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[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fever-met-a-fellow-bloarder%2Fposts%2F285] congrats OP on having your post liked by every single registered bloard member [/quote] You mean there are only 7? The richness of the few had me believing there were many many more obsequious bitches!!! Fatuous cunts!!! oh my, pardon reethpect Lagrima Puerto Rican Mafia in effect

time that each user post what they tits feel like. mine feel real hard like orbs that made from rock. can’t have much milk from mine tits. also they look good into tiny swim suit. mine tits make boys feel wild!!!

Hey hold up real quick Cherndog, I'm gonna grab a mop from the back and chase away the farter. Your number is up bro.

im visiting jerry's crystal prison every few weeks and showing him the fish i caught in my Black Bass Lure Fishing game for the Gameboy [img]https://i.imgur.com/FcOOEND.png[/img]

(thinking of how i can make a statement so broad that it encompasses and disavows all potential posts on the matter, thus utterly halting the thread's progression ) pee pee ...hmmM?mmm.., and poo poo :)

Absolutely not Jerry.

I think im going to like it here. i cant wait to post "good morning" in the good morning thread tomorrow morning

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-that-gets-locked-after-one-person-posts-in-it%2Fposts%2F12471] Lmao what a noob move. I thought that was the joke the whole time when i saw it was in gbs smh [/quote] fuck him up, derek

thank you for these kind words Bappi i hope you enjoy the complementary Bloard posting-peanuts that have been sitting in the rain for 5-7 weeks

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i wanna fuck joe biden i wanna bust inside him grab him by the hips kiss him on the lips im soppin at the cob slobbin on his knob i want you biden baby you drivin me so crazy i wanna fuck joe biden

a lot of people don’t know that the word “saturday” actually comes from the ancient greek “santurday” which meant “saturday”

You should always use a water-based moisturizer after exfoliating, bitch

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3mCjC7tCy8[/youtube]

Just listened to the hit single "Them Powerful Beans" but had to quit since it's a 40 minute prog opera

Little Erik and I are friends again.

[url=https://twitter.com/BloardDotCom/status/901704123665580032][img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIN_AGmUQAInEQI?format=jpg&name=900x900[/img][/url]

Hey, bitch. Read the thread title.

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbumper-sticker-ideas%2Fposts%2F13859] co-exist but its all the video game console and company symboles all together in harmony [/quote] [img]https://peacemonger.org/assets/images/CS259---Coexist-Gaming-Parody-Sticker.jpg[/img]

hi jerry. have you done something that would change the smell of your breath recently? more pleasant than usual. 😀

FOr my balls they are a-bakin' .. *harmonica solo*

BaooY wbaithady delsa

When i got da blues I go to thee best restaurant get me some prime steak potaoes n shit, drank some chardiney then a stacked sunday for dessert, ha ha 2 sundays, then go to the soup kitchen w/ community (people to talk to) get a glass a water, sit there and when someone asks me why i'm not eating I tell them, Yes sir good times!!!

so an innocent drive by farting is suddenly forbidden, but the guy who's been jacking off in the corner next to the mop buckets and rakes has been here for over two weeks, just tugging away and grunting at anyone who walks by, mashing his spud raw... i guess snooby showed us his true colours today.

The pool is peens... don’t pee in, on, or around peens please

the french are nasty little freaks

not to me... EDIT: i wanted to clarify that i meant "not funny to me." i know bloard man wasn't jacking off to me. that would be presumptuous EDIT2: were you jacking off to me?

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-two%2Fposts%2F7326] which one do we shoot!?!?! [/quote] me please

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10434] “I’ve been walking around for 15 minutes without seeing any employees to help me. Is something wrong here? Hello?” I said this 32 times in the store before leaving. On the way out I threw a punch at the cashier, I missed but he got the message. 3/10. [/quote] dont let the damn door hit your ass on the way out too, buddy

Hey, I’m from out of town. Could I just get a Snickers bar?

I put it there and it'ss mine bitch. I'm calling the mario police

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSMRWafx0qM[/youtube] 😬

satday night tonight whats everyones plans??

I love the Posts!

There's 10 types of people in this world 01. gents 02. ladies 03. lads 04. lassies 05. babes 06. wee 'uns 07. chads 08. stacys 09. karens 10. people who don't understand binary

terrible music everyone, keep it up

I'm going to the gym tonight in my continuing efforts to get huge. why get huge, you ask? because being big is better than being small. everybpdy knows that

i’m thinking about shoveling doit now... Hoes and Shovels 25% off! #NuBloardHardware

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F13326] ok i need to workshop this new post. here it goes: Я собираюсь трахнуть этих русских ботов прямо в их киски thoughts??? [/quote] нежным русским женщинам-роботам тоже нужна любовь