
- not to me... EDIT: i wanted to clarify that i meant "not funny to me." i know bloard man wasn't jacking off to me. that would be presumptuous EDIT2: were you jacking off to me?
- jack and erik: "with team work we'll over come!" (orga drop pant) *jack cups left ball* *erik cups next ball* just then, orga tiny dick goes hard! with they work done, they take seat, pray, then have stew made from peas, eggs, pork, nuts, corn, rice, mayo, plum, okra, duck, also beef
- [b]Odo from DS9[/b] [b]Pros[/b] -Natural sense of justice (from his Changling ancestry) - No-nonsense attitude -Cunning detective -Can morph into any object [b]Cons[/b] -Gruff -Can't get humanoid faces right -Has to go into a liquid state every 16 hours for 8 hours [b]Genus Rating[/b] 60.8% He's my favorite character
- ok. new angle. the title says it gets locked after one person posts in it. but, i never said who that one person is! that's what the thread has been about the whole time. now you're the stupid ones? please ignore my previous posts on the subject
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10513] Pigfoot I. Sorry [/quote] that is ok, i have come to accept losing a limb as a part of the hardware store lifestyle
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fjust-trying-to-kill-a-little-time%2Fposts%2F3720] dip is in the oven [/quote] why are you in the oven? [quote=jessica;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fjust-trying-to-kill-a-little-time%2Fposts%2F3722] Hey I have a few minutes before I eat the dip [/quote] why are you eating joop?
- i forgot to say this for the past three months but it's been pigfoot each month. this month its erik.
- thanks pal :) whats up with you? how was the oscars?
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3103] Great post, KD. Something I'd like to add: Fuck you.l [/quote] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img]
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4905] maybe let it cool off for a week before coming back in with a full beard, etc., etc. that reminds me of an amusing anecdote. one time I was at the gym and I hopped off the elliptical and one of the employees was like "could you please wipe that down." I was like wipe what down, i only touched the little handle bars. they said yeah wipe that down. i did but you better believe i was peeved [/quote] I'm so sorry this happened to you. come work out in my garage instead. it doesn't have a very clean floor and we don't wipe anything down ever.
- yeah and your a freaking brain bedner, hurts my fuckin breain reading this shit. christ. unreal.
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8364] beef jerky [/quote] ......oh damn! LMAO
- i'm going to mail a box of live ants to everyone in this thread thats pro ant.