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thank you for these kind words Bappi i hope you enjoy the complementary Bloard posting-peanuts that have been sitting in the rain for 5-7 weeks

i must confess that i am pissed about not having super strength exoskeletal limb extensions that allow me to jump 8 feet and rip a truck tire in half. and when the technology is available i bet all my bulies will have them and i wont and i'll be even worse off hiding in the bathroom from a hovering robotic power suited dickhead trying to give me a ultra nougie down to the fuckin brainstem

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10975] does my dick look weird to you [/quote] take the little cowboy hat off of it and it will probably look fine

How do I post on bloar Excuse me I need help how do I post topic Help help help help needed help how do I post on blored Im new hello how do I prost on borund Post tropic send post topic send send send Search topic titties and asshole search topic big tittie assholm Excuse how do I search on blorg excuse me

so fail

I'm a big fan, erik.

(Verse 1) Yo, it's a tale of pixels and smells, Where gamers thrive and diaper dwells. In the world of screens, where battles rage, There's a secret weapon for every stage. Button mashing, joystick flying, But when nature calls, there's no denying. In the midst of quests and epic fights, There's a diaper waiting to ignite. (Chorus) Gaming hard, poopin' harder, In a stinky diaper, no need to falter. Level up, drop a load, In the virtual world, it's a secret code. (Verse 2) In dungeons deep and worlds unknown, Where heroes rise and legends are sown. But when that rumble comes to play, There's a diaper to save the day. No time for breaks, no time to stall, Just drop it like it's hot, answer the call. In the realm of games, where stories unfold, There's a stinky secret, hiding in your hole. (Chorus) Gaming hard, poopin' harder, In a stinky diaper, no need to falter. Level up, drop a load, In the virtual world, it's a secret code. (Bridge) Some may laugh, some may scorn, But when you're gaming, it's your sworn. To conquer foes and save the day, Even if it means in a stinky way. (Verse 3) So let the games rage on, let the battles begin, With your diaper on, you're bound to win. No need to worry, nothing to fear, When you're gaming hard and having a beer. So embrace the smell, embrace the funk, In the world of games, you're never sunk. With your controller in hand and your diaper on tight, You'll conquer all, with all your might. (Chorus) Gaming hard, poopin' harder, In a stinky diaper, no need to falter. Level up, drop a load, In the virtual world, it's a secret code.

posting here for some "welcome back to bloard" +1s :)

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fever-met-a-fellow-bloarder%2Fposts%2F285] congrats OP on having your post liked by every single registered bloard member [/quote] You mean there are only 7? The richness of the few had me believing there were many many more obsequious bitches!!! Fatuous cunts!!! oh my, pardon reethpect Lagrima Puerto Rican Mafia in effect

not to me... EDIT: i wanted to clarify that i meant "not funny to me." i know bloard man wasn't jacking off to me. that would be presumptuous EDIT2: were you jacking off to me?

You’re bloardvited to join jerrychat. A state of the art extended bloard experience. [url]https://discord.gg/eQGxTb[/url]

HEY Y'ALL I EAT FUCKIN ANNNNNTSSS!!!

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-that-gets-locked-after-one-person-posts-in-it%2Fposts%2F12471] Lmao what a noob move. I thought that was the joke the whole time when i saw it was in gbs smh [/quote] fuck him up, derek

stinkling suckling fuckling

Absolutely not Jerry.

I think im going to like it here. i cant wait to post "good morning" in the good morning thread tomorrow morning

i wanna fuck joe biden i wanna bust inside him grab him by the hips kiss him on the lips im soppin at the cob slobbin on his knob i want you biden baby you drivin me so crazy i wanna fuck joe biden

my precious baby

I have mentioned bloard to my therapist

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7860] bull shit. check the horny bloard then come back and tell me that 😒 [/quote] We don't speak of that here

has someone already said "saturday nights alright for bloarding" like the elton john song? if not, im going to say it next week

there all so cool and cute and swag

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F7498] Ant's the best [/quote] [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F7518] I gotta go with jerry on this one [/quote] [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F7521] i dont get whys theres so mucn ants hate they are so good [/quote] you guys are fuckin up

youve shown a lot of initiative in posting this

I’m currently reading https://bloard.com/bloards/gym_AND_Book_bloard/topics/current-book-workout-regiment-your-doing-now and my workout routine mainly consists of getting off the couch and walking up a set of stairs to go peepee. Then I return to the couch where I spend most of my waking hours.

fmeh. it's my birthday

[url]https://yt3.ggpht.com/a-/AN66SAxcszcvU5UHmCjWCwJ9_ZLOo0yiOrIYeA6Wzw=s900-mo-c-c0xffffffff-rj-k-no[/url] sorry not sure how picture works ☺

posting a thread with the same title as your account name requires roughly the same level of ego as it takes to not feel any shame about "going live" on instagram

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fkisses-your-belly%2Fposts%2F13464] slapping my belly and laughing :) [/quote] smbl

That's My Meme And I'm Stickin' To It -Mister Spigetti, USA

try smoiking hella weed haha 😎

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard_francais%2Ftopics%2Fi-need-to-practice-my-french-that-s-why-thisis-here%2Fposts%2F4302] tu es tous stupides, alors que je suis incroyablement intelligent mwehehehe (dabbing the corner of ma bouche with a checkered serviette de table) [/quote] ptn ct dur à lire ça hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10434] “I’ve been walking around for 15 minutes without seeing any employees to help me. Is something wrong here? Hello?” I said this 32 times in the store before leaving. On the way out I threw a punch at the cashier, I missed but he got the message. 3/10. [/quote] dont let the damn door hit your ass on the way out too, buddy

I put it there and it'ss mine bitch. I'm calling the mario police

Hey, I’m from out of town. Could I just get a Snickers bar?

I never noticed he had his lil wiener out until now

satday night tonight whats everyones plans??

high on that rock right now, truth be told

I'm going to the gym tonight in my continuing efforts to get huge. why get huge, you ask? because being big is better than being small. everybpdy knows that