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"greetings kind merchant, i'd like to peruse your wares. please show me to your finest selection of axes... and mayhaps ye can fletch a few flight arrows to replenish my companions dwindling quiver?"
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im not really sure what that is but im pretty sure we have it "in the back", i can spend 5 minutes looking for it in a small cupboard behind the till while a small queue of agitated customers builds up behind you if you'd like?
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- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6118] I have a theory but im scared to talk about it as it might ruin some friendships 😕😕 [/quote] is the conspiracy that you have friends 😂👏
- hey new bloarders, what’s your twitter name? drop it here and we’ll add u to bloard chat on there. well someone will. i’m still banned from there for another 6 hours. 😬
- got my nipple bit off in a bar in dusseldorf a couple years ago. through my damn sweater too. she latched on and i was swinging her from side to side like a dog playing with a sock. we just got married in august
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-did-this-myself-with-my-own-two-hands%2Fposts%2F9968] Phage's __💩______posts__ ^ [/quote] Cmon man, don’t doo doo me like that
- I'm gettin gHorny just reading all these damn posts! Keep it up folsk, there'sa big contention for the medals this year. Medals such as Gold, Silver, Bronze, you know all the medals.
- For a limited time offer we are now offering hummus infused SnoobyMilk™. He got into our special patch of Big Boy Workouts™ Chickpeas and is now completely stuffed, and ready to be milked (for a year straight!). [img]http://i.imgur.com/9qAzBdG.jpg[/img] Offer while supplies last.
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6829] went on a hunger strike in my parent's basement to raise awareness. didn't eat all day until mom called me up for dinner [/quote] wowneat's mom, hello
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61iZXRCAL6s[/youtube]
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4262] how did thsi thread get past like 3 replies [/quote] love it or hate it, ants are herre to stay
- anal jousting event postponed due to inclement weather. what a pain in the ass.
- Here's my story of having alcohol and looking at bloard. Well first I decided to have a couple of beersbecause I'd rather have some alcohol than not have some (I'm a university student and starting a summer job in June) and I was looking at twitter and playing Battlezone: Combat Commander and then I decided to look at Bloard, which jsutified my decision to have a third beer. So now I'm having my third beer and looking at bloard just as I mentioned on twitter (follow me @interjosh1 for more quality content) also I'm distancing myself from Horny bloard. Sorry
- think you guys might need to update your drivers, you're dropping some frames or something. i said oat milk.
- jack make home made stew? nice! look good : ) will have some soon, take some home then. moog have very soft gums, cant chew, hard food make guts hurt. will gulp this slop down real easy.
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-time-are-you-going-to-bed-bloard%2Fposts%2F5444] in aout 30 minutes. really excited. i love sleeping. it's like being dead. i love being almost dead. imitatively dead. it's super good. i can't wait. every night before i go to bed i do the moves to get ready to pretend to be almost kind of dead. i palm slam my alienware laptop shut and right there i start doing the sleepwalk to the bathroom. making swishing sounds when i gargle up some Listerine or even sometimes the generic, off-brand meijer stuff. not many are interested in the kind of sleep i'm into. i am. i don't normally brag about it especially on bloard, mostly because i respect other bloarders (except derek whatshisface) because they are all respectable and totally not shit humans. i am very familiar with death and i've learned how to accept that i'm a totally lost idiot and staring at the ceiling every night in terror of growing older without an end goal or anything i'm proud of in life is the antithesis of how to solve my problems. i only sleep a few hours total a week because i wake up constantly from nightmares of being stuck in the same place for the next 60 years with nothing to leave behind. then i lift. [/quote] hell yeah i'm going to bed
- hmm think i might muster up the courage to block off orgamecha too 🗣
- Here's te thread where I post a bout a little problem I'm haveng and see if I can get some advice. The problem I'm having is that I'm getting bugged driving up and down the same old strip I've gotta find a new place where the kids are hip. Please advise.
- had a buddy who put kepchup on bagels... thats right. on mac and cheese, too. then a few years after i stopped talking to him he shot his girlfriend and went to the bad man house. coincidence?
- I’m bloarding from the treadmill in my basement in the dark It’s just too fuckin’ hot!
- hello friends Snip snap clippy clap clippity clippity clap today i'll be trying out Pshpshpshpshpsh k k k k k k k k k a variety of triggers Ssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss psh psh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh crxrxrxxxxrtttrt so just sit back and relax hhhhhhhhuuuuuuyuhuuuuuhhuhuhuhyhyyu and enjoy the tingles vuvivevovuvivevovuvivevo Wukwukwukwukwukwukwukwukwukwuk splip splip splip splip splup Mesa mesa mesa mesa mesa jarjar jarjar jarjar jarjar bingbongbingbongbingbong crupple Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepo Zibzibzibzibzibzibzibzibzob Ratata ratata ratata ratata ratata ratata ratata ratatta taratata Gushgushgushgushgushgushgushgushgushgushgushgushgush Pipipipipipipipkpipipipipipipipipipipipipipiipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipiipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipippipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipi
- "four word only" make come back this week ... make dumb guys have uses them head onto here just this once 😂 four word game test what hide back your fore head, cant join?? your must have dumb face area also just read here some guys gets band with kick from mods when dont post four part word. good, them fool cant even math, four very easy even baby know this?? 😆😆
- Hello sir, I am looking for those snickers bars that have peanut butter in them and they're square instead of a candy bar shape. Do you know the kind I mean? do you guys have those here? The place across the street wants $15 for a regular snickers bar and it's like, man are you even listening to me? Aren't my needs important to you? When you nod and smile and then hand me a regular ass snickers bar it's like you weren't even listening when I told you what I wanted and that makes me feel invalid and unimportant to you. you know? I'm looking for a hardware store that will be attentive to my desires and make me feel special and that carries those weird square peanut butter snickers
- The French don't give a hoot about drunk driving. I've noticed this because I'm in France
- i’m thinking about shoveling doit now... Hoes and Shovels 25% off! #NuBloardHardware
- jack and erik: "with team work we'll over come!" (orga drop pant) *jack cups left ball* *erik cups next ball* just then, orga tiny dick goes hard! with they work done, they take seat, pray, then have stew made from peas, eggs, pork, nuts, corn, rice, mayo, plum, okra, duck, also beef
- [b]Odo from DS9[/b] [b]Pros[/b] -Natural sense of justice (from his Changling ancestry) - No-nonsense attitude -Cunning detective -Can morph into any object [b]Cons[/b] -Gruff -Can't get humanoid faces right -Has to go into a liquid state every 16 hours for 8 hours [b]Genus Rating[/b] 60.8% He's my favorite character
- been refreshing bloard for a while, im aiming to create complete server overload and meltdown, could someone help please? i think with the power of two computers we can reduce bloard servers to a pile of molten metal in a bout a day
- debated opening up to a more pro ant stance but then i walked past a group of ant youths at the bus stop and they threw crisps at me and laughed at my haircut so now i hate them more
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- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsecret-pasta-thre-ad-dont-tell-bloardman%2Fposts%2F7273] as moog on mother fucking crack when he wrote this??? [/quote] What kinda of pasta is that BTW they're parenthekeets not brackets this is a backet [🖕]