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mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart goes through a toilet, then explodes into a big piece of hot, white foam, and he has to clean it by sitting on it in his lap, as his brother, Tom Bean, would do. Tom's dad, Mr. Bean-the famous, late father-is in the room at the time, but it's more his brother- Tom's dad is dead. Tom can't go back, his son has been killed, and Tom has an existential crisis. The episode ends with Tom taking the farts out of his belly, and then his face, and that just blows my mind. I am so, so proud of Tom.

mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart gets in the way, and so the bean tries to keep it out of his butt, because apparently bean's butt is "too small" for the fart to leak out of. But then the fart ends up farting out onto his face, which is something he has never experienced anywhere else. (note: if you're wondering if they can actually hear you fart, in this episode, they do.) So he goes to the bathroom, and gets his asshole cleaned up with a soap and water that he is embarrassed about having. When a bunch of kids come in, he says "I know it's only four in the morning…but maybe a big group!" Then, he says "Hey! Guys! How are you doing?" Then, the kids stop and all of a sudden the beans' face turns purple, and he says "It wasn't my fart!" (they probably just weren't looking). Then then he starts laughing. At this point it's kinda cute, but I just don't want to know what he was laughing about. It just makes me feel sad that he got caught, and then we've lost the plot. Next episode: "Big, Bad, and Fucked up."

So sorry every one. I’ll hold my pee in until next saturday night. Hopefully the pool will be replenished with salt water and peens will have learned her lesson that drinking all the water in the pool is not a great idea and i will be able to pee inro the pool, finally providing relief to my now watermelon sized balls (on account of all the pee that had been stored in there)

DONT BELIEVE ME JUST BLOARD

oh baby its Saturday.... looking forward to a relaxing night of enjoying a bottle of the official Bloard Wine™️ and appreciating some fine art in my home... [img]https://bloard.mikedettmer.com/imgs/IMG_0450.jpg[/img]

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nothing in that pic is photoshopped, including the "jerry is being temperamental(sic) but..." pic. I ordered canvas prints from somewhere in India for the emojis. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68_9J1qqfm8[/youtube]

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11220] the "jerry is being temperamental(sic) but..." pic. [/quote] i had not noticed that lmao

Can’t think of a better way to spend Saturday night than sitting silently in the foyer in front of the terrifying emojis on the wall drinking cheap wine and contemplating my life choices

Also, and I won’t say this again, but you guys need to double check how you’re spelling temperamental, because I do in fact know how to spell it

Guess what that’s right it’s Saturday night

saturde night you know im think in bout thos beans...

i can feel it, coming to the bloard tonight

sir, this a wendle’s

It’s Saturday Night! And I am stuck at tennis practice because my stepdad Waluigi “forgot” to pick me up again....

[img]https://i.imgur.com/a3vPkeU.gif[/img] happy saturday night bloard

dragging my stinking meat across the jagged rocks of the week only to arrive here battered, bruised, and bleeding in the heart of saturday night

its monday night

why dont they just call i t saturNIGHT?

Saturday Night Bloard

4 real 🤣

it's saturday night and I'm abrading my taint with a hairbrush just so I can feel something

:) [img]https://i.imgur.com/CjrsLkB.png[/img]

it's Saturday night and I'm drinking wine and making homemade ravioli and posting on bloard

driving nails through my scrotum with a roofing hammer because it's saturday night baybee

I’m looking at the jaws marathon on amc and also looking at bloard to see the new posts and I’m also in the club with your niece

boom boom boom boom boom boom *that's the beat to the song the dj is playing for saturdaynight bloard* [img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5a/9b/7a/5a9b7abcb7e1c7a50e298c08f1c1b797.gif[/img]

I’m shaking mu ass all iver the place

i'm taking big gulps from my jug that says XXX on the side and then shattering it in the parking lot woooo!!!!! and then sheepishly sweeping it up before I hit the dance floor 😳

i;m slouching out of my chair and oozing onto the carpet

Is it Saturday night yet

saturday night and we lookin for da hoodrats

Saturday night bloard party folks....let's get sloshed and gather on da couch to watch the president of bloardville get elected on tv

Biscotti Night Bloard 👍🙂👍🙂 💦💦 💦💦 👠☯🍛🔾SNAP SOUNDS💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💦💦 💦💦 🎓🎓SPIT🎓SPIT🎓SPIT🎓SPIT🎓SPIT🎓 SPIT💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 SPIT 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩SPIT SPIT 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 SPIT 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

crushing my filthy penis in a tabletop vise because it's saturday night baybee

it's saturday night and I'm jerkin (and I can't stress this enough) my pud

Gonna rock it up Roll it up Do it all, have a ball Saturday night Saturday night S-S-S-Saturday night S-S-S-Saturday night S-S-S-Saturday night S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!

has someone already said "saturday nights alright for bloarding" like the elton john song? if not, im going to say it next week

saturday nights alright for bloarding! like the eton john song :)