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- For a limited time offer we are now offering hummus infused SnoobyMilk™. He got into our special patch of Big Boy Workouts™ Chickpeas and is now completely stuffed, and ready to be milked (for a year straight!). [img]http://i.imgur.com/9qAzBdG.jpg[/img] Offer while supplies last.
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- ok i need to workshop this new post. here it goes: Я собираюсь трахнуть этих русских ботов прямо в их киски thoughts???
- I never noticed he had his lil wiener out until now
- [quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4361] ants crawled up my butt and their in my brain now [/quote] i've always said this guy must be thinking with his ass!!!!!!!
- I got what it takes cap. Put me in! 🏈 🙋♂️
- yeah and your a freaking brain bedner, hurts my fuckin breain reading this shit. christ. unreal.
- Coo Kingdad42, all the peeps w/ minds I admire have generally gone to the loony bin a fucking routine sounds like a great life someday i'll get to my essay on nomadic post-humanistic ecology and Slothrop The gods died they died laughing when one God proclaimed himself the only god
- putting together an ikea filing cabinet and puffing away on a joint because i'm WILD and its SATURDAY NIGHT BLOARD
- Bad idea: staying up all night partying with your friends Iffy idea: staying up a bit past curfew playing video games with your friends OK idea: getting to bed at a reasonable hour after having spent a wonderful evening with friends Better idea: hitting the hay by 10:00 PM after binge watching your favorite Netflix original series. You answered the phone when your dad called. Good idea: you're in bed by 9:00 PM having avoided all human contact for the past 24 hours. You let your dad's call go to voicemail even though you haven't spoken to or seen him in 2 months and you live about 3 miles apart. The longer you're able to go without talking to your family, the harder it is to reach out. Why can't they just go ahead and die already?
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8364] beef jerky [/quote] ......oh damn! LMAO
- it's that time again. check your trash cans fellas i bet you there's a big fat ant lounging in there and probably informing the group chat about some oreo crumbs that found their way outside the bag. just as a reminder i'd like to go over some popular methods of dealing with these pesky pests: - remove all forms of food from home so as to not lure hungry colonies by way of scent. this includes things that ants usually wouldnt eat but might nibble during periods of famine or special occasions/holidays such as baby teeth and leather upholstery - place small gated fences obstructing possible paths of travel, say in front of windows and/or doorways. note that this is more of a psychological deterrent since the ants probably could just climb past, but wont due to fear of trespassing. the gates are extremely important so that ants that are already in your home may leave. - do not invite strangers into your home as they may be ants. this is how they got me a few years back and i had to flood my house to get them out of my walls
- "i like to bloard from the 'world 1-2 warp zone' what video game character am i?" [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/565160578671337473/TM6fttP4.jpeg[/img]
- OFFICIAL Gym Bloard Suppliments ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️★ Great supplements, ordered these for my entire family we dont even need to sleep anymore and all of us have lost our hair, i imagine this is streamlining for maximum performance in the gym. Also good that they are swallowable pills as all my teeth fell out after two days, overall very good supplements will be ordering more in the future
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhey-beefsack%2Fposts%2F7464] Hey beefsnack sure but I was talking to beefsack. [/quote] oh man i feel so super emberresed :(
- they should put little porno pics on there so you can jack off on the way to work easier
- i've been waiting for this for a long time. ni hao babes :skintone3-grin:
- i frequently dream that im waking up and doing my normal morning routine and then i wake up for real and get confused
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F7498] Ant's the best [/quote] [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F7518] I gotta go with jerry on this one [/quote] [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F7521] i dont get whys theres so mucn ants hate they are so good [/quote] you guys are fuckin up
- oh dear, oh dear oh dear, a curse for snooby.. well, if i must... snooby, during the next year, the likely-hood that you'll say the n word in public is raised by 20%. please be careful 😟
- I'll see you levitate about 1 foor off the ground in Horny bloard when someone kisses your belly like that, I'll say! Aqoooga!
- i did not notice but i do know that if you beat youare meat at incredible high speed you can shoot energy waves out the dick hole possible intereference with radio tech? some dude (not me) jerked off at 2400megahertz and blew up his microwave i know this
- no beefsnack s pretty cool. bug deal is a cool guy also. take it from me, i know these things. you dont have to believe yourself but you should believe me, hillips.
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- My friends, it seems, today, that I would be twenty one yearsss of age.