[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSMRWafx0qM[/youtube] 😬

perhaps we are all just toilet men, living in the toilet world - slavoj zizek

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-that-gets-locked-after-one-person-posts-in-it%2Fposts%2F12471] Lmao what a noob move. I thought that was the joke the whole time when i saw it was in gbs smh [/quote] fuck him up, derek

i dont think its that big of a deal honestly..

I’m not wearing a shirt. I am in a hot tub at the moment. Snow is on the ground. It is beautiful. Really shouldn’t be using a phone while I’m in a ho— *crash bang fumble Splash!* brreehshsysukpssksjandhulpdgulpdnshulpsbdhulp ajshshsbshss zzzzzzzz——————

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fever-met-a-fellow-bloarder%2Fposts%2F285] congrats OP on having your post liked by every single registered bloard member [/quote] You mean there are only 7? The richness of the few had me believing there were many many more obsequious bitches!!! Fatuous cunts!!! oh my, pardon reethpect Lagrima Puerto Rican Mafia in effect

time that each user post what they tits feel like. mine feel real hard like orbs that made from rock. can’t have much milk from mine tits. also they look good into tiny swim suit. mine tits make boys feel wild!!!

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I think im going to like it here. i cant wait to post "good morning" in the good morning thread tomorrow morning

terrible music everyone, keep it up

i wanna fuck joe biden i wanna bust inside him grab him by the hips kiss him on the lips im soppin at the cob slobbin on his knob i want you biden baby you drivin me so crazy i wanna fuck joe biden

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-the-incoming-torrent-of-super-hot-north-korean-bloard-babes%2Fposts%2F6967] Who needs north Korean bloard babes when you've got the likes of hillips and orgamecha [/quote] we need the babes more than ever...

bumping this thread from the last page hehe.. you can call me a 'thread necromancer' xD

it's all of us

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F13326] ok i need to workshop this new post. here it goes: Я собираюсь трахнуть этих русских ботов прямо в их киски thoughts??? [/quote] нежным русским женщинам-роботам тоже нужна любовь

i'm the worst poster here, and everyone hates me even mom, it's possible i'm the one for the task

shut da fuck up :)

BaooY wbaithady delsa

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbumper-sticker-ideas%2Fposts%2F13859] co-exist but its all the video game console and company symboles all together in harmony [/quote] [img]https://peacemonger.org/assets/images/CS259---Coexist-Gaming-Parody-Sticker.jpg[/img]

the french are nasty little freaks

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3mCjC7tCy8[/youtube]

When i got da blues I go to thee best restaurant get me some prime steak potaoes n shit, drank some chardiney then a stacked sunday for dessert, ha ha 2 sundays, then go to the soup kitchen w/ community (people to talk to) get a glass a water, sit there and when someone asks me why i'm not eating I tell them, Yes sir good times!!!

Hey hold up real quick Cherndog, I'm gonna grab a mop from the back and chase away the farter. Your number is up bro.

[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4312] Little Erik, I think you're fucked up for having a bathroom floor that is more than one colour. [/quote] anyone reading this thread: if your bathroom floor is not one solid continuous uninterrupted color... you are owned

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fkisses-your-belly%2Fposts%2F13464] slapping my belly and laughing :) [/quote] smbl

*breath in* BLOARD! LOL!

Remember it’s like the beer lmao

Absolutely not Jerry.

i'm busting a freakin nut 😂😂😹

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10434] “I’ve been walking around for 15 minutes without seeing any employees to help me. Is something wrong here? Hello?” I said this 32 times in the store before leaving. On the way out I threw a punch at the cashier, I missed but he got the message. 3/10. [/quote] dont let the damn door hit your ass on the way out too, buddy

Hey, I’m from out of town. Could I just get a Snickers bar?

satday night tonight whats everyones plans??

The pool is peens... don’t pee in, on, or around peens please

Hey, bitch. Read the thread title.

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10500] hey pigfoot do you guys have a customer loyalty program where I put my phone number in the point of sale system and then maybe I get a little discount on common items (like snickers bars the kind with the peanut butter in them not the fucking regular ones that your grandad ate when he was getting ready to do underage drinking and cunnilingus on your grandma out behind the barn) and in exchange you get to track what stuff I commonly buy and maybe market to me via email? [/quote] listen here i thought i told you $15 for the damn snickers bar you can either buy one or im calling the cops

someone’s farted i agree but i am reluctant to blame booger man...

i’m thinking about shoveling doit now... Hoes and Shovels 25% off! #NuBloardHardware

dick cant come hard. have come soft. bros help

so an innocent drive by farting is suddenly forbidden, but the guy who's been jacking off in the corner next to the mop buckets and rakes has been here for over two weeks, just tugging away and grunting at anyone who walks by, mashing his spud raw... i guess snooby showed us his true colours today.

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