Hey just wondering what the biscotti policy is on bloard
Phage
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- Bloard 11!!!!!!! \ ———— ———— >Bloard> | T | | M | / | W | | Y | | I | | S | | T | | P | | T | | A | | E | | C | | R | | E |
- / / / / / / / ^ / / 💩/ / Damn that shit was biscotti
- dug a hole in the ground in the woods behind my house, that’s my fart hole. let’s hear about your fart hole
- At some point we must ask ourselves when we see something: Was that shit biscotti? I saw something. I thought to myself: That shit - well - That shit’s not biscotti. I sentenced time for a crime commited. Take it up in Small Claims Bloard. I sumbit from any further jurisdiction of the case at hand.
- And he is really mad he didn’t make an account earlier! I’m grounded from everything but Bloard for a month! Yippee!!
- Sipping my coffee after dinner. Typing Bloard dot com into the search bar and releasing a giant “ahhhh” when I hit enter. Now here I am. On Bloard. Typing it all out. On a Saturday night. This feeling is unmatched.
- That shit — well, hmmm... what else will that shit, like — welp! Yeah... Stop. Pray, fuck, kiss, suck! Then jizz like she’d want. Horn knee ???? Stop !!!! Just walk past, don’t look with eyes like that. You’d know when you’d know. Back with that jazz shit? Riff then riff some more. Walk left, with torn shoes. Then cram that dick deep thru your kind maid. She’d wipe your poop from your sink, then give your pops some cute wink. Horn knee? Stop !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! Well, just deem this shit true: Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude.
- I’m here to recruit the bloard army. It is time. So far I have these guys fighting: 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤼♂️🤼♂️🤼♀️🤼♀️🤺🤺🤺🏋️♂️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♂️🏋️♂️🤺🤺🤺🤸♂️🤺🤺🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🧘♂️🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🤼♂️🤸🏽♀️🤺🤺🤺🤺⛷⛷🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🤺🤺🤺🤺
- I am not wearing a shirt. I just got out of the hot tub. I feel very grateful I have a safe place to post without my shirt. I used to live in fear. No longer..
- As your Bloard President my first action would be to sit down and crack open a beer. All are welcome to join!
- I am using the mammal brain to sip sip milk milk from big lady honkers
- Welcome to the Grand Opening of Club Bloard!! Open 24/7. DJ Biscotti is on the turntables 🎶 DRINK SPECIALS: Half off Bloardtinis 🍸 and free shirley temples (extra cherries!! 🍒) EVERY NIGHT. Come on in to Club Bloard TODAY!
- Was scared all day “what will they think?” / “will this ruin my career?”—All because I wanted to take off my shirt. Finally, after looking in the mirror repeating “you can do this, phage”, I summoned enough strength to not only take off my shirt—but throw it on the floor. All because of this space. Thank you. Bloard.
- Normies: it’s thursday, can’t wait for friday night! Me, bird brain (magpies are very smart btw): it’s friday jr, can’t wait for saturday night bloard
- 7pm. After two naps - the first: in early afternoon .. the second: a sunset surprise nap - I awake to a special feeling. I think to myself, “why have I been napping so much?”. I think I understand why. Was I tired? Sure—but I could stay tired and function well. (By this point in the post I pour a glass of pinot noir) There simply was something I couldn’t wait for any longer. I needed to pass time as quickly as I could perceive it passing. Th-that’s it. That’s right. Th-that’s why I took those naps. There was something I couldn’t wait any longer for. And what was that shit? That shit’s posting on Bloard on a Saturday Night
- It’s Saturday Night! And I am stuck at tennis practice because my stepdad Waluigi “forgot” to pick me up again....
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fwind_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwind-bloard%2Fposts%2F11096] blow really hard into your floppy drive, when you hear the modem connect simply say your post [/quote] Pfffffaaahhhttfffffftt That work? Could you feel that?
- bouta plop my ol booty down on the fart hole out back behind me house
- I wake up from the ‘long nap’. Mr. Bean is staring me dead in the eyes Mr. Bean: Phage...? Me: Yes, Mr. Bean? Mr. Bean: Do you know what time it is? Me: Do you know why I have awoken? We notice each other have phones in hand. Mr. Bean and I: *simultaneously* What is that? We stare awkwardly at each other. Mr. Bean: On the count of three— Me: We take out our phones Mr. Bean and I: One Mr. Bean and I: Two Dirt Belly Mama: THREEEEEEEE!!!!! BLOARD USERS EVERYWHERE COME OUT OF DOORA WE DIDNT EVEN KNOW EXIST. IT DOESNT MATTER. NOTHING DOES. WHY!?!?!? HAPPY SATURDAY NIGHT BLOARD EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I just want 28 hour days. If I was Bloard President I would slow the rotation of the Earth and it’s travel speed around the sun IMMEDIATELY. I would also fight any immediate environmental change that happens on Earth with my BEAR HANDS. I will also give my people FREE biscotti ever SUNDAY after they are hungover from Saturday Night Bloard
- It is Saturday Night. Time to uncork the wine bottle, pour a tall glass of Pinot Noir and get a rush of serotonin with each letter I type on Bloard. Now for the greatest moment of the night: Posting to Bloard Dot Com
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F12041] satday night tonight whats everyones plans?? [/quote] Mix myself a fine shirley temple w/ extra cherries and post on Bloard baby
- The biggest battle of our lives is ahead of us! An evil Tyrant—Kingdad42—has rigged the election of our beloved country and then exiled all who opposed him and threatened his presidential legitimacy from Twitter Dot Com. I, Commander Phage D. Biscotti, have been working endlessly to bring justice to this country. We will not stand for this! Preparations are almost complete...
- Oh hell yeah what the fuck fellow bloarders it is that crazy time of the week again! Bloard pong table is set up, biscotti is over by the hors d'oeuvres. Three different flavors! You like gaming!? We got it! Log on to your favorite gaming system now! Beers are behind the bar, liquor, N/A beverages! I’m starting off with a double shirley temple extra cherries baby. Let’s get Saturday night Bloard ROLLLINGGG
- [quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10667] Saturday Night Bloard, the last remaining refuge of Phage 😢 [/quote] The crumbs of biscotti scatter in the wind... That shit? Well — that shit’s within all of us. Beyond the cones - - we may live happily 🙂
- Our new special “That Shot’s Biscotti” features Faretti Biscotti liqueur with Grey Goose Le Vanille and Kahlua.. Try it today!
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10661] Phage, my precious phage... [/quote] It’s Saturday Night and I am beside you... on Bloard
- BIRD post Hell this bird. Post says HELL!!!! Birb flys high eats worm poke beak tree hole HONK HONK HONK Nope. Duck nope. Hawk nope. Birb yes. Swan nope. Eats Mush . Hawk—nope. Flys into bush. Hide. Don’t. Make. Move. Hide. Look. Blue skys. Hawk gone. Flys into tree hole. Owls.... Nope. Full room. Flys into skys wind soar thru rain. Cute girl sits down. Poop onto girls face hehe. Tele wire. Sits down. Poop onto cars. Poop onto girls. Hehe Wing hurt. Well, well, well. Blue bird come with beak worm. Feel good. Thnx blue bird. Eats worm. Thnx worm. Moon rise. Suns gone. Flys into bush. Rest. Safe. Warm.
- I got locked out of twitter for calling joe mama a shit ass bitch for her bitch ass shit.
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fworst-things-to-eat-thread%2Fposts%2F10252] pussy [/quote] (Now’s my time to be a more desirable sec shoe ull partner than kingdad) Pussy is the best thing to eat (The bloardettes are gonna love me now)