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  • slow learner
    hi, welcome to tbloard. we just shoot the shit on theire
    2018-07-04T17:17:07Z
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  • online_homies
    the server is going to burst into flames unless we all pay ten bucks. Obviously, senior posters such as myself will be grandfathered in and will not have to pay.
    2018-07-05T02:06:05Z
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  • kim_jong_skillz
    thats my queue to leave
    2018-07-05T16:34:15Z
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  • kingdad42
    Oh thank god, I'm so glad to hear I'm getting grandfathered in.
    2018-07-05T20:56:19Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    haha yeah king dad you grandfather lookin ass mf
    2018-07-05T21:33:35Z
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  • wowneat
    went on a hunger strike in my parent's basement to raise awareness. didn't eat all day until mom called me up for dinner
    2018-07-07T15:16:12Z
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  • littleerik
    [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6829] went on a hunger strike in my parent's basement to raise awareness. didn't eat all day until mom called me up for dinner [/quote] wowneat's mom, hello
    2018-07-07T19:48:01Z
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  • dick chappy
    we force them
    2018-11-29T16:07:21Z
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  • blandkidneystone
    Grab two friends and do the bloard dance. If they refuse, then give 'em a good old bloard stare down until they piss their pants and post.
    2018-11-29T23:35:46Z
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  • dick chappy
    [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7816] Grab two friends and do the bloard dance. If they refuse, then give 'em a good old bloard stare down until they piss their pants and post. [/quote] bloarders be like [img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/893084fa2350f5bfe2d3e543e3d5f310/tenor.gif?itemid=3495287[/img]
    2018-11-30T11:37:23Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    Itโ€™s creepy how they froze their bodies like that!!!!
    2018-11-30T15:30:31Z
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  • bug deal
    not really; its a very basic bloard technique upon which the more advanced bloard spells are based. You'd know this if you attended bloard u
    2018-11-30T21:56:07Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    I canโ€™t pass the bloard entrance exam
    2018-12-01T00:35:14Z
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  • bug deal
    itโ€™s cool that the way upbloards work the top posts are clinched forever in the first few months before the active user count settles well below the top number of +s. until leh0n erases everything and rebloots it again and gets a few good posters to do it all again before most of them get blored and leave
    2018-12-02T20:39:06Z
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  • littleerik
    [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7827] rebloots [/quote] folks I gotta go with bug deal on this issue
    2018-12-03T18:50:41Z
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  • bug deal
    blug deal.
    2018-12-03T20:23:56Z
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  • meatbot
    i am aware of bloard
    2018-12-04T00:20:00Z
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  • littleerik
    [quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7835] i am aware of bloard [/quote] biiiiiig part of the problem honestly
    2018-12-04T04:48:44Z
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  • beefsnack
    but, more traffic would mean more dummies ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ
    2018-12-04T10:22:51Z
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  • dick chappy
    [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7838] but, more traffic would mean more dummies ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ [/quote] Have some faith. Bloard brings out the best in people โ˜บ๏ธ
    2018-12-04T11:07:05Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7850] Have some faith. Bloard brings out the best in people โ˜บ๏ธ [/quote] bull shit. check the horny bloard then come back and tell me that ๐Ÿ˜’
    2018-12-04T17:19:35Z
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  • blandkidneystone
    [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7860] bull shit. check the horny bloard then come back and tell me that ๐Ÿ˜’ [/quote] We don't speak of that here
    2018-12-04T18:01:49Z
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  • slow learner
    whats bloard. can ony1 explain
    2019-01-07T01:41:55Z
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  • dick chappy
    [quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F8349] whats bloard. can ony1 explain [/quote] Very on brand
    2019-01-07T11:56:28Z
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  • slow learner
    [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F8361] Very on brand [/quote] what does this mean
    2019-01-08T01:01:07Z
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  • littleerik
    I was thinking about the one tried and true way that organizations, companies, and campaigns have attracted people over the years of our civilization, and the solution to bringing in more bloard users struck me like a bolt from the blue: advertising. we need advertising. but how are we going to accomplish this? raise money for a big ad buy with billboards and inserts in US weekly or people magazine? or will bloard spend its ad dollars in a more millenial way by placing an order on google for adwords or maybe engaging an seo firm to optimize terms used on bloard so it shows up higher ranked in searches? those might be fine approaches for lesser web forums. sure, those methods could work if you wanted to attract six or seven hundred new users. but we all know bloard is looking for that huge influx of users that will push us over the top and finally supplant the shit forum that is r*ddit. so how do we do it? the answer is simple. we produce a television commercial featuring the most iconic bloard users. the power users recognizable and loved by everyone. we get their faces on the tv during some popular show like the game of thrones or the briefcase show with howie mandell or maybe young 600 pound housewives of orange county. we get somebody on the tv screen to talk about bloard and how cool it is and all the things you can do with it because of all the technology we've got on here. maybe there's some sexy people writhing around in the background. hell I don't know. if I can get the tvs working in my gym I could show the commercials on there too. like 24/7. I would do it for you guys because I love this place and I love you and sometimes I get so lonely.
    2019-03-16T15:21:18Z
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  • scout
    well erik, needless to say, i did not read that post. but i pressed the plus button because we are friends.
    2019-03-16T17:27:04Z
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  • kingdad42
    Yeah, I tried but it was simply way too long
    2019-03-16T20:00:38Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    I read it all ๐Ÿ˜
    2019-03-16T21:21:44Z
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  • jerry
    i read it :)
    2019-03-17T18:32:21Z
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  • toilet man
    what about a billboard along the highway .... a billbloard
    2019-05-25T23:21:46Z
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  • kingdad42
    How about a clown house full of you guys, since you're all freaking clowns. Let's make a circus and parade Derek on a magical elephant, the spectacle of a lifetime.
    2019-05-30T20:08:43Z
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  • Snooby
    Little Erik I have taken action on your suggestion and prepared the necessary paperwork to digitally insert advertisements for Bloard into all future TV broadcastings of the movie "Crazy Rich Asians".
    2019-06-03T03:17:30Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F10910] How about a clown house full of you guys, since you're all freaking clowns. Let's make a circus and parade Derek on a magical elephant, the spectacle of a lifetime. [/quote] Iโ€™m down ๐Ÿ˜Ž
    2019-06-03T16:36:27Z
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  • hillips
    [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F10919] Iโ€™m down ๐Ÿ˜Ž [/quote] *clown
    2019-06-05T07:37:55Z
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  • blandkidneystone
    Leak a moog nude, that'll get the bloard babes hoardin'
    2019-06-15T18:32:05Z
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  • jerry
    i've received really positive feedback about when people say members of hillips's family are shrek, so maybe we could do more of that sort of humor
    2019-06-16T14:38:36Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    He gets real mad about that ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
    2019-06-16T16:19:59Z
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  • jerry
    That's part of the allure
    2019-06-20T21:39:11Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    thinking that possibly the reason the large majority of people have not posted on bloard is because they cant figure it out? maybe we need to make a tutorial or something?
    2019-07-03T23:39:30Z
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