i wish my legs were a bit shorter.

not to be ironic or anything but i loooooooOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove, when im eating lunch :)

The next time jack m is mean to me I’m kicking him out of bloard chat!

Who was I mean to that warranted me being kicked out

mister spigetti, i think the reason was you had someone blocked so we couldn't add them while you were in the chat.

Ok

It was phage

I wish you all a merry christmas :)

thank you toilet man. merry christmas to you too

I made fried rice for myself and my roommates tonight.

I got locked out of twitter for calling joe mama a shit ass bitch for her bitch ass shit.

my puppy keeps waking up really early in the morning to go to the bathroom and it's impacting my sex life in a negative way because at night I am too tired to bone down from waking up at 5:00 am

Real feel lemon peel. Reggie had us up most of the night with his protests

i just spilled beer on my cheesesteak

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F10060][quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F2186] [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F112] i watched the super bowl just a bit ago [/quote][/quote][/quote]

yesterday I threw up all over myself at a diner :)

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F12261] yesterday I threw up all over myself at a diner :) [/quote] oh hell yeah

drafting various owns and takedowns for future use

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F12294] drafting various owns and takedowns for future use [/quote] WTF

burned my thumb on the air fryer when i pulled out the tater tots

been sitting at my computer like toilet mans profile picture for the past 45 min

I never noticed he had his lil wiener out until now

It would be much better if he was pissin out of it