- mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart goes through a toilet, then explodes into a big piece of hot, white foam, and he has to clean it by sitting on it in his lap, as his brother, Tom Bean, would do. Tom's dad, Mr. Bean-the famous, late father-is in the room at the time, but it's more his brother- Tom's dad is dead. Tom can't go back, his son has been killed, and Tom has an existential crisis. The episode ends with Tom taking the farts out of his belly, and then his face, and that just blows my mind. I am so, so proud of Tom.
- mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart gets in the way, and so the bean tries to keep it out of his butt, because apparently bean's butt is "too small" for the fart to leak out of. But then the fart ends up farting out onto his face, which is something he has never experienced anywhere else. (note: if you're wondering if they can actually hear you fart, in this episode, they do.) So he goes to the bathroom, and gets his asshole cleaned up with a soap and water that he is embarrassed about having. When a bunch of kids come in, he says "I know it's only four in the morning…but maybe a big group!" Then, he says "Hey! Guys! How are you doing?" Then, the kids stop and all of a sudden the beans' face turns purple, and he says "It wasn't my fart!" (they probably just weren't looking). Then then he starts laughing. At this point it's kinda cute, but I just don't want to know what he was laughing about. It just makes me feel sad that he got caught, and then we've lost the plot. Next episode: "Big, Bad, and Fucked up."
- So sorry every one. I’ll hold my pee in until next saturday night. Hopefully the pool will be replenished with salt water and peens will have learned her lesson that drinking all the water in the pool is not a great idea and i will be able to pee inro the pool, finally providing relief to my now watermelon sized balls (on account of all the pee that had been stored in there)