imagine my surprise when jop, jope, yope, yupe, and joup were all taken
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- Hit the Cherndog with some digits my man [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10625] One Time I watched Falling Down with a girl and she talked shit about it the whole movie so the next time we watched a movie together she picked Purple Rain and I talked shit about Prince the whole time and she didn't call me again. [/quote]
- Here it is [youtube]https://youtu.be/KASQos3IrdM[/youtube]
- [img]https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/b7/9e/fab79ec2f4b4b0adb698b1f47568a9c4--fred-flintstone-wilma-flintstone-costume.jpg[/img]
- i trained a hyper-intelligent hog to + good bloard posts for me but then he +ed this one and i had to have him put down
- crystal ball: "man this is some bull. shit. !!!"
- H-hey! Pick up those 5-10 year old dvds! Those are classic straight to home release films! Who do you think you are!!
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-hear-for-th-posts%2Fposts%2F4201] [img]https://cdn2.tmbi.com/TFH/Step-By-Step/display/FH98MAY_CEDPLT_04.jpg[/img] [/quote] bunny ☺
- i'm smelling like a creature from the lost plains
- Another for me is "Grandmother witch is teaching me some spells and tricks" which doubles as a speech exercise if said aloud.
- How does our butthole know what kind of shit we have to take? We've all dropped the calm logs and also had experiences with the diaharea sweats, so how exactly does our binghole know the card before we play it? I've put a lot thought into this and here's what I came up with. At some point in our lives we have all entered a vehicle with the orange light on the console that turns off as soon as you sit on it signaling to both the driver and passenger, the airbags activated. You might wonder (if your a dimbass) how the vehicle knows your in the seat. It's not magic folks--it's science. When the appropriate weight is set upon the passenger side seat it sends the signal to the car computer. It basically says "we got us a motherfucker on the chair. Release the airbag safety so this waste of life doesn't smash his/her shit across the windshield in the event of an accident". Well, our heinie holes are a lot like that. When a well formed log crests the anal cavity it sends a message to your brain. "It's a log sir, no rush but if it's all the same to you we should pop this sucker out a s a p". But, when the diaharea his the anal wall-- it's more of a "gah fuck....the flood gates are going to go. This ass is gonna let it rip in t-minus 59 seconds whether it's hovered above a gas station toilet or not". In conclusion our asses are much like the weight sensors in vehicles. Thanks for your time and have a good night.
- Any ideas on what we should do while he’s in town?
- I had extremely long hair from about 11-15 years old and it looked bad because I didn't put in the effort to take care of it
- when you scratch your ankies after taking off socks when you put some meatball
- posting a thread with the same title as your account name requires roughly the same level of ego as it takes to not feel any shame about "going live" on instagram
- bumping this thread from the last page hehe.. you can call me a 'thread necromancer' xD
- [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEMlJTIU0AAV0NX.jpg:orig[/img]
- My friends, it seems, today, that I would be twenty one yearsss of age.
- sayin no matta what happens during the day, at the end of the night, no matta what, I'm drunk with 2 bitches!! https://youtu.be/IqdeH8QxHMQ
- im visiting jerry's crystal prison every few weeks and showing him the fish i caught in my Black Bass Lure Fishing game for the Gameboy [img]https://i.imgur.com/FcOOEND.png[/img]
- Derek, happy birthday. To celebrate I got bug deal to post you a special birthday greeting in your birthday thread
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-the-incoming-torrent-of-super-hot-north-korean-bloard-babes%2Fposts%2F6967] Who needs north Korean bloard babes when you've got the likes of hillips and orgamecha [/quote] we need the babes more than ever...
- hmm think i might muster up the courage to block off orgamecha too 🗣
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fever-met-a-fellow-bloarder%2Fposts%2F285] congrats OP on having your post liked by every single registered bloard member [/quote] You mean there are only 7? The richness of the few had me believing there were many many more obsequious bitches!!! Fatuous cunts!!! oh my, pardon reethpect Lagrima Puerto Rican Mafia in effect
- not to me... EDIT: i wanted to clarify that i meant "not funny to me." i know bloard man wasn't jacking off to me. that would be presumptuous EDIT2: were you jacking off to me?
- I noticed I was left off the list and that can only mean I am already your friend
- Thinking about the past... stared at the fan for probably 2.5 hours which only lead to me producing the biggest, longest and most epic sigh I've ever created. That's sad... but at least my dog is getting attention. Anyway what's up.
